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KingFeraligatr King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master, from why would I tell you where I live? Since: Apr, 2015
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
#101: Jul 23rd 2015 at 1:05:11 PM

TGWLH: 3/?

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PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#102: Jul 23rd 2015 at 1:44:09 PM

"Oh, crap. Giants."

Dodging rocket fire, I run towards a giant. It fires several rockets at me, which I use as Stepping Stones in the Sky to reach the giant's face before I try to drive my feet into his eyes in a vicious kick.

The Uchiha Clan Heritage: 3/10

Curse Mark Awakening: 3/15

edited 23rd Jul '15 8:53:52 PM by PastryPerson

Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#103: Jul 23rd 2015 at 3:27:21 PM

The back cannons swivel to point over my shoulders like direct-fire guns, switch magazines to HVAP, and open fire on the nearest two Giants, saboted subcaliber heavy flechettes punching holes straight through the massive things, ruining limbs, shattering bones. And of course, being basically just giant hypersonic metal rods, they don't care much if you try to shoot them down.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#104: Jul 23rd 2015 at 4:36:49 PM

3/5. Some energy is welling up in preparation for my cannon strike.

3/45. Okay, I think I'm getting a signal in Teufort now...

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
djkates (Oldest One in the Book)
#105: Jul 23rd 2015 at 4:45:08 PM

I'm settling down, getting ready for a nice, relaxing game, when...

"Son of a GORILLA! Not him again. Well, guess I'd better help out."

I make my way to the battlefield.

"I see he's wasted no time trying to mess up the place." I grab my Duel Disk, slot in a random deck, and go into Duel Mode.

Alright, let's see what my opening hand gives me... that will do nicely. "I'll Special Summon Guardian Eatos from my hand, then activate Advance Draw, sending Eatos to the Graveyard and drawing 2 cards. And now, I'll activate A Deal with Dark Ruler, which will Summon Berserk Dragon from my Deck. Berserk Dragon, let's see what you can do to those mobs! Attack, and start with those spooky scary skeletons!" (Standard action.)

Just like last time, I'd suggest that any Yu-Gi-Oh! monsters I play as standard actions be treated as one-shot attacks. I don't think either of us wants to try to track them as entities.

I begin building power for an Ultima spell. (Ultima: 1/15)

I hear a voice call to me from another realm. Call on me. "Are you sure?" I murmur, knowing he will hear me. I am certain. "Very well." I begin the ritual to summon Odin into the fray. (Odin: 1/25) I have no idea how to balance entity stats, so please set those accordingly when this comes out.

edited 23rd Jul '15 4:45:33 PM by djkates

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#106: Jul 23rd 2015 at 5:08:13 PM

I cast a Blizzard at thr Giants.

3/50 The Siege

3/20 Dragonclaw

Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#107: Jul 23rd 2015 at 5:19:39 PM

My finger almost hits the button, but alas, my phone tumbles to the floor. Maybe next turn. I think it's funny that I'm dragging it out but maybe it isn't. Also, going camping for the next 2 weeks, I'll try to post when I can. Probably'll have a signal out there.

___

Turkey Sandwich: 3/10

Iced Tea: 3/4

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Augmentor-5L1 Eldan Construct from Exo Lab ZM-12 Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Eldan Construct
#108: Jul 23rd 2015 at 5:39:03 PM

> I Augment some spiders to make them kill eachother. I then come in for the kill by sawing them.

[REDACTED]: 1/45

edited 23rd Jul '15 5:40:00 PM by Augmentor-5L1

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.
The_Hyena_King Hyena but with a crown Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Hyena but with a crown
#109: Jul 23rd 2015 at 6:07:51 PM

Him again? I'll Intervene if I have to.

And of course I have to.

I look over at Anolis. And who are you calling human?

Sure I'm about a pair of ears and a tail away from being one, but even wearing my hood up, the ear covers didn't clue you in?

I channel my annoyance, mild though it may be, into my strike as I form a blade of ice and make a charging attack at the charged creepers.

2/? : Sergal Knight 2/?? : Class Cards (Should I charge these as a set, or seperately?)

edited 23rd Jul '15 7:21:39 PM by The_Hyena_King

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#110: Jul 23rd 2015 at 7:09:19 PM

As the creepers are destroyed in a fiery blaze before, he hits the deck, making himself small to avoid getting bombarded with any potential shrapnel.

"...what the hell kinda creatures were those?"

Brushing himself off, he continues filling his revolvers with his mana as he reholsters them. He then takes out his staff and flings a few fire spells at the RPG-equipped Giants, recognizing the weapons they wield from elsewhere. As he does this, he yells back at Hyena (or whatever you wanna be called, I dunno tongue), "Well, excuse me, then!"

Enchanted Revolver #1 — 2/5

Enchanted Revolver #2 — 2/5

edited 23rd Jul '15 7:50:40 PM by BlackMageAnolis

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#111: Jul 23rd 2015 at 7:24:52 PM

Seeing that my turret did jack shit, I decide to start chucking grenades everywhere.

3/15 | Bombing Run

2/50 | ???

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
FeatheredDragon Hoo. from over there! Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Hoo.
#112: Jul 23rd 2015 at 8:13:10 PM

Connecting to Server…

Connecting…

Connecting…

Connected!

Establishing Client Package…

Established!

Spawn? Y/N

Y.

Feathered Dragon [N] has spawned.

A young man appears.

‘Huh.’

He pulls out a piece of paper and holds it up to the sun.

‘Yeah. We’re here.’

1/20 Saekro’m, the Holy Spear.

1/50 Corotrangul

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! from ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! Since: Mar, 2015
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
#113: Jul 23rd 2015 at 8:14:42 PM

-POINT 0R1G1N-

@Lord Herobrine((and everyone else)): For sake of your sanity, disregard most of this lengthy introduction/RP and immediately cut to the bottom two paragraphs.

Fire. It's the earliest thing I can properly recall in any extent whatsoever. To be somewhat more on-point, it was burning that I recall.

I couldn't place my proper age, in all honesty. It technically was not me-indeed, I carry a lot of memories that are not actually mine due to how the Legacy works. This one is the absolute earliest, and I was very young then, and that's all I really recall of myself then. My home is a different story: Flatlands, an august heat wave, and a war all combined to make a raging fire on an otherwise-peacful moor. It was extremely sudden. I think most of them were on-fire before they realized it, an dead minutes after. I was probably one of the few alive, if not the only one. I never found any of my kind before or since.

I can't recall what I used to look like then, nor what any of my other relatives then used to look like, which kind of contributes to me not finding any of my kind. I knew, somehow, that they were dead, and I had to run, which was difficult as most of the forest was setting on fire, and I was young and therefore a massive idiot, having no idea where to go. I just knew one thing-to run. And fortunately, I was fast.

Not so fortunately a tree feel on me. A small one, but big enough to break my legs squarely and trap me. I cried, I think. Very old memory from before my legitimate birth.

Then, they showed up.

I intrinsically knew they were powerful and not to be trifled with-the same could be said of many, if not almost all locals on my world at the time. Those who weren't were the cause of the fire, and even then it wasn't exactly their purpose to cause said fire. They were, to me, deities worthy of respect. MINOR deities, but nevertheless deities. They emerged from the fire, wildly trying to contain it, heards turning every which way. One of them quickly found me. Or past me. Or him. Look, Legacies are weird. Go use your own pronouns or something. Point is they saved my life-the biggest one of the lot crushed a wooden trunk with a single stomp, dragged me onto his back, and got me out of there. By that time I was mostly unconscious, and by the time they put me in some small, cozy cave away from the fiery chaos, I was definitely unconscious.

I awoke later, in a room at the time I didn't understand. It was artificially made, with short grass being the floor, small stone platforms that (at the time) were taller than me acting as desks, some soft fabric in a sack serving as a bed that I was laying on along with three bigger ones, and other things that I was very unfamiliar with. There were also others, foreginers, tending to me. I was probably young enough that I was merely curious rather than outright confused. I was still mighty confused about what happened, I wasn't sure of what to make of it. I was alone for a few minutes, just trying to process the few minutes that preceded it.


I'll cut there. Let's skip forwards to right now, eh? Boring to just sit around and read about my Cliché Storm of a past-and I'll readily call it that. But no, it is relevant, slightly, helps you understand who I am and why I'm here and how. I'll tell more in more digestible chunks as we go on. Of course, I never let anything of such a size go to waste, so I might a well USE it.

First, a message somewhat similar to thus:

<< Latio_Nytro has entered >>

And then...A ship appears on the horizon, just beneath the clouds, with a red chronal flare blaring out the backside marking it as extremely fast. Chronal engines were expensive for...A lot of reasons, really. Hard to make, hard to find, hard to properly attune, hard to work with, hard to power, and not worth the effort in most cases. You basically have to have an unlimited power source to make those things worth it. The ship becomes fully visible in all details as it approaches-a very large ship, meant for commanding troops during wartime judging by the make. The model itself was dated by a few years, but heavily upgraded to compensate and push it over the edge for the standards of its class. Despite a powerful armament of weapons that could easily provide a great deal of fire support, not a single shot goes off, and stays well above firing range, barely-visible energy shields at maximum power. Emblazoned on the side is 'Moorblade.'

A hatch atop this ship opens up, and out comes me-a man who could be confused for the Scout...Could, if it weren't for some odd gray plating covering several vital points on the chest, an artificial left arm that is gray with golden edges, and copious amounts of red hair that obscure all facial features except a calm smile. I am holding an Umbrella in my right hand, and on my back is a banner with two letters on a red background: AG.

The hatch does not close-instead, in a flash of static, a second figure appears. Anyone particuarily afraid of jumpscares immediately flees to the hills-

   "ARE YOU FREDDY FOR GOLDEN READY?"   

...Dude. I was giving an intro! IT'S IMPORTANT TO OUR SUCCESS THAT WE HAVE A GOOD INTRO!!

   "THAT IS MY INTRO. GETS EVERYTHING GOING PLAIN AND gorillaING SIMPLE."   

"IT'S PART OF OUR OPENING ATTACK!"

   "THEN NEXT TIME HAND ME A gorillaING SCRIPT OR SOMETHING."   

"OK then! Remember, Fredbear, I may or may not be busy elseware doing you-know-what, so you could be doing the fieldwork for me for a good majority of this..."

   "BUT. WE ALREADY WENT OVER THAT ON THE WAY HERE."   

"I'M REPEATING SO THE AUDIENCE KNOWS WHATS UP! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NEW TO THIS!"

   "WHATEVER, WATER PONY."   

"I AM NOT A PONY!!!"

   "WHATEVER, WATER HORSE. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. IT'S TIME TO YIFF SOME DICKS."   

"That I agree on."

...And with that done, quick description: Golden Freddy is from the F Na FB universe. Slightly alternate timeline-by which I mean I may have stumbled upon him during the climatic battle and saved him from a horrible death by burning. We've known each other for a while...He's wielding a Hydra...Item, with an embedded Microphone fit for a Rap Deity like him. He also has F-rated Exoskeleton parts, wicked amazing sunglasses, and is now gripping me with his right arm as I grip him with my left, our respective arms behind each others backs and gripping the sides farther from us, both of us facing the same way. That might be confusing. In this position, we walk off the ship, and my ride teleports into the good old Hyperspace Arsenal where it will NOT be regarded as my 'starter artifact.' I take my remaining arm and open the umbrella, allowing us to descend at a relatively comfortable pace for the last few feet as we descend jointly. If anyone was looking, they'd notice the Umbrella I have happens to have, written upon its topside, the entirety of the words that were just used in the mostly-flavor text riddled sequence above, as well as an equally extensive apology to our good GM Lord Herobrine.

