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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#376701: Mar 10th 2023 at 7:06:41 AM

Pantheon

Both Morph Moth and Commander Yammark try their hardest to fend off the snakes.

Magolor SEX

Luckily, Zangeese dodge-rolls most of the fireballs heading his way. He makes contact with the meth by accident and dies pathetically. After respawning, Zangeese goes for a powerful Spinning Lariat on Magolor SEX.

ISZATSO The Web-Slinger from Queens Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
The Web-Slinger
#376702: Mar 10th 2023 at 7:18:45 AM

Fort Dawnguard

Luin instantly turned to the new man as she heard this information. Here it was: The perfect opportunity. It was fighting a creature of equal strength, meaning that against capable fighters like her, Nakai, and Reyna, the Annihilation Nergigante would surely meet its end here. Her chance was now. Luin stepped forwards to rise to the occasion, and from her mouth came words that she was sure she’d use to join.

Instead, she shook her head. "I think I'll sit this out…Get familiar with the place. Good luck though, guys. Promise me you’ll bring back its head on a stick? I need a new stick," Luin declined with a joke.

Why? Luin gave the group a thumbs up and turned to explore the fort better, but within she began to despise herself for this act of cowardice. Raised by Hunters and Riders, but too afraid to face her own fears.

——

Hades' Wrath

Annihilation Nergigante roared at the other Nergigante as it flew away, but did nothing else towards it. A lesser beast may have given chase, but this dragon had places to be, business to do, limbs to cleave off. And so, the ascended Eater of Elders spread his wings as the flame aura of Teostra fizzed out, and the monster took to the skies. The human…He knew not where she was, but he would return to his territory in Skyrim, and he would find out.

With great power…you know the rest.
BoniniBanana Fortunate Sun I from real Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Fortunate Sun I
#376703: Mar 10th 2023 at 8:54:44 AM

Hyu

Mark could no longer hold it in after Hyu buries her face on him, he's red, flustered from that attempt of being the cool guy. His hands move accordingly to just embrace this woman who is essentially twice his size. He doesn't know what to do, or even think, in these scenarios thanks to how few and far between they happen. Did he mess up? Did he not? Did he? Did he n—

But hey, he's pretty warm for the moment... And warming up a bit further.


Izawano

Both of them seem ready to kill Izawano with their bare hands the moment he looks like he's about to cast a spell. But when he suddenly falls to the ground in pain, both of the men immediately back up, lost on what to do to help. Although when the jedi gets up, they're both really fucking confused.

"Crap- We're just gonna stand here!?" Rob asks. Though he's pulled away by Bob, looking eager to start a very open argument.

"First aid then?"

"I don't think first aid's gonna cut it, something's off about the air."

"Mages and their needs... Ah damnit- is Lt Evanson even present?"

Rob nods, and both of them seemingly know what to do next as they run for the closest phone... Which is at the other side of the barracks, leaving Izawano alone again. Curiously tempting is that if he were to go close to the glass door and gives it a light push... It would slide open unceremoniously.


magalor sex

The blue good shit sprinkles into the knob... Good god, it grows supersize! Extending, expanding, and going to knob the Magalor SEX. This FRONT FUCKING DOOR do be FUCKING...

DEAD lmaolmaomlmaomlaomlaomaollmaomaollmao BUT WITH A NEW KNOB. THE KNOB FROM EARLIER GETS OVERDOSED AFTER THAT INITIAL WIFF OF BLUE AND GROWS TOO BIG FOR THE FRONT FUCKING DOOR TO HANDLE, MAKING IT FALL OFF, BEING UNABLE TO KNOB MAKES THE WORLD UNBEARABLE FOR IT.


rat

Green stays on the ground for a moment, before rising on all fours to go and rapidly leap forward to this fucking rat so she can bite its ankles and latch on like a really annoying child that refuses to let go in order to stall for her homegirls and megamen.


Alt Arena

As the group progress forward, they immediately stop when the building itself seems to be... breathing in their perspective. The Drone circles around them confused at what Flint and Alda are halting for. Flint was readying to cover Edmund whilst the old lady's about ready to start blasting for once.

