Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

Narktus ducks under the sparks, but he stays low to the ground, planting one hand down while brandishing the vajra in the other.

"Come at me if you dare, celestial."

He doesn't know if his moniker is right, it's just a guess.

Somewhere, at a... safe distance away from the fight (by that, I mean maybe a few kilometers). There's an odd sort-of-like-a-humanoid moth girl hanging around, phone out.

She appears to be filming the fight. After five seconds, she even tentatively step in front of her phone and hold her two fingers out to form the peace sign, waiting for a big explosion to kickstart in the background.

Once the smoke clears, it appears that the explosion put minor dents in the Ardor's armor, but the celestial itself appears unharