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BombonBombin Nightmare lord from Across time and space Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: In love with love
Nightmare lord
#358626: Sep 22nd 2021 at 12:37:36 PM

Mukade got hit by some of Ika's punches, and also she tanked Luffy's attacks.

   I'M GETTING...   

She was about to try another attack, when Dante rammed over her tail and let some nasty slash on it!

   UGGGGGH!!!!   

She was about to swing her tail a last time, but she heard a voice:

Hey, there!

Over the rooftop of the hotel where Blippi is, Ulala was standing!

You, pervy boy! Come here!

She was talking to Blippi, which was recording a... low angle of her. Without knowing it. He climbed to the rooftop.

Follow my steps! Let's dance!

Ulala and Blippi began to dance a techno song. Mukade watched them, and began to dance too!

Dynamax turns: 3/3

During the dance, she began to glow, shrinking in size... Until she was Mukade no more. In her place, a hurt woman was dancing.

Three freaking ghosts!
Whoma The Great Herrscher of Sentience from Earth Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The Great Herrscher of Sentience
#358627: Sep 22nd 2021 at 12:51:55 PM

Haze finds herself mostly distracted by the battlefield below, sighing to herself about something or other as she climbs aboard the helicopter.

Of course, upon actually processing their mission statement, Haze is legitimately intrigued. That's... new.

"Nonhuman sapients?", she asks, before giving a low, single chuckle. "If only more people thought like that."

Seeing Mukade shrink back to normal size, Haze seems relieved. She notes several strange things about the people she's stumbled into the... transport? combat? transport-combat? vehicle of.

Maybe it was the weird something about Tip she couldn't pin down, or how that blond nerd was so obviously connected to the machine they were in. Or maybe it was the fact that the blond girl was made entirely of machinery.

Her curiosity, as they say, was getting the better of her. The more she learned here, the better her odds were back home, and this was beginning to look like an outstanding opportunity.

Yatta!
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358628: Sep 22nd 2021 at 12:57:02 PM

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Edited by Bolded1 on Sep 22nd 2021 at 10:02:14 AM

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#358629: Sep 22nd 2021 at 1:09:10 PM

megaman raises a hand to the sky. A plate of MAGICPASTA descends on a ray of light into Unity's hands.

Himself, megaman just raises his own pasta to the sky. It blinks white for a moment before disappearing. +50 HP!

-

Ika tries to tie the shrinked and dancing Mukade up in her tentacles.

"Okay! Stop that de-geso!"

"Thank you, Luffy..."

Ika was hurt by poison!


Oca bows.

"Thank you. Always in the market for a new field to dabble with, I'll hit you up for those books sometime."

"Well, yes and no. But mostly yes. Normally, my body is resistant enough to lightning that my changes wouldn't affect damage taken from it but. Well, one, I was covered in an aura of fire. Little known fact, fire can conduct electricity much like water does. And two, that was a fuck ton of lightning, heh. So while I'm usually able to keep most electricity out, that was MORE than enough for some to get in. And, well, once it was in..." he shoots Nyr a smirk. "It hurt like a bitch."

His eyes flash.

"'Spellstone'?"

"It's sort of complicated, but essentially, yeah. Souls can exist without bodies, and vice versa, but the usual state of affairs is for a pair to interface with one another, at least for a time. Mortal bodies with complex enough consciousness 'generate' souls after a long enough period of sophonce. On the other hand, naturally occuring souls (phantoms) can sometimes just. 'Make (or take) bodies for themselves. Mortal souls typically reflect their physical self-image, but it can be malleable with enough practice. Raditz learned how to generate a sword out of his own soul-stuff."

"Yeah, I did it solo. Like I said, I am a GENIUS!" he cackles. "Well, I did have automated systems to go through the heavy lifting. But no other people helped."

/\。。/\
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358630: Sep 22nd 2021 at 1:10:00 PM

Phew! Everyone's all good now! Says Luffy, transforming back to base. That is, everyone is fine... until ZELERIE arrives to-

ROUND SIX BITCHES!

nah Sarah shows up and smack Zelerie into the next dimension with a pimpslap, before walking away. Luffy looks confused but decide to ignore that and stand there.

Hm, I'm hungry! Let's go eat some meat! Oh, and get some anti poison for Squiddy Diddly!

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#358631: Sep 22nd 2021 at 1:46:14 PM

Unity eats her magicpasta.    "Delicious!"   

Tip watches Mukade shrink back down, then Zelerie's disrupted attempt to stir more trouble. "It seems the pile-up of major crises has finally dispersed." He turns back to Haze. "Do you want us to land and let you off?"

"My work here is done." Dante rides off into the distance. Inferno Cop, materializing a motorcycle out of nowhere, rides after him to chase him for riding without a license.


Very fast, Gremlin Chara says,    "We're not friends! I absorbed my Asriel so he'd be part of me forever."   

"... Excuse me, what?"

Perun looks back at Gremlin Chara. "Ours didn't do that, right?"

"I think you should just tell them."

   "Okay so I'm a cosmic entity beyond your ability to comprehend and I became Chara because I thought it would be fun. I already know this means my timeline is different from yours because your Chara is actually human. Like a loser."   

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Whoma The Great Herrscher of Sentience from Earth Since: Feb, 2021 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
The Great Herrscher of Sentience
#358632: Sep 22nd 2021 at 2:05:00 PM

Haze nods. "Yes, drop me off somewhere nearby. I have things I need to do."

And indeed she does. As much as she'd like to continue...

Well, this entire interaction is doomed for failure, as far as she's concerned.

Yatta!
DefRevenge24601 Strongest In History from Beyond The Void (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Strongest In History
#358633: Sep 22nd 2021 at 2:13:44 PM

Hub Centralis Rooftops

Kim: "Ah, I understand."

He doesn't, but he continues anyway, motioning to Flowey.

Kim: "I still don't quite get what's going on here though. Are you here to "poop the party" or what have you?"

"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#358634: Sep 22nd 2021 at 2:23:46 PM

Flowey's expression through all this speaks volumes.

"... actually Chara is a ghost right now."

He then raises an eyebrow.

"Why does that mean we can't be friends? It's not like I'm fully Asriel anyway. I'm Flowey."

He then grins darkly.

"If you were expecting me to be horrified by the thought, I'll have to disappoint you... though I guess it'd be a good scare for Frisk and Chara."

His grin turns more mischievous.

"You should tell them too, it'll be a riot."

He then looks at Kim and shows a way-too-happy smile.

"Oh, I'm never the party pooper!"

His smile then turns quite disturbing.

   "I'm the one who starts them!"   

Then, suddenly, back to a neutral expression.

"Only reason I haven't so far is 'cause I promised Frisk I'd behave. You should count yourself lucky, 'cause when I get to play, I play violently~"

-

The dumpster shakes again.

"Guys-", Alphys starts to say, but then the lid suddenly bursts open, loudly enough that not only Frisk, Kris and Chara hear it, but even Flowey from up on the roof hears it. His attention now diverted, he looks down.

"What the hey?"

A robotic-looking guy emerges from it.

"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!" "EV 3 RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]]" "SPAMT" "SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!" "EEAHEAHAHAHAEHEHEAHAHAHAHE!"

"... what the fuck?", Chara mutters as Spamton hops out of the dumpster.

Spamton

"WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A..." "LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!"

He looks directly at Kris as he speaks, as if he can't even see everyone else.

"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]" "ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?" "SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??" "LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???"

He then laughs... before punching the dumpster in seeming frustration. Kris jumps while Alphys and Chara back off a bit.

  • You want to point out that you're not alone, but you're too afraid of this guy to speak up
  • And even though you've never seen this guy before... something about him makes you feel uneasy

"WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!" "IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]" "THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]" "WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE" "WHEN YOU CAN BE A"

His head suddenly grows bigger.

"[[BIG SHOT!!!]]"

Bigger.

"[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]"

Even bigger.

"[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]"

And back to normal.

"THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!"

He starts to approach, and Kris contemplates stepping back as well.

"AND I HAVE JUST." "THE THING." "YOU NEED." "THAT'S"

Now right in front of Kris' face, his face goes dark for a moment.

"[[Hyperlink Blocked]]."

Spamton then backs off a bit, laughing again before he starts to seemingly glitch out.

"YOU WANT IT." "YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU." "WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!"

He stops glitching out.

"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME." "YOUR [[ Heart Shaped Object ]]."

Kris, now looking alarmed, takes a step back. Chara grabs his knife.

"Chara-"

"Don't 'Chara' me. This guy is clearly after Kris' SOUL!"

Alphys gasps in shock, backing off a little more because she knows that this is going to result in a fight. This guy seems very off, way too loony for potentially even Frisk to work with.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Sep 22nd 2021 at 11:28:53 AM

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#358635: Sep 22nd 2021 at 2:26:52 PM

   "no flowey we can't be friends because the asriel in my head says ur a dum meanie >:("   

Gremlin Chara's chaos senses tingle.    "*gasp* Someone to stab has appeared down below!"   

She teleports down to street level.

Def

"Certainly not how I would expect a Humanoid Abomination to behave... well, let's go after them." Kim swings himself off the roof and slides down the wall Mega Man X-style.

Edited by KiriK on Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:53:44 AM

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#358636: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:11:14 PM

"DING DING." "WE HAVE [[loser]]" "ABSOLUTELY CORRECT"

"What the hell... was he just ignoring us until I mentioned Kris' SOUL!?", Chara angrily asks, tightening his grip on his knife.

"DING DING" "DON'T MAKE [[me repeat myself]], YOU LITTLE [[slime]]!"

Spamton looks back at Kris, who now draws his sword.

"YOU'RE LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU, KRIS?" "YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]" "WHY DON'T YOU" "[[Show it off?]]" "HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A

"Ugh, I hate incomplete titles."

"Y-you know this guy, Kris?", Alphys asks.

  • You shake your head no and say that you've never seen him before.

"Then why does he know your name!?"

  • You can't explain, as you don't know yourself.

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME" "BUT [[your old friend spamton]] KNOWS YOU WELL" "AND I KNOW T-THESE AREN'T youR Frien DS" "THIS PLAN IS GOING STRAIGHT TO [[hole]]"

He says this last part as Gremlin Chara and Kim reach the ground level and join Chara and Kris in battle. Does he... know he's in danger? Then why isn't he backing off?

  • ACT

  • CHECK - DEAL - HEALDEAL

>DEAL

Realizing that the strange robotic man is some sort of dealer, Kris decides to hear him out. Maybe they can solve this without violence.

"HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [Heart Shaped Object] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[ DV Ds of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce! ]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!"

  • TELL ME MORE - NOT INTERESTED

>TELL ME MORE

"THAT'S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!"

"Why are you hearing this guy out when he's asking you FOR YOUR SOUL!?", Chara asks. He may get along with Kris, but the older kid isn't really impressing him right now.

"Maybe he's just fishing for dialogue.", Flowey laughs, having popped up out of the ground near Chara again.

"ENL 4 RGE Yourself"

"..."

"E-excuse me?", Frisk asks, speaking up again.

But Spamton does not excuse anyone, for he is too busy making his head grow to a gigantic size. He laughs as he spits out physical words that fly towards all enemies in a snake-like slither path.

BARGAIN$ $VALUES$ $$49 998 $PRICES$ $$DEAL$$


Near Bleak Falls Barrow

3H!Anna is hiking in the area, enjoying the cool mountain air.

She gets promptly interrupted when a parchment hits her on her head from above.

"Ow!", she mutters, nearly tripping and falling due to having been caught off guard. Luckily for her, she's nimble enough to recover, so once she's balanced herself she grabs the parchment and opens it up, then reads the text out loud to herself.

"'Please help us, we're being attacked by a malicious knight at the ruins of Bleak Falls Barrow... he has sent a terrifying beast after us and it's trying to kill-"

She blinks, then looks horrified.

"A malicious knight!? A terrifying beast!? ... no, it can't be... can it? ... d... did he find me!?"

She gulps, thinks her options over, but then swallows her fear.

"... I can't let innocent people get killed because of me."

Her decision made, she heads towards the entrance to the ruins, unaware that the giant raven who dropped the parchment in the first place is watching her go from above.

"Two birds in one stone, he said. Let's see if his plan works.", Naesala mutters to himself.

Edited by DevilPsyco on Sep 22nd 2021 at 12:22:25 PM

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#358637: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:17:07 PM

Vague Reprium

"Nice. I'll likely be up in Seliana — that or I'll have left a notice on my door of where I'll have gone — so I shouldn't be too hard to find."

   "Fair cop. I was not expecting your ki attacks to hit quite that hard, by the way, very impressive work!"   

"Spellstones... Well, it's basically a more compact spell-book. Harder to break or burn, but damn hard to replicate if it gets lost. Nyr's is that big blue gem in his metal hand."
   "Ye,"    Nyr added, holding up the hand in question.