Once I've properly landed, I do a singular attack. I take the Umbrella, folding it back up, and proceed to whack either the Godmodder (if he's presently targetable) with the unfantomable power of flavor text, or one of his minions (if he is not presently targetable). Upon impact, the flavor text glows an unearthly light and proceeds to transfer to the target, and then suddenly just flat-out hurt with the force of nine million lifetimes in torture chambers condensed into one second. This is so much pain the target undergoes a pain-splosion and is promptly atomized along with the umbrella.

Again, sorry about all of that, Herobrine Next posts will be shorter and less extreme.

   ALPHA TRIGGER: 1/15    Sea of the Soul: 1/12,500

((OOC: For all newcomers: Don't emulate Sea of the Soul. That's probably getting trimmed massively to have a far shorter charge time in comparison to what it is now.))

edited 23rd Jul '15 8:25:30 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#114: Jul 23rd 2015 at 8:48:14 PM

Q&A

  • @Inception: If you finish a charge, and hold it, then yes. You may start another one. .....Also, there's no way you have 40 charges on Something or Other.
  • @Paradise: Not boosting charges yet. Also, CST
  • @Laitome: Minecraft server inside the Pantheon for now.
  • @Talist: No selling means godmodding away. Like if you punch me, I punch you before you punch me. That's no selling. Or if you charge on a massive attack, and I block it with a rubber ducky. Also noselling.
    • That depends. If it's something like a massive mech, you can use actions to buff it, but don't expcet the buffs to last. If you want your staff to mini-crit, you can charge that to make it stick around.
      • You're really serious about Rp'ing, aren't you :)

  • These walls of text are really nice. I'd suggest they get trimmed down after awhile, so people don't get too confused.

About to cast an Accio, Ichigo throws his arm forward, only to find nothing in it. Behind him, an endermen roars in pain, as Ichigo had seemed to jab it straight in the eye. Attempting to headshot a giant, Ripsaw’s round pings off a Giant’s temple.

Well, you did get its attention.

Paradise’s bullet spam distracts two of them, while Solar begins de-legging several skeletons. Infinity fires 24 rockets. 24 spiders go down, but 48 replace them. Shiny’s magnet actually fuses two of the creepers together forming one big one, right before he zerg rushes the new monstrosity, taking it down.

Fseftr flashes behind a giant and buries Moon’s Dagger into its skull. The Giant feels a gnat and swats at Fseftr, sending him flying. Disarming a skeleton.. literally.. Spino begins pelting bullets at the giants. One of them brushes off the metal pieces, confused.

Phoenix punches a few zombies as Jon scans for health. For some reason, he’s not getting anything on the normal mobs, but he does see that the giants have 7000 health.

Interesting.

Burning fish oil is deployed which makes one of the giants stomp on the ground, both putting out the fire and crushing skeles underfoot. Sacred Aspect’s phlanx protects Ichigo’s bike, but now they have skeles and Endermen after them. One with a wand in its eye.

Engie begins racking up killstreaks with the BASE power, until a skele fills his ‘chute full of holes. Pastry blinds one giant as Amp tears apart another with metal rods. Berserk Dragon goes berserk on the rest of the skeletons, who are all effectively dead by now… Blizzard goes up-

Now the giants are all distracted, disoriented, one of them is partially on fire, several are blinded, and now they’re really cold.

Until they let loose their Rpg’s. Piono’s army gets blown to shreds easily as most of the field is friendly fired’ into rocket hell.

Augmentor helps by making two spiders jig off the cliff as Hyena triggers more charged creeper bombs. Black Mage pelts the on fire giant making it more on fire as it pretty much gets roasted alive. Inception hurls grenades and takes out the rest of the charged creepers.

Suddenly, Tazz’s wall of text appears in the face of one of the Giants. Utterly flattening the poor thing, the rest of the Giants…..assume a taekwondo stance and yell.

Really, really loudly.


THE MESA

THE GODMODDER: 99/100

Ichigo, Sacred.

Endermen x40

THE VALLEY

Zombies x23

Skeletons – Dead

Spiders x82

Giants x7 | 7000HP

Everyone else.


Keep track of what items you have.


