Weird things you've Googled

“How to take over a small island”.

“How much force is required to break a 4 inch thick wall of iron.”

• How did ancient humans deal with broken nails
• Bats hanging upside down flipped
• Enricks

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 15th 2018 at 10:41:31 AM

I don't have an actual on topic post rn, but this is OP's new account and I'm glad this thread is still alive

Weird Al's "North Korea Polka."

It's catchy...

"Abraham Lincoln gay"

(Overheard a convo at work in which a customer insisted Abraham Lincoln was gay - there's been some speculation about him being gay or bi, but nothing as conclusive as the customer was making it sound. This does arguably make Electric Six's "Gay Bar" video funnier)

"All I wanna do is stab someone"

(Came up with an idea for a Dark Comedy parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow and wanted to see if it'd been done already - I immediately decided this was a mistake when I saw one of the first results was an article about how you shouldn't google how to kill people)

For a on this very wiki example, sometimes if a trope I'm thinking of has a long name or I'm just not sure of the exact wording, I'll search just two or three of the most prominent words that I'm sure of, which can sound odd out of context - so I have "Death Slap" in my search history here (instead of Death Is a Slap on the Wrist). Good Name For A Rock Band perhaps?

Edited by MikeK on Aug 24th 2018 at 8:56:11 AM

I was fascinated when I learned that something like Bible fanfiction exists and typed "bible fanfiction" into Google Search just to see what autocomplete suggestions would come up.

One of the first things in the list was "bible fanfiction jesus goes to hogwarts", with the result yielding a fanfiction opening with a disclaimer which assured the reader that the author "[does] not own Jesus (or any part of the associated "Bible" fandom)!"

“devourer of thots summon”

“i am a toaster”

“summoning cthulhu for dummies”

The first one is an enemy from Calamity Mod summoned by the Devourer Of Gods, who has an amazing battle theme. Apparently one of the helpers he drops can spawn his minions in dark places, and I wanted to see this happen.

The second is SCP-426. No further explanation is needed.

The third was just something that popped into my head.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Aug 25th 2018 at 8:19:28 AM

"abs gave me lightning"

"I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"

Can't decide which is weirder.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 25th 2018 at 10:49:26 AM

"Giygas cosplay"

"Homestuck cholesterol"

I was looking for a specific meme.

"Freddy Mercury teddy bear" and then "Centaur teddy bear". Both related to the same conversation (and yes, both exist.)

"sweeney toad"

"Professor Snape was a single mother"

Searched "Can I deep fry on a plane" just now, in response to a dream I had where I was taking a plane somewhere and decided to set up a deep fryer and fry up some chicken strips just, in the walkway between the seats. Seems like a scene you'd expect to see in Airplane! I've never used a deep fryer in my life.

Edited by PushoverMediaCritic on Dec 30th 2018 at 1:26:49 PM

"what noise do deer make"

"what is a plumbus"

"you better watch out you better watch out"
"kiryu kirby"
"hot banana water"
"falcon sleep"

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 31st 2018 at 10:02:25 AM

How to kill someone with hair dye. (I'm a writer...)

Can you dig a hole to china? (Wanted to find out once and for all)

Myself (I was bored. Apparently when I was a toddler, my parents participated in a study about fathers learning how to parent, and I was one of the subjects.)

Am I the only one who purposefully Googles random weird phrases just to see them illustrated as an image?

Sometimes, though I didn't get anything good for "crazy ice cube named Motherfucker" or "Wall-E slam dunk" (I was hoping for an ice cube with Ice Cube's facial features and the name Motherfucker and Wall-E doing a slam dunk, respectively).

“flesh background”

I needed a background for a Yaldabaoth edit.

"bishonen waluigi" just to see what would show up

1. Henry Rollins with glasses

2. Jacuzzi Splot

3. What does cocaine taste like?

4. Can a bad bitch get killed?

Edited by KeironCioran on Jan 3rd 2019 at 8:45:44 AM

1. Thanos with a mustache 2. Hugh neutron body pillow 3. paul blart 3: warrior of the apocalypse

larryposting

edward penishands

here i come i am cinnamon

cinnamon is the winna mon

some more I forgot

• Riku X Shadow (yes, the riku from kingdom hearts and the shadow from sonic, More surprised that the ship does not exist)
• Danny Devito as A Goron (Weird dream about an it's always sunny and zelda crossover)
• Bowser's slaves (was looking for a meme where someone called the koopalings and bowser jr bowser's slaves, ended up finding 10x weirder stuff)
• Jack Frost rap (looking for a reddit comment where someone made a rap sung by jack frost, the demon from shin megami tensei, all I remember about it was it started with "hee to the ho!")

footlong hot dog buns.