Megan rapidly jotted down notes in her notebook — wait, when did she even take that thing out? — as Oca spoke. "A soul-blade...?"
   "Call me crazy, but... that sounds almost one-to-one like a psionic weapon. That is the coolest shit, I'll tell ya hwat—"   

"You're also crazy — but the respectable kind of crazy. Speaking of which... I've been fiddling with some schematics for an upgrade of my mech. Well... 'upgrade'. It's basically just a fuckhuge gun — ah, I'll have to show you later, but that's beside the point."

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#358638: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:19:19 PM

Gremlin Chara addresses Flowey.    "Yeah it's dummy shit."   

"What are you talking about?"

   "You wouldn't understand."   

She just facetanks the Cog-attack-esque words until they stop, then commands Floren to heal everyone before throwing her knife at Spamton.

And then throwing another one.

And then she just turns into a machine gun that shoots knives instead of bullets.

Perun, meanwhile, waits for Kim's call.

Def

Kim: "Spamton? More like Scamton. Scams are evil, and you know what we say about evil?"

Kim and Perun, in unison: "Aku wa yurusan!"

He runs up to do a forwards thrust kick in Spamton's face.

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358639: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:21:20 PM

.

The Ashen One, back on the ship, get bored with waiting and carve out a white marking into the ground before using a Homeward Bone to teleport into the Firelink Shrine... and then immediately come back to the Arena.

BLEAK FALLS NARROWS RUINS

The Ashen One appears in front of the ruins and strap their axe to their back before grabbing a sharp-looking scimitar. They then begins to walk around, silently looking for a challenge.

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#358640: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:51:55 PM

Kris expertly dodges, as does Chara. Flowey is too low to the ground to be targeted, and he decides to be useful by using his vines to pull Alphys aside, putting her down out of the battlefield's range.

Spamton doesn't even attempt to dodge. Gremlin Chara's knives strike him, but the kick forces him out of the way of the latter half of Gremlin Chara's knife onslaught.

"OW! YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO [[hit me in the heart]]" "PLEASE STOP [[hitting me in the heart]]" "EAHAHAHAEAHAHAHAHAEAHE!"

"Going in!", Chara says... before Frisk takes over again.

"Hey what the hell!?"

"Chara, you promised no EXP."

"I wasn't going to kill him!"

"But if they kill him while you fought him, you'll get EXP no matter what."

Chara crosses his arms, grumbling and floating in place.

Kris chooses again.

>DEAL

Seems he's not quite joining in on the beatdown.

"BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]"

  • GIVE MONEY - DON'T GIVE

"I swear, if you give him-", Chara starts to say, but to his relief, Kris goes for >DON'T GIVE

Spamton begins to shake violently.

"THAT'S RIGHT AND I DON'T MEAN [Money]!!! I'M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!"

"TRANSMIT KROMER"

His head goes giant again, and he begins to inhale, creating such a strong gust of wind that Kris and Frisk have to hold on to not get pulled in.

Though regardless of how well everyone holds on... some of their money may get sucked into Spamton instead.

"What the hell is this guy's deal!? ... Here, some generosity!", Flowey says, launching some 'friendliness pellets' Spamton's way. Since he's rooted to the ground and has no money, Spamton's ongoing attack is meaningless in his regard.


The Ashen One may hear a deafening roar coming from inside the ruins. There's a beast in there for certain. Perhaps a challenge.

"Sorry excuse me coming through!", a voice then yells from behind him. The Ashen One may now see 3H!Anna running past him, hastily entering the ruins.

... well, that just confirms that there's something worthwhile in there, does it not?

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358641: Sep 22nd 2021 at 3:56:09 PM

The Ashen One's thought process is roar = big stuff to kill = fun so indeed they begin to run at the roar. When Anna rushes past them though, they stop, stand still for two seconds and gives a energetic wave. Then, once it's done, and they insists on doing it, they grab their scimitar and a steel shield and run after Anna, not minding a gank.

They stay silent all the while.

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#358642: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:05:54 PM

   "I'm not gonna kill him, just stab him a lot!"   

"My lady, that usually kills people."

   "Yeah but he's a robot. Mettaton shrugs off stabbing in every timeline except Genocide and that's just because she's stupid enough to use a form that can be hurt against the mass murderer."   

Spamton ends up vacuuming an unidentifiable SOUL out of Chara's pocket, though she snatches it back before we have to find out what happens if he actually gets his hands on that.

   "... Okay, now you're asking for it."    She melts into darkness and reappears behind Spamton, attempting to wrap her arms around his face and... violently noogie him. Substantially less lethal than the buildup suggested.

Def

Kim doesn't keep money on hand - a man who goes around beating up thugs for a living would never subject himself to the irony of getting his pockets picked. He leaps at Spamton, letting the sucking force yank him in at high velocity for a flying axe kick.

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#358643: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:26:13 PM

In a clever twist, Spamton inhales Flowey's pellets and fires them back at Kim. The attacks won't really hurt, but the impact will stop the kick from hitting.

Then, however, his own attack is interrupted as Gremlin Chara mercilessly noogies him.

"OW OW OW OW! STOP, YOU [[little sponge]]! YOU'LL [[wreck]] MY SALESMAN HAIR!"

His head goes back to normal, allowing him to escape the oh-so malicious attack.

"We lost a good bit of gold.", Frisk says.

"What the hell happened to not being in it for the money, rust bucket?"

Spamton laughs.

"I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W 4 NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE 4 L."

Kris seems to momentarily hesitate at Spamton's words. Flowey notices it and, while initially curious, immediately remembers Kris' former state.

"Great, now he's resonating with a broken computer.", he mutters.

>TAKE DEAL

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB 04 T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT's [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!"

"MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]"

His head grows big again, but this time tiny Spamtons suddenly emerge out of nothing, running towards everyone and attempting to ram into them with surprisingly strong force. If they dodge, they'll try to jump to hit them anyway, but they'll only jump once. Two dodges means they're out.

Flowey just slaps the ones near him away with his vines.


3H!Anna does notice the wave as she passes by, and while confused, decides to be cordial and waves back, though she doesn't stop running to do it.

Quickly discerning where the sounds are coming from, she finds a hallway to run through, and while she's fast, she's not too fast for the Ashen One to keep up with her.

Wrath Strike

Inside a large room in the ruins, Sally and Natasha dodge the incoming Demonic Beast's assault, leaping to the sides for dear life as its massive tail attempts to crush them.

"This is bad. I'm not used to fighting things that are this bulky.", Sally says, wiping some sweat off of her forehead.

"I don't understand. Who is that knight? Why is he attacking us with this... thing!?", Natasha asks. Sally glances to the side, the Death Knight standing at the only exit of the room, blocking the way out.

"I don't know, but we can't even attempt to escape if we can't beat this thing."

The Demonic Beast roars before it begins to glow.

"What's it doing now!?"

"I don't wanna find out. Stay back, I'll handle this!"

As Sally prepares to move, the Death Knight continues to observe the death trap he had lured the girls into with chilling coldness.

"..."

He then hears some sounds coming from deeper within the hall and glances behind him. People are coming...

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
KiriK The Grey Pilgrim from across time and space Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Grey Pilgrim
#358644: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:27:27 PM

   "I want you to know something, Mr. Spamton sir."   

   [REDACTED]   

She then tries to stab a mini-Spamton jumping towards her.    "I actually didn't have anything to say."   

Floren gets the big boot from a mini-Spamton, smashing him into a wall. He doesn't seem hurt, though.

Kim lands on the ground, and Perun quickly dashes in to snatch him, carrying him out of the way of the mini-Spamtons. She then aims her lance and fires a beam of icy power at the main Spamton.


Bleak Falls Barrow

A robo-hawk about the size of an SUV (not including its wingspan) soars over the ruins. Circling around, it descends towards the large room before releasing its occupant, a towering figure in all-black armor, somewhat similar to that of the Black Knight of Tellius fame.

They smash straight through the ceiling and hit the ground in a Three-Point Landing before rising, pulling out a strange contraption. "..."

The only indicator of the person's identity is a word painted on one shoulderplate and the inner right wing of the mechanical hawk's livery. DEFENSE.

Edited by KiriK on Sep 22nd 2021 at 6:34:01 AM

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358645: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:30:39 PM

The Ashen One runs into the situation. Upon spotting the Death Knight, they pick up in pace. They get that he's probably not making that noise, but a pet of some sort of his might be, and deduce that in typical fashion he'll let them kill it first before stepping up.

