Weird things you've Googled

"game intros that would go with fingertip by GFRIEND" (What? I'm getting desperate!)

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant

Does Santa Claus secretly work for the government by spying on us?

How many laws does Santa break each year?

Google, what is the best way to tell a kid Santa doesn't formally exist?

I googled how do snakes have sex after someone mentioned they googled it in an previous post. Got me into a rabbit hole of discovering just how strange snakes's anatomy was.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.

snakes's anatomy.

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Btw, that snake google search that inspired someone to do so was me. You were right about the snake anatomy.

Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Mar 28th 2019 at 5:57:31 AM

Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.

Redeeming Necromancers

I know, I learned so much as a result of that particular Google search.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.

How do snakes get drunk.

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Yet another snake related google search. Yay! You thudes can tell I'm fond of snakes even if they're a bit scary sometimes.

Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.

"Avatar Reacts to Shipping." I was looking for another image. I found a comic, and it was listed as part 2 of a series of comics. I had to find the rest, and I was not disappointed in the result.

I also looked up "abdication" on Wikipedia, just so I was certain I remembered what the word meant.

It was for a story... I swear.

Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through

"do animals rape" and "do animals have sex without consent"

because sometimes you just really gotta prove someone wrong on the internet

Edited by johannes4123 on Mar 31st 2019 at 10:38:47 AM

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again

Padme. As in, lotus.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

“hollow knight stabbing himself gif”

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

"how to win a fistfight"

"my rottweiler got his balls stuck in a mouse trap"

"how much alcohol is in mouthwash"

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

marshadow painting/artist marshadow

I needed a picture of a marshadow in a painter's outfit

I ended up not finding any

"mother beast x sorceress battle theme mashup"

Basically, two characters from different games who both had their respective Dragons realize they'd gone too far and have really cool battle themes. I wanted to see if anyone had put the two together, but unfortunately no such mashup (currently) exists as far as I can tell.

Edited by AgentKirin on Apr 17th 2019 at 5:05:57 AM

How to properly slash one's wrists

I was not looking up how to kill myself, I searched this for a story I'm writing. Got to be accurate and all.

How do fleas mate

The various ways non-mammals mate can get really wild.

12 hours of a baby crying

It was a challenge, barely made it past a half hour.

cheese puffs with googly eyes on them

Don't know what I was thinking but search history said it happened.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.

"cup on head man adventure"

A friend told me about a really bad Cuphead bootleg and I had to look it up.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

"the backyardigans yaoi"

Yeah... I would love to read fanfics like that.

I can't think of a good signature.

"Photographer Raptor"

Guess who's been watching too much Rick and Morty? (me)

Im on a long hiatus/quitted because im burnt out sorry

Taking over France one Coca-Cola at a time

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.

"communist pick up lines"

"can you get an ahoge in real life"

"robot portrait painting"

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

"how to use a particle accelerator"

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

"Chris Pratt stripping"

“Can Thanos say the N word”

Thanks, Reddit.

You’re welcome.

Peace is the only battle worth waging.

Packing pringles

I was trying to look up an object I saw on r/forbiddensnacks. It was packing material that looked an awful lot like Pringles.

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

"yee haw game ranch lore"

Insert some scientific name for a chemical which would probably have every inteligence agency this side of the world shitting their pants just through their filters

Alternatively "Its Hip To Fuck Bees"

Edited by ReynTheLord on Jun 6th 2019 at 1:06:54 PM

"i am pantana comic"

They/them or she/her