"Did we make the spaghetti-thing mad?"

"Nonsense sweetie, everyone is! Now to find out what sex it is so's to wonder if spayin' or neuterin's the right word."

"A-Anyway, Flint, any chance of sonar mapping?"

"Not one, the tremors are too weak.

With the drone being the only one seemingly unaffected, it continues onward with the intention of mapping out the area closest to them.

real
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#376704: Mar 10th 2023 at 8:57:52 AM

Pantheon

Samus leaps into the air with a Screw Attack, then keeps jumping off of thin air, rising higher and higher while clad in a destructive electric aura to try and scar the body of Rat Satan all the way up.


Elfilin seems to absorb some of the tense emotions in the room, not in a literal sense perhaps, but he's definitely only mad because other people are mad.

"How would I know?" he snaps at Ben. "We've been separated since before I ended up in the Arena, and I'm certainly not snooping on it or else it'll find me!"

After listening to Zeloai's tale, Raeii and Terra look down at the floor.

"If only Ventus were here..."

"What difference would one more body make?" asks Warrick.

"Ventus is more than just another ally. He's a shining star, my and Aqua's closest friend. He's young, but he has more potential than either of us. And if we were reunited, we could conquer just about any challenge."

"I'll believe it when I see it."

Terra sighs.

"So, what do you know about this?" Raeii asks "Nial". "You're a Corellian Jedi who fought Laxin. Were you there at the battle?"

"...Yes," he finally mutters, barely above a whisper.

"You must be very strong to have survived. I'm certain you'll be of help to us."


"... I get that."

Star Knight stands there and gets bitten, but the matter that comprises him is something otherworldly. He'll stretch like rubber, without ever tearing.

Even as he's being chomped and pulled at, he continues to look at her, and continues to speak. "I was like that once. Chaos, destruction, pain, suffering, it was all I knew. In fact, I wasn't even sentient - it was all I was. But I'm better than that now..."

Images of his battle with the Dark Enmity flash in his mind.

"I hope."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
ArbiterOfTheBog Parasmagate from The Mortal Realms Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Cast away
Parasmagate
#376705: Mar 10th 2023 at 9:45:39 AM

Hyu and Mark

The psyren could practically feel his face redden from her position, chuckling a little before taking her face off his face and looking back down at him, looking rather smug.

"I take it you aren't used to that..."


Imperial Tank

There was a paused silence the two commanders shared, with Skarsnik not understanding the concepts of:

"Empathy", or "Grieving". Maybe when Gobbla was sick but there was a distance! He was his buddy buddy buddy, which made him, like super important! The ignoramuses couldn't get through some hard earned trauma with a simple "Zog, is what it is".

But Kroq-Gar knew war. He knew loss of that calibre. He understood what was potentially at stake. What was already at stake. What had been taken. But Kroq-Gar had answered this call.

No portals... Think... The Xenarchs... They had warping technology. Of that scale though... It would have to be risked. He spoke up, his voice trying hard not to come off as authoritative.

"I hear you all. Reserve the portal for yourselves... But you will see my forces on that ship. We will be your desperate measures.

He will anticipate an army. He will anticipate many. But he will not anticipate ours. He will see beings he had only wished to see. I am The Last of Xhotl. You have my word."

Awawa
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#376706: Mar 10th 2023 at 10:19:38 AM

Ben simply listens as Zeloai recounts the battle of Corellia.

"By the Force... And I thought Darth Malgus was as ruthless as they came."

He shakes his head, swallows hard, and looks the Jedi Master right in the eye.

"Laxin is an incredibly powerful and dangerous Sith Lord, no one is debating that. Believe me, I'd be a complete fool to deny it after experiencing his power firsthand. But even he can't possibly be invincible," he says. "Darth Nihilus consumed entire planets. Sion was an unkillable juggernaut. Traya was a brilliant mastermind who nearly destroyed the Force itself. Meetra Surik stuck all three of them down all the same. If she and her allies could defeat the Triumvirate, I like to think we at least stand a chance against Laxin."

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#376707: Mar 10th 2023 at 11:01:20 AM

Super Bass grins. He knows desperation when he sees it. This time he quickly dodges around many of the shots as he continues to get closer to Maestro.

"Let me show you just how weak you really are!", he proclaims as he lets out a burst of green energy, heightening his power before he attempts to launch a flurry of energy shots at Maestro. With Piano getting in close too, she'll have to be careful to not get pelted with them as well, because Super Bass is only focusing on hitting Maestro and nothing else.


Magolor SEX

"Hah, as if I'm scared of some 'ultimate magi-'"

CRONCH

Obese instantly goes quiet, staring ahead with beady eyes. Shadowman glances around awkwardly for a bit before speaking up.

"... um... sir-"

Obese just suddenly ceases to exist, even his scream disappearing into the ether.

Beat

Shadowman just slowly backs up with the tank, complete with the only fitting sound effect for something like this. He eventually just leaves through the portal again, leaving everyone else to their own business. Somehow, despite him backing up at a snail's pace, none of the fireballs come close to hitting him or the tank.

-

On the other side of the portal, Shadowman finds Obese lying down on the ground.

"Oh, there you are, sir!", he says.

Obese just whines in a high pitched voice until Shadowman gets out of the tank to help him back on his feet.

"What happened, sir?"

"My golden McNuggies, Shadowman."

"What?"

"I'm not going back in there, not for a million fancy feathers. We'll find some other way to get rid of... PAUL."

Shadowman takes out the drawing and raises an eyebrow.

"Sir, are you sure that was the right guy anyway?"

"Of course I'm sure.", he says, pointing at the drawing of ... well, not quite Magolor. "They were practically identical. Now stop yammering and help me into the tank because I don't think I have the strength to climb in right now."

Shadowman throws the drawing away, helps Obese into the tank and they ride off into the sunset once more.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Mar 10th 2023 at 8:04:55 PM

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
ISZATSO The Web-Slinger from Queens Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
The Web-Slinger
#376708: Mar 10th 2023 at 11:05:53 AM

Arad, Jenkyov, Simmons, Young,

Tank

Arad listened to the tale. It was sad, yes, but death was an inevitability part of war. All that Arad took away from the story was a confirmation that he had gotten lucky when last he and Laxin had faced off.

"Whether or not we destroy the academy and the future of the Sith, or we rip the heart beating from its nest, you’ll have my guns and my swords to call upon. I will see the Sith Lord dead, and you can count on that." He promised his aid in the war against the Empire with a firm and steady voice.

——

Prydwen

"Fellas, I get why seeing someone fall out of a window may seem deeply troubling," Jenkyov leaned in between the two scientists. "But perhaps you could wait to work this out after we got off the big metal blimp?" He suggested, though Initiate Young gave his two cents.

"No, you know what? They’re right! What the fuck, sir?" He shouted, turning to face Simmons.

"Young, listen to me. I…"

"Watch out, motherfuckers!" Jenkyov cut Simmons off as he reached for the scientists, attempting to grab them and throw them out of the trajectory of Voss' soon-to-be-shot rocket. Sure enough, the door slid open, and the ARC trooper's rocket would reduce the soldiers pouring through into a new coat of red paint for the walls of the hallway beyond the door. Now cleared of enemies, Simmons exited the room, followed hesitantly by Keys and Young and enthusiastically by Jenkyov, after the man had spared a brief look back at the ARC trooper's weapon. Oh, how he wanted that thing.

The hallway was long with three steel doors on each side and, at the end of it, a Brotherhood soldier equipped in heavy Power Armor with a minigun in hand. The weapon's barrel began to spin as Simmons took a few shots at the man with his laser rifle, failing to deal any noticeable damage. Jenkyov, meanwhile, opened the closest door on his left through slamming his fist against a red button built into the wall, dashing into the darkness within. Each door, it seemed, led to a room that could provide cover from the attack, though what lay within each one was uncertain..

With great power…you know the rest.
Icyheights Athva Rovium Since: Mar, 2019
Athva Rovium
#376709: Mar 10th 2023 at 1:26:15 PM

MEAD TIME - Rimuru

The slime shrugs, looking to Sarah and smiling sheepishly

"Its not really confidence if its the truth is it?" He would say with a grin.