As a result, should they arrive to his level unmolested, they seemingly don't stop to acknowledge its presence and instead attempts to literally spam-roll their way to the arena, in the hope of tackling the great beast. They're careful enough to roll in the first place as a result, but if he stands in the way, they back off and observe him.

After a short pause, they switch from their curved sword to their Greataxe and grab it two-handed, apparently taking him seriously enough to get their greatest weapon out firstly. If he doesn't interrupt them, they rush for the beast but don't quite get there yet.

They likewise don't yet acknowledge "Defense". It looks like their main goal is "kill big stuff".

Edited by Bolded1 on Sep 22nd 2021 at 1:33:06 PM

Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter
BombonBombin Nightmare lord from Across time and space Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: In love with love
Nightmare lord
#358646: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:41:16 PM

End of Hub Centralis battle

Gregoria carries the woman Mukade in her back.

Sorry for the disturbances we could have caused.

They goes away from the battlefield.

Expect some stingers later

Three freaking ghosts!
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#358647: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:47:32 PM

megaman takes the compliment well. Not that anyone call tell due to his fucking face, but I think he's made a friend today. Somehow.

Ika watches Zelerie fly into the next dimension. She lamely waves goodbye to Gregoria.

FIGHT OVER

"Y-yeah, de-geso... let's go get... de-geso... some..."

Ika was hurt by poison!

She flops onto her face. ... Well, I guess that counts as a win! Good job, guys! You defeated the boss!


Oca inspects the gem, eyeballing it.

"Well, presuming most of its information is physical, I should be able to replicate it without breaking it. Would take a while though. Putting together a solid block of gold from pure atoms is easy - replicating a magic hard drive probably won't be."

"Same vibe, but it don't work the same. Psionics and soul-stuff are a little different where I come from in terms of function."

"Hm... Didn't I give you a cache of fuckhuge guns? Like, planet buster class? What did ya do with those?"

-

"SPEAKING OF! Right. Super power number 2. Ki shit."

"Ki is a... er, it's very hard to explain in scientific terms. In nature, ki (or reiki) is a form of energy which arises from the interaction of a majority of organisms' metaphysical anatomy (souls) with the universal genki field. This is in contrast to magic, which is not generated but simply exists (in mathematical terms as the 'magic field' and in physical/energetic terms as 'mana') and psionics (which is a form of energy, not particles). When removed from the context of the genki field, the ki in one's body uh. Fuckin' disperses, usually over a period of time. It's pretty hard to leave the field though, given that it's not a lay-persons field in terms of covering an area, but a physicist's field in terms of 'these are the rules this universe follows' like the electromagnetic field."

"Basically, ki is an organism's life energy. Genki (not the genki field) is what we call the core of someone's essence, their soul, basically. Genki to ki is like... the crap in neutron stars to ordinary matter. Very similar in makeup but in different densities. 'Normal' ki is the shit that is spewed out when one's own genki bumps up against the genki field. Basically, usable runoff. Highly trained people can use their genki directly, but that usually fucks you over hard later on." "In any case, ki manifested is its own form of matter, seperate from baryonic, anti-baryonic, dark, manetric, magnetic, photonic, etc. Its polar opposite is 'maki' or demon energy, but they two don't annihilate the way matter and antimatter do. They just sort of either corrupt each other, bounce off, or interact like they're the same thing depending on how they're energized (i.e. how they're used). There's other fancy types like God ki, Primal ki, Destruction ki, blah blah blah. It all boils down to mostly the same shit on a physical level though. Ki also tends to interact with space weird. When handled casually it seems fine, but when output at massive speeds it sort of lets you 'cheat' the limitations of basic physics and motion. There's a whole field of physics (ki'netics) devoted to how the laws of force and energy interact with ki-matter, and normal matter attatched to it."

"Controlling ki is hard. Getting a handle on one's own metaphysical anatomy and starting to manipulate it at all is a major hurdle some can never get past. But the rewards even at just this level are crazy, like using ki to reinforce your body, moving it around while its inside you and carrying your body along with it (i.e. ki-based flight). Even if you never get truly fine control over it, just having this level of basic control should let you start exercising your soul, and you should be able to generate more and more ki on demand without burning yourself out. Once you get powerful enough your excess ki will just passively reinforce your physical body. You should make sure your physical body on its own is used to holding that much, though, or you might go pop. Pop!" He mimes someone's torso exploding from a sudden excess of ki. "Bwargh! Or at least have a seizure or something."

