Yo.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.*He conjures the Infinity+1 Holy Mackerel, using it in a defensive manner to try to tank the attacks Daydre is using.*
"No more beersies for you!"
*One strike nails him in the abdomen, creating a sound like a church bell. He responds by trying to slap Daydre in the face with the fish.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Ohh, looks like you're a tough one Pastrami... Looks like I'll have to break out my...
Daydre pulls a potted tree out of her bag. She holds it like a sword....
INFINITY+1 SWORD!
She attempts to slash Engie's neck. (Or at least that's what she thinks she's doing. In reality, the pot would hit him in the face like a mace or club. That pot's surprisingly sturdy.)
we will survive.*He meets the pot mid-swing with the fish. What the hell is this battle.*
"Okay, time for a Hollywood Undead song!"
Hollywood Undead - Street Dreams
*He pushes back against Daydre, swinging the fish in an attempt to slap her silly.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Daydre blocks with her potted plant. It's seemingly indestructable, and obviously won't be used in normal battles.
Hmph!
She jumps into the air, and uses her full strength to try and bring down the pot on Engie's head. All of it. Like, twenty sixteen wheelers worth. The music doesn't even come close to waking her up.
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we will survive.*Upon being hit on the head with the pot, the drone's entire head is forced into the body of the drone. He uses his free hand to search for where it went, grabs something, then pulls his head back out into view.*
"Ow. Cartoon physics hurt."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Trout shaped fire starts raining from the sky in conjunction with her laugh. Some of it might hit Mikhael(?).
we will survive....For your crimes, Pastrami Man, your penalty is... DEATH!
The potted plant is now enchanted with fire. And yet it's not burning. Don't ask me about the physics on that one, I don't know either.
She meets him blow for blow, moving faster with every hit. Eventually she tries to stab his face with the plant. (aka, smash, since this is a pot we're talking about.)
we will survive.*He gets bonked on the face with the pot, falling back on his ass again.*
"...How are you still asleep?"
*Channeling the power of Garen, he grabs the fish in both hands, then spins around rapidly, fish outstretched, while also spinning around Daydre.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

"...Okay then."
*Engie drone remains standing beside Daydre.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.