Weird things you've Googled

giant *** waluigi on couch (Where I got my current avi from)

Why does my body keep trying to kill me?

In my defense, I have GERD-induced asthma. My stomach literally wants to watch my lungs burn.

OKCapitalist

"Riku in a dress kingdom hearts"

"andrealphus"

I got this idea for a character that has the Deal with the Devil trope as its basic concept and takes a lot of inspiration from Goetic demons, particularly Andrealphus (y'know, the peacock guy who turns people into birds). The resulting research would have made my internet history rather... interesting if not for Incognito Mode.

My Google search history is extremely scattered because I write puzzles.

Within the last seven days I've googled the following:

• gym leader
• North Dakota
• vadu-pasii
• slap cartoon
• ass learned to talk
• "non-nag"
• "non-ang"
• "non-gan"
• super effective frickin beautiful
• widest saguaro
• amamiya
• 1797403972752489897
• why does searching for weird al's don't download this song produce lyrics for john legend's all of me?
• midna
• 200 pounds in USD
• denemo
• big poppo
• patenting a gene
• jerry falwell pool boy
• blossom butt punch
• "dawn of the next day"
• jenny ass
• zero lot line
• nectonematoida
• preschools in fairfield, ohio
• 2007 hell hunt

“Chuck E. Cheese fights”

“I want to date a libertarian”

“Skipper Barbie puberty”

"where do baby angels come from do angels fuck"

"the disrespectoids"

If you want a way to make me feel old, make me remember a 2009 ad campaign for Capri-Sun, of everything. Not cereal straws, not DVD compilations of airplanes, no. I just happened to remember the Elder Juice Gods and their deeds against the unfaithful.

Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Mar 8th 2019 at 8:37:26 AM

"how many biscuits are in a family pack of mint slice"

...don't look at me like that, I'm making this!

Edited by ReikoKazama on Mar 4th 2019 at 1:49:05 AM

"king k.round" (wanted to see if a mix between King K.Rool and K.Round existed)

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 4th 2019 at 12:41:46 PM

"is there a wikipedia article that is more than 6 links away from reaching hitler"

I stumbled upon this tread and it made me wonder

Star Wolf Rule 34

It's probably for the best that I don't explain why but it's not what you think it is.

Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Mar 23rd 2019 at 6:36:13 AM

(laughs maniacally)

1. Was the director of American Psycho lesbian?

2. King Bradley, best husbando

3. Rock & Roll Pussy

“Mike Pence crushes his nuts in a Bible”

"Wheight of a knight suit"

It was for the weight of my cyborg oc.

“The Lorax bitching”

"are catgirls furries"

"how old is tohru from dragon maid" I swear it's not for the reason you think it is

"florida man superhero version"

Snake mating

I did this because I was curious on how snakes did the "deed". My other reason was for a certain snake from a certain game That I totally don't have a fictional crush on. What? You thudes never thought about how anthro snakes do it at least once.

Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Mar 23rd 2019 at 3:17:55 PM

PGAD.

"how to have sex with a dolphin"

I was looking for this website that informed (g)you how to have sex with a dolphin. I wasn't gonna have sex with a dolphin, though.

"squidward feet"

It was for an ''images you can hear" thread, I swear.

hemipenes

“Capitalist pigs gangbang horny proletariat”

Thanks, Reddit.

Herpetology?