"The next level up from controlling ki within one's own body is manifesting ki-matter. Just getting some to show up is easy - fire a blast! Make a ball! If you're good, maybe even fire a continuous beam of the stuff. Doing anything more complex than that is hell though. This is about where I am in terms of skill. With years of research and training I can pull of complex attacks, like rotating discs of ki-matter, spherical barriers, or spiraling beams. Despite visually not seeming thaaat different from a basic beam, stuff like that is SO. SO MUCH HARDER."

"The final level of pure ki manipulation is true ki constructs. If you can pull one of these out of your ass, you are insanely in-tune with your inner self. Stuff like shaping your ki into a weapon, or creating a complex array of shapes out of ki matter. Or, fuck, I dunno, making a car out of it. Hard to maintain! And honestly, not that much more useful than just like blasting someone. Still insanely impressive; that level of control could instead manifest itself as like several dozen ki orbs swarming you, which would probably be more effective than just make a ki sword, but hell, they look cool."

/\。。/\
Bolded1 Fate, guide me from behind you!!!!!!!! Since: Mar, 2015
Fate, guide me
#358648: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:48:47 PM

Hmmm let's eat meat! oh and could anyone around here help squiddy diddly?

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DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#358649: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:54:21 PM

"SUCH CENSORED W Ords FROM suCH [[SPLURGE]]"

Beat

"AT LEAST I THINK THAT"S THE CASE! EAHAHAHAHEAHEHEHAHAHA!"

Kris dodges the mini-Spamton, but Frisk gets hit and takes some serious damage, as they have less HP than Kris.

The mini-Spamtons then disappear.

"Frisk! You're hurt!", Alphys calls out, worried.

"HURT!? DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!"

  • You point out that you don't have any Dark Dollars in this world

"... WHAT!? YOU D On'T HAVE ENOUGH [Wacky Stacks]!? Kid, you're [Killing] me! HAHAHA!! HAHAHA!!! PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL."

"We're out of fucks to give for your deals, Spamton! Frisk, give me back control!", Chara says as Frisk heals themselves with an Item.

"DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [Honest Man] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ 0 Y 1000 Fr3e KR Omer"

  • Absolutely not

"WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W 1 LD PR 1 ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked] WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER... THIS IS UP TO YOU! I W On'T FORCE YOU."

  • DON'T TAKE THE DEAL

"WRONG"

Spamton's head grows huge again, sending out words once more. This time, however, there's a lot more words than last time, and they come out quicker.

"That is it! If one of you doesn't get him to stop real soon, I'm gonna tear him to shreds!", Flowey angrily exlaims right after he got decked in the face by one of the words.


The Death Knight turns around, and despite the narrowness of the hallway, the Ashen One's dodge-rolling gets him past the Death Knight's horse purely because the Death Knight, for obvious reasons, did not expect an approach such as this one.

"What is-"

"Comin' through!"

3H!Anna does a leaping slide and slides to the other side by going underneath the Death Knight's horse, after which she immediately gets back up again.

The Death Knight turns to look, seemingly shocked.

"Wait, that is..."

As the Ashen One's attack manages to distract the Demonic Beast with his tackle, allowing Sally to strike it in the face and interrupt its charging, and as the new challenger comes bursting through the ceiling, the Death Knight's eyes are on 3H!Anna for now. A growl escapes him.

"I went for the wrong target... but my real one still showed up..."

The Demonic Beast, meanwhile, staggers.

"Wait, what's it doing?", Natasha asks.

"You broke its last barrier! Strike it now while it's vulnerable!", 3H!Anna calls out, bringing out her gauntlets. However, she then gets struck from behind with a Thoron, launched by the Death Knight, and harshly hits the ground.

"Miss!"

Natasha runs over to her, drawing her Rapier and glancing at Sally.

"Sally! You and the others deal with that beast! I'll protect this woman!"

"But-", Sally begins to protest, but she stops herself before doing so.

"... be careful."

Since the Demonic Beast is staggered, the Ashen One will not get interrupted, and the newcomer can also try to take advantage of this.

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
BombonBombin Nightmare lord from Across time and space Since: Jan, 2021 Relationship Status: In love with love
Nightmare lord
#358650: Sep 22nd 2021 at 4:54:59 PM

Stinger 1

Catalina and Mantix finally falls down the ground, and decides to help the squid girl.

Three freaking ghosts!

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