Quote of the Day. “Some of you don’t’ understand the concept of Giant. We’re talking about Statue of Liberty big here, people.”

edited 23rd Jul '15 9:30:29 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#115: Jul 23rd 2015 at 9:37:06 PM

Second time in a row that my attack is not mentioned and apparently not counted. What gives?

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#116: Jul 23rd 2015 at 9:40:47 PM

"Oh, for the love of..."

Blasting the Enderman away with my speeder bike's blaster cannon, I once again cast Accio on Carmen and catch her as she flies towards me, then begin driving her towards the Pantheon.

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#117: Jul 23rd 2015 at 9:47:17 PM

Augmentor helps by making two spiders jig off the cliff as Hyena triggers more charged creeper bombs. Black Mage pelts the on fire giant making it more on fire as it pretty much gets roasted alive. Inception hurls grenades and takes out the rest of the charged creepers.

I am the once and future king.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#118: Jul 23rd 2015 at 9:48:37 PM

@Inceptiond

If you can't find your name in the post, use Ctrl-F to search for it.

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
UndyingPhoenix Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#120: Jul 23rd 2015 at 10:07:40 PM

I suppose...I'll need to keep those creepers at a distance. Without my magic though, there's slim chance I can do anything effective.

I fall back a bit, picking up some hefty rocks.

"Thanks for the assist! Now, just keep those creepers away from me, and I'll support you as best I can!"

I toss some of the heavy rocks at any spiders and/or zombies that may be left.

Awakening: Basic Magic 4/10

Awakening: ???? 4/50

edited 24th Jul '15 5:01:50 AM by UndyingPhoenix

LordOfTheSword from The Tornado Belt Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#121: Jul 23rd 2015 at 10:28:07 PM

"Jesus, did I sit through the apocalypse or something?

He had just rested for a little while and the land around him already looked like the warzones he had been accustomed to.

"...better late than never, I guess."

I continue to charge my blinding strike, while pulling lightning from the heavens.

Blinding Strike: 2/10

Heavenly Storm: 2/80

Can I just grab a sword or gun, or do I have to summon one? Also, can I do an action/attack separate from my charging?

edited 23rd Jul '15 10:30:26 PM by LordOfTheSword

"We now have the technology to allow CATS to talk to SPIDERS!"
iamsolarflare EAT YOUR GREENS from oh, you know, somewhere in cyberspace Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
EAT YOUR GREENS
#122: Jul 23rd 2015 at 10:58:41 PM

"Anyone got a plan? Anyone at all? Or do I have to make something happen?"

He proceeds to punch spiders. "And where the hell did my sword go!?"


RESURGENCE: 4/1000

"Damnit, I need my sword": 3/100

When everything changes nothing changes.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#123: Jul 23rd 2015 at 11:13:17 PM

I pick up a downed skeletons bow, saving it for until I finish my charges.

As another giant fires at me, I dodge and grab onto the side of a rocket, being taken for a ride.

"OH, HELL NO."

I proceed to use all my strength to throw it at one of the giant's kneecaps, before covering my ears from the giant's yell.

The Uchiha Clan Heritage: 4/10

Curse Mark Awakening: 4/15

edited 25th Jul '15 12:57:44 PM by PastryPerson

FeatheredDragon Hoo. from over there! Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Hoo.
#124: Jul 23rd 2015 at 11:20:17 PM

I wander towards the Mesa. After looking around, I pull a blue mechanical part from my coat.

'Hmmm... What does this do...'

I toss the Finicky Cloakfield at the Endermen, stealthing them until the end of the round.

2/20 Saekro'm, the Holy Spear

2/50 Corotrangrul

edited 23rd Jul '15 11:20:42 PM by FeatheredDragon

I sincerely regret to inform that this signature cannot be shown due to technically difficulties.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#125: Jul 23rd 2015 at 11:33:30 PM

4/5 I point my Arm Cannon towards some zombies, almost ready to give 'em hell.

4/45 "Hello, Ms. Pauling? I've got an urgent bulletin for Reliable Excavation Demolitions..."

edited 23rd Jul '15 11:33:59 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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