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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify
New account is voidify
May 13th 2015 at 6:27:05 PM

I originally posted this in Yack Fest, but the other posters think it belongs here.

In this thread we have a completely generic Flame War. We are imitating the most GIFT-tainted flame war in existence, but instead of actually saying the post, we generically describe it.

Example:
Poster 1: Expression of hate for all other posters, accusing them all of being homosexual.
Poster 2: Half-assed attempt to link a shock site.
Poster 3: Denouncement of poster 2, unintentionally giving away that they took the bait and clicked the link.
Poster 4: Massive TL;DR wall of text denouncing a previous poster's opinion.
Poster 5: Cliched image macro.

You get what I mean.

Put OOC (i.e. not part of the war) posts under spoiler.

The OP that you shall reply to is:
Inflammatory denouncement of religion.

CathariSarad Witch of Truth from Rokkenjima Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Witch of Truth
May 13th 2015 at 6:35:47 PM

Makes long winded rant about how [[insert ethnic minority here]] are taking over the world and how the OP's post is proof of this. Also accuses OP of being a [[insert ethnic minority here]]. Makes a page-long summary about the Book of Genesis and yells at everyone else about how the bible is proof that there is a god and claims that the existence of Nicolas Cage and Frosted Flakes are evidence that God exists and Jesus is greater than God.

Ideas, philosophy, art, culture. We live and die by the memes and their infection.
TheGreatDuck COME, AND SEE
COME, AND SEE
May 13th 2015 at 6:50:15 PM

Makes an entire 10 page scientific rant about how sedimentary layers prove the flood occurred as layers like that could only occur by entire regions being lifted up and slammed down upon other areas of the earth as well as being a hypocrite by saying that poster 1 is completely wrong. Also refers to Nicholas Cage and all actors as lazy [insert explitive here]. Also goes on about the nuclear physics behind why the cardboard box is healthier than the frosted flakes. Ultimately writes a 20 page long walk of text complete with citations and You Tube video 'evidence'.

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
May 13th 2015 at 7:03:27 PM

Uses logic to debunk silly theories, but goes way overboard in insulting the other guys.

May 13th 2015 at 7:17:31 PM

Copypastes in the entire chemical name of Titin.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Intel_Captain Apparently Not Dead from That's classified information Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Apparently Not Dead
May 13th 2015 at 8:50:29 PM

Types in "There is no God in this world" in all caps and stalks other threads.

-insert appropriate signature here-
AHI-3000 Gorilla Guerrilla from California Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
May 13th 2015 at 9:03:23 PM

Constantly re-posts the exact same argument over and over again. I also accuse my opponent of trolling, despite being guilty of it myself.

© 2014 — present AHI-3000. All rights reserved. ☺
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
May 13th 2015 at 9:47:50 PM

Tries to be reasonable and calm everyone down.

CathariSarad Witch of Truth from Rokkenjima Relationship Status: Getting away with murder
Witch of Truth
May 13th 2015 at 10:01:56 PM

Posts an image macro of Neil Degrasse Tyson.

Ideas, philosophy, art, culture. We live and die by the memes and their infection.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall!
The Beta Male
May 13th 2015 at 10:13:05 PM

Ignores your entire argument in favour of restating mine in allcaps.

Gif of Frozen character.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
May 13th 2015 at 10:29:03 PM

"THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" image of Jeremy Clarkson driving a funny-looking car.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
TheGreatDuck COME, AND SEE
COME, AND SEE
May 13th 2015 at 10:44:21 PM

Tells everyone to be quiet before remarking that they aren't speaking but typing. Proceeds to post episodes of X-Files and Ghostbusters as proof that ghosts and aliens exist and that therefore this argument is potato.

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
May 14th 2015 at 12:57:22 AM

Posts the cliched gif of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with a caption "Just here to read the comments", despite that the image does not really make sense in the forum environment.

Blurring Don't punch cats from the Centre for Research on Good Enough Food
Don't punch cats
May 14th 2015 at 6:15:23 AM

Post a very similar gif, but with ponified Michael Jackson.

When your lunch comes to you bearing gifts, just eat your lunch.
May 14th 2015 at 7:56:28 AM

Disparages the use of gifs with insane troll logic and Godwin's Law.

SolipSchism Programmer-At-Arms from the Transcend Relationship Status: Less than three
Programmer-At-Arms
May 14th 2015 at 7:58:49 AM

  1. Spends 23-and-a-half minutes typing a multiple-paragraph scathing response to every other poster defending religion
  2. Posts
  3. Realizes this is an argument on the internet
  4. Blanks post
  5. Replaces it with a message that reads "nevermind" with no punctuation or capitalization

Everything is about to change.
GigantusInPantus Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand? from New-New York
Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?
May 14th 2015 at 11:32:41 AM

Your mama never loved you, and she dressed ya funny.

"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"
TooManyIdeas The War Dove from Twilight Town Relationship Status: Abstaining
The War Dove
May 14th 2015 at 11:53:36 AM

(posts screncap of Solip's post and defends it further by tacking three more pages of text onto it)

please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks!
SolipSchism Programmer-At-Arms from the Transcend Relationship Status: Less than three
Programmer-At-Arms
May 14th 2015 at 12:01:27 PM

  1. Throws a fit about TooManyIdeas reposting what I blanked
  2. Demands that they remove the post
  3. Says something incoherent about an invasion of privacy

Everything is about to change.
PrincessGwen The Science Princess. from In the U.S.A Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
The Science Princess.
May 14th 2015 at 1:00:21 PM

Insert "X game is overrated" comment and let the flames burn. Let them BURN, motherfuckers! -evil laugh ensues-evil grin

"Wakanda forever."
kagescorpionakki Lamb and Wolf from Runeterra Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Lamb and Wolf
May 14th 2015 at 1:01:57 PM

Encourages Solip to stand by what he said and adds one sentence to the actual discussion.

Never one... Without the other.
May 14th 2015 at 1:02:52 PM

Posts completely irrelevant song lyrics

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
TooManyIdeas The War Dove from Twilight Town Relationship Status: Abstaining
The War Dove
May 14th 2015 at 1:07:36 PM please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks!
May 14th 2015 at 1:28:09 PM

Completely misinterprets the title of the thread, doesn't read anything anyone has actually posted, and goes on a long rant that, while it makes some logical sense, has absolutely no place in the thread.

Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
May 14th 2015 at 1:28:19 PM

Posts pointless 10-page long post about how Ben and Jerry's ice cream is the illuminati.

everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.

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