With a puff of smoke, the slime would turn back into the lil blue ball of slime, still floating.

The slime would then turn towards Thor, clearing his non-existent throat, his voice seemingly being in their heads as he spoke.

"Well Ill let every body else get there hits in before me, because I already know that Ill get that sip, so no point in rushing things."

___________________________________

Prydwen - ARC 5950 "Voss"

The ARC would let out a chuckle at the havoc he had caused, and give Jenkyov a sarcastic salute as he looked back at the rocket, the thing still steaming and red hot at the tip of the barrel.

As the ARC followed the group, he slung his rocket back onto his back, drawing his ARC handguns, as soon as they barged through the door, he lets out a gasp at the minigun

"For fucks sa-"

He quickly dashed and dived, taking cover with Jenkyov, seeing as he had no clue how this ship's doors worked, he went for the nearest opening. Not before letting a small full auto burst from his pistols loose, they'd probably do nothing considering the armor, but a soldier's reflex is a soldier's reflex

Edited by Icyheights on Mar 10th 2023 at 2:26:48 AM

"Just a humble peasant looking for work~"
Whoma The Great Herrscher of Sentience from Earth Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The Great Herrscher of Sentience
#376710: Mar 10th 2023 at 1:56:40 PM

MOC - Stolen Imperial Tank

Angel!Pyra bows her head in respect.

"Sometimes, our hardest just... isn't enough. It's so rarely anything but unfair, when someone dies. I'm sorry for your loss."

She looks up.

"Ben is right. Everything ends, evil included. Even the darkest day must some time die. That is the vision of which I am the origin."

She clears her throat.

"Uhhh, that is to say, if the end of Laxin and the empire is your dream, then I will do my best to make it a reality. If we all work together, there will be almost nothing we can't do."

Yatta!
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#376711: Mar 10th 2023 at 2:53:57 PM

S'THOMAS DIES OF AN OVERDOSE and also fire, SCREAMING. Fortunately, as a train, this manifests as him blasting engine steam out of his... train nozzle, I think it's called. At Magolungo. Hope he likes his meth 'steamed'.


Rat Satan decides to EAT the TWINKIES that are on him. When Green latches on and starts anklebiting he fucking ZEROES IN on her, assuming she wants them too.

   "SKREHKGHAKGHEGHGL"   

he spits at her spistpthtphhpthphpthpthp

Unfortunately for Ms. Grey, the snake does not need to breathe. Fortunately, the Reploids are there and they free her. They get points for team assist!!

"hold this freaking slam dunk you ugly ass dumb ass rat bastink"

Revving up off the ground for a moment, megaman blasts up after Samus before grabbing and [SLAM DUNKING] her Screw-Attacking self into the side of Rat Satan's head! It pitches off to the side with the impact, screaming and loosing a toof. I don't think that should have hurt it but hey, this is both the Arena AND a dream AND Samus is really cool.

/\。。/\
Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#376712: Mar 10th 2023 at 2:54:46 PM

Previous

This is exactly the kind of situation that Nigredo wanted, as now he has the champion on the defensive against his overwhelming strength. The way he sees it, Cherormromem will soon have to either start blowing his defensive resources or back away, probably to fire a salvo of missiles. All these options are fine by Nigredo. The sooner he can leave the champion "naked", the more likely victory becomes.

Running a flurry of calculations to keep himself balanced in the span of milliseconds, Nigredo moves in a way that seems impossible for someone of his bulk as the leg that was stomping on Cherormromem's threads shoots upwards for a crushing knee strike, followed up by a spinning roundhouse kick with all the power of a runaway train.

   "The moves from the challenger though! I can't believe it! Could it be he actually has Cherormromem on the ropes?!"   

Edited by Arachnos on Aug 15th 2023 at 3:40:57 PM

shroobot3000 Witch of Scarlet Dreams from Behind you Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Witch of Scarlet Dreams
#376713: Mar 10th 2023 at 3:18:11 PM

When she Mags my Lor

Crosscut due to being in helicopter mode manages to not only avoid the fireballs but his rotors keep the funny meth away.

