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I originally posted this in Yack Fest, but the other posters think it belongs here.
In this thread we have a completely generic Flame War. We are imitating the most GIFT-tainted flame war in existence, but instead of actually saying the post, we generically describe it.
Example: Poster 1: Expression of hate for all other posters, accusing them all of being homosexual. Poster 2: Half-assed attempt to link a shock site. Poster 3: Denouncement of poster 2, unintentionally giving away that they took the bait and clicked the link. Poster 4: Massive TL;DR wall of text denouncing a previous poster's opinion. Poster 5: Cliched image macro.
You get what I mean.
Put OOC (i.e. not part of the war) posts under spoiler.
The OP that you shall reply to is: Inflammatory denouncement of religion.
Makes long winded rant about how [[insert ethnic minority here]] are taking over the world and how the OP's post is proof of this. Also accuses OP of being a [[insert ethnic minority here]]. Makes a page-long summary about the Book of Genesis and yells at everyone else about how the bible is proof that there is a god and claims that the existence of Nicolas Cage and Frosted Flakes are evidence that God exists and Jesus is greater than God.
Makes an entire 10 page scientific rant about how sedimentary layers prove the flood occurred as layers like that could only occur by entire regions being lifted up and slammed down upon other areas of the earth as well as being a hypocrite by saying that poster 1 is completely wrong. Also refers to Nicholas Cage and all actors as lazy [insert explitive here]. Also goes on about the nuclear physics behind why the cardboard box is healthier than the frosted flakes. Ultimately writes a 20 page long walk of text complete with citations and You Tube video 'evidence'.
Uses logic to debunk silly theories, but goes way overboard in insulting the other guys.
Copypastes in the entire chemical name of Titin.
Types in "There is no God in this world" in all caps and stalks other threads.
Constantly re-posts the exact same argument over and over again. I also accuse my opponent of trolling, despite being guilty of it myself.
Tries to be reasonable and calm everyone down.
Posts an image macro of Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Ignores your entire argument in favour of restating mine in allcaps.
Gif of Frozen character.
"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" image of Jeremy Clarkson driving a funny-looking car.
Tells everyone to be quiet before remarking that they aren't speaking but typing. Proceeds to post episodes of X-Files and Ghostbusters as proof that ghosts and aliens exist and that therefore this argument is potato.
Posts the cliched gif of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with a caption "Just here to read the comments", despite that the image does not really make sense in the forum environment.
Post a very similar gif, but with ponified Michael Jackson.
Disparages the use of gifs with insane troll logic and Godwin's Law.
Your mama never loved you, and she dressed ya funny.
(posts screncap of Solip's post and defends it further by tacking three more pages of text onto it)
Insert "X game is overrated" comment and let the flames burn. Let them BURN, motherfuckers! -evil laugh ensues-
Encourages Solip to stand by what he said and adds one sentence to the actual discussion.
Posts completely irrelevant song lyrics
Completely misinterprets the title of the thread, doesn't read anything anyone has actually posted, and goes on a long rant that, while it makes some logical sense, has absolutely no place in the thread.
Posts pointless 10-page long post about how Ben and Jerry's ice cream is the illuminati.
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