W-w-who are you?
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownWhat the f...?
ahem
I guess I should just be thankful help arrived, even if it's the military.
Long live the New Bev.Thank you, young man, I am grateful
My gratitude is with you from now on, fellow warrior
Prettiest Meta Knight Gijinka, nglVector: Thank you for the assist, strange go-cart riding creature. The U-Foes are in your debt.
Ironclad: Aw man, what's all this Simon? Since when have we owed anything to anybody?
X-Ray: Besides, with our record I'd say it's a little late to start being noble types, ya know?
Vapor: Listen boys, this little guy saved our cosmic ray enhanced hides, so the least we can do is show him some courtesy. Besides...he might someday prove useful in taking out the Hulk or any other annoying "heroes" in our way!
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...

ilogical creature saving me does not progress your goal at all
Progress has it's stepping stones.