"Wait... I didn't die this time?" he says, shocked himself by this turn of events. "Ha! Not so tough are you?"

He then fires another barrage of homing missiles at Magolor SEX.

"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#376714: Mar 10th 2023 at 3:43:09 PM

now this is an epic gamer move

Collector Samus goes bouncing away from Super Fucking Rat Satan. She begins to fall, but in midair, she spreads her wings and uncurls, allowing herself to hover.

   "Not bad, weirdo."   

She shoots some basic Missiles at the beast to keep up the pressure.


Cherormromem opts to use another shield, protecting him from the knee strike but not the follow-up roundhouse, which hits him so hard the pole his upper body is mounted on bends ever so slightly.

He notes the damage, but instead of trying to fix it, he starts cackling.

   "Hahahah... HEHAHAHAHAH! Yes, I see. We SHALL burn together! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"   

Not one to act vulnerable, he tries to grab Nigredo by the shoulders and unleash a missile salvo at point blank!

Next

Edited by KiriK on Mar 16th 2023 at 10:12:27 AM

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#376715: Mar 10th 2023 at 4:00:53 PM

Pantheon

Morph Moth gives her teammates a huge thumbs up out of respect. They're cool, even if they're quirky as hell.

" Keep it up, guys! We... we are winning!"

After flaring up her Burning Inner Strength, Morph Moth tries bombarding the rat with laser beams.

ISZATSO The Web-Slinger from Queens Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
The Web-Slinger
#376716: Mar 10th 2023 at 5:04:41 PM

Wonster l-lunter

Annihilation Nergigante touched down as he reached the Skyrim-side of the Great Bridge. He lifted his snout to the air and sniffed. That scent…It was unmistakable. The human and her loathsome tame had been here, recently too. Two more sniffs and he knew exactly where she had gone, somewhere north. She had left a trail, her and another human. The dragon spread his wings and took flight. Just a single thing was certain: Only one of them would see the end of this day.

With great power…you know the rest.
ArbiterOfTheBog Parasmagate from The Mortal Realms Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Cast away
Parasmagate
#376717: Mar 10th 2023 at 5:38:10 PM

Alt Arena

Ody'nami when called our wasn't herself. A mat of vaguely jellyfish and piscine flesh was huddled over itself, panting deeply. There was a sort of musical, cyclical raspiness to it. Like it was rehearsing something. Before finally it slipped a mask back on, and Ody'nami formed back into place, looking back at the others.

"It's lowered us into its feeding grounds probably."

Nakai stood up himself, looking around with an acute eye, glaring his nostrils as he searched the darkness for any movement.


Lourent

Colored Ink shot forth from URKEL's bolts, as Inkling and Octoling fell limply behind the walls. Sebastien shots towards the Greenskins got a rise out of them as they thrashed and charged the group.

Only for one of Sebastien's blade to strike one's temple. The Orruk boy gripped his face before falling over, as the other boyz looked surprised. Briefly dazed by how a seemingly innocuous blade could kill a boy that, that left the Lynels to charge! Only for them to be blown back and dazed by The Lone Centurion's grenade. As the other's fled to the MOA's sandstorm, it seemed to act like a veil, literally throwing neck and sanding down the Orruks and Grineer throwing themselves at the dust devil. Minus of course The Line Centurion. This alerted the Phoenii, who worriedly flew off of URKEL'S shoulder.

"We can't be splitting up.. alone we can be picked off! But I can't... Force him."

The bird familiar sounded wounded, looking to Sebastien and The Eximus, seemingly caught between flying off and staying.

"... we'll rendezvous at the site of this... Siege Engine... Lead Uejel and Wurrzag, protect the MOA... Don't get caught."

Cryoph flew off from the group, before disappearing into pixelated sprites of light. Which left the group to see... A structure the size of Hub Centralis. It was massive, and it was made entirely of stone and scrap metal. Some spires and districts seemed like brutalistic mega gas stations, complete with torn apart 7/11 signs and rusty construction equipment. Others were vibrant and psychedelic, looking like Tokyo was painted from the mind of a man under LSD. Some were parts of the Gun Devil now lazily sitting atop hurts made entirely of weapons and plywood. A few were hives of bone atop obsidian stone, and at their base were pelted corrals in which decapitated heads were set up on poles. Wurrzag seemed, impressed to say the least, seeing as a couple of Grineer ships were all landing once more atop a base that looked like a curving shell of a snails.

"Dis... Dis is where a propa foight adda be! If Dere wuz evuh some dakka we needed... It adda be 'ere!"

The point on their mental maps was at the center of the fortress. A great obsidian slag stone castle that looked like a parody of a modern military HQ. Now the sound of gunfire on the north and east siding growing heavier, along with the clashing and clamoring of blades, meant that the MOA had to stop the dust devil, and it hurriedly ran to a alley, looking back before whispering:

"Silence..."

Meanwhile the Lone Centurion would see pixels forming just besides his shoulder, and then Cryoph landing on the juggernaut's pauldrons.

"Everything alright?"

Awawa
KrampusTheTherapist Filia, Final Lucifer. from A Galaxy Far, Far Away (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Filia, Final Lucifer.
#376718: Mar 10th 2023 at 5:47:02 PM

Zeloai's head snaps to 'Nial' upon mention of his presence at the Battle of Corellia.

"I am sorry, there was only so much we could do. What Laxin did is not your fault, Master Jedi."

Zeloai truly had no idea.

Joshua waves goodbye to Crisol as she hastily exits, turning his attention back to Zeloai. The Jedi Master falls silent, listening to the input of others. His gaze flickers to Ben, carefully speaking to him.

"Laxin is beyond each of them by now, and the exile is long gone. I don't doubt the gravity of his threat is understood, especially now, but Wrustoiz has a point. It seems to be ignored, and facing Laxin directly has yet to work."

Zeloai looks up to Terra and Warrick,

"If it were possible to find him, I'd suggest doing so. If he is as powerful as you say, I would like him along for the ride."

Turning to Pyra and Arad, Zeloai nods with a smile.

"You are both very brave, Jedi, each of you should be."

It was clear in his tone he had no intention of dismissing Ben's point but was playing devil's advocate. Pausing, he takes a deep breath, correcting his posture to be much more confident. His head flickers to Wrustoiz, continuing.

"That said, it's still possible. I have grown wiser and stronger, as have each of you through conflict with him. I just worry that if even one of us falls, the rest would quickly follow."

   "That's exactly what would happen, we should stick to quick strikes against the Empire, not against Laxin himself. A dark lord can crush an army singlehandedly, but the Empire's military can not. They are deadly, but I sense much strength from the lizard."   

Wrustoiz pauses, gesturing to Kroq-Gar.

   "If he is any indication of his army, they should be more than sufficient in causing losses. Especially with a rousing speech like that."   

Joshua interjects,

"Well it's all a matter of tracking Laxin's air traffic no matter what we do. If we want to avoid him entirely and attack the academy, we can do that, if we want to strike at both, that's a possibility. If we want to attack whatever dreadnought he is stationed on, we can also do that. Just need to track his ship, and we have its signature."

   "An attack on the academy while Laxin is there is probably the best bet to appease everyone. The army can slay the Sith within and our group can focus on my former master. A bold move, but one he would probably not expect."   

The loud whirring of approaching speeders fills the ears of those in the tank, and from the horizon, Rancor Squad approaches riding two speeders.

Sovereign drives one, Bogey upon the other. Together the two speeders haul one giant container, dropping it just outside the tank. The box opens up, steam jetting out from it, concealing what's within. This draws the attention of Joshua, who carefully eyes the massive crate.

"Whatcha got there? Doesn't look like the usual supply crate."

Sovereign chuckles, stepping off the speeder.

"An Acklay Walker."

The container unfolds to reveal exactly what he means.

"Well, that'll make just about anything we decide a lot easier."

   "Indeed, though I wish it came with some food."   

Wrustoiz comments, chuckling to himself.


Abeloth keeps trying to rip into Star Knight to no avail, but she can't help it. Since her teeth are still busy, her following words come from seemingly nowhere. Snarling at the lack of progress in consuming Star Knight, Abeloth raises a tentacled hand to wrap around Star Knight.

   "Perhaps you have, but when my children leave my side, everything suffers. That is why I am the way I am, you must understand. They would not stop their struggle, so I had to make them stop. They would not listen to my force, so my children must be assimilated. Individuality and consciousness are a prison. All things must be consumed."   

She pauses, releasing her jaw from Star Knight.

   "You could slip back into that cycle, I can give you the peace of mind to never have to worry."   


Izawano's too delirious to notice the door being open, that same endless phrase repeating in his mind at greater and greater volume. He stumbles around before falling back over again, staring at the door with barely opened eyes. Izawano reaches for it, gently nudging the door with the Force.

   Escape.   

Izawano begins crawling to the door, barely able to move under the pressure of the migraine.

Edited by KrampusTheTherapist on Mar 10th 2023 at 6:48:14 AM

ArbiterOfTheBog Parasmagate from The Mortal Realms Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Cast away
Parasmagate
#376719: Mar 10th 2023 at 5:51:58 PM

Stolen Imperial Tank

Skarnsnik bears academy and begins to think. And this is where one could visibly see the gears turning in his head. It wasn't a ship. But he did look to Joshua in agreement.

   "Oi! Da armored Umies haz a point. We need direction... We need a site to krump em hard n fast."   

Kroq-Gar nods to this, though when Wrustoiz tells him of losses, he snapped his jaws back at him, causing Skarnsnik to hold his hands up to his face. Almost as if there was some tea about ready to be spilled. Instead Kroq-Gar approached him and spoke in a honest manner, looking him in the eye.

"I understand this. There are soldiers here. That's war. And that's why I was made...

This academy... I'll need details."

Edited by ArbiterOfTheBog on Mar 10th 2023 at 5:56:48 AM

Awawa
BoniniBanana Fortunate Sun I from real Since: Aug, 2021 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Fortunate Sun I
#376720: Mar 10th 2023 at 6:08:34 PM

Mark's hands were gentle, yet shaky in a non-nervous way, as if holding something delicate till Hyu snaps him out of that state.

"...Maybe" he replies to Hyu bashfully, he looks a bit hazy, as if some wiring in his head is starting to short thanks to having never thought of something like this. This was something he, for once, can't equate to a fight and can't think much.

real
ArbiterOfTheBog Parasmagate from The Mortal Realms Since: Feb, 2022 Relationship Status: Cast away
Parasmagate
#376721: Mar 10th 2023 at 6:17:55 PM

Hyu and Mark

Suddenely her sister's and cousin's behaviors made sense. There was now a sudden charm in how those they chose were easily swooned and bashful of a Psyren's typical behaviors. She pressed where her ear would be against his chest, coiling around his legs as she took a far warmer demeanor in her tone.

"Mark... You're just adorable."

Awawa
Whoma The Great Herrscher of Sentience from Earth Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The Great Herrscher of Sentience
#376722: Mar 10th 2023 at 7:23:58 PM

MOC - Imperial Tank

Briefly silent to give the newcomers a bit of room, Angel!Pyra waits until just after Kroq-gar is finished speaking, and says:

"I'd also like details, please," she asks, somewhat excessively politely.

Yatta!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#376723: Mar 10th 2023 at 7:33:31 PM

"As I said, despite all of his power, Laxin isn't invincible. I'd wager he's still just as susceptible to a lightsaber through the heart as anybody else," Ben replies. "He isn't an indestructible walking corpse like Sion or a planet-ravaging abomination like Nihilus. I'm probably the last person who should be telling you this, but I hope you aren't letting fear of Laxin get the better of you."

He casts a brief glance the Acklay Walker Sovereign and the rest of Rancor Squad had brought in.

"On the subject of hulking behemoths, are there any plans to eliminate Laxin's war beasts? The Force-empowered dragon in particular should especially be on our list of high priority targets."

Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#376724: Mar 10th 2023 at 8:07:16 PM

Jesse and Gus drop fucking stone cold dead as soon as they get in, and Walter freezes in place, shocked beyond belief. In disarray, ignorant of the great door about to fall on him, Walter falls to his knees as a melody starts playing near him...

And reflect on his mistakes

How could this happen to me?

I've made my mistakes

Got nowhere to run

The night goes on as I'm fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream, "How could this happen to me?" Walter stand up, tone slowly increasing in confidence and gusto as he rips his shirt off, extending his arms to the side in half naked defiance of the great door about to fall on him. Around him, his surrounding grows dark, properly reflecting his tormented state of mind of being about to fucking die.

Everybody's screaming

I try to make a sound but no one hears me

I'm slipping off the edge

I'm hanging by a thread

I wanna start this chicanery over again

So I try to hold on to a time when nothing mattered

And I can't explain what happened

And I can't erase the things that I've done

No, I can't

Walt look up and the spot is flooded with spotlights as he raises his hands into the air, beginning the final portion.

… How could this happen to me?

I've made my mistake

Got nowhere to run

The night goes on as I'm fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream, "How could this happen to me?"

Walter looks down in disbelief... and then jump as a whole bunch of pyrokinetic goes off loose at his feet as he suddenly jump to his feet, moonwalking away from his original spot and spinning in place before crouching to throw it back, the guitar going for a sick rift as he does. After he's done with twerking, the disgraced chemist wizard channels Michael Jackson to perform the Thriller dance for a little while, walking off briefly, then turning around and pointing fiercely at an off-screen entity.

Smiling, Walter does a sick backflip and begin to spin in place before pointing his fingers at the air, taking confidents steps forward as he starts rapping.

Yo it's Breaking Bad

The best show ever watched by your dad

Oh wait ya wouldn't know him he left for the milk

Took it all, left you kinda weak

Wow! I see you've got some mass!

All the more space for my boot to find your ass!

AAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK NO CHRIST AYYARRGGHHH Walter gets fucking crushed by the door.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/walter_white_falling.gif

Respawning, Walter finds a scoffing Gus facing him. Mister White, you make me regret having more than one life to spare

   That song is a dead meme mistah White,    Jesse sadly shakes his head.    Like you. Since you've got cancer and all lol   

Walter doesn't answer as Jesse and Gus enter the room. Having been fucking deadweights for now, they combine their powers, Cybor Gus's arm becoming a gigantic cannon by process of his fleshy arm tearing itself apart to recombine into a big fucking railgun. As he does that, Jesse pours the souls of the damned within the gun, causing it to crackle with ominous green sparks.

TAKE THIS! FINAL    SOUL BUSTER CANNON!    Jesse and Cybor Gus roar as they unleash a gigantic blue beam tainted with green screaming souls. Their intent is to smack Magolor SEX with it and keep the cannon firing, at the cost of rooting themselves in place.

As for Walter, he stays behind, contemplating.

... Dead memes?

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#376725: Mar 10th 2023 at 8:20:06 PM

Lives: 60

Magolor teleports out of the way of some of the attacks, but he can't avoid them all.

HP: 10

that's it

   "Stop trying to KNOB me, you bitches! VIRGINITY SHIELD ACTIVATE!"    Magolor SEX does some Naruto hand-signs and conjures up a five-segmented star-shaped barrier. The heroes will find it impossible to penetrate at their current level of power.

But conveniently, he also summons the same five foes he did before, except this time the EDGE Cube has rainbow squares wafting off of it like a flaming hairdo! It is a Super EDGE Cube, no different from its normal self except that the first person to destroy it will absorb the power to transform INTO a giant cube and smash into things by sliding around - like that accursed barrier!

However, they will still have to watch out, because Magolor SEX does another carpet-bombing run with his fireballs as his mooks spawn in.


"You and I are actually a lot alike."

Star Knight flicks a hand, tossing a literal stylized pink heart at Abeloth, which will relieve a bit of her madness on contact.

"I know you're trying to stop others from causing destruction, but... have you ever considered that, if you have to destroy just as much in order to get to them, it might not be worth it?"

Edited by KiriK on Mar 10th 2023 at 10:23:15 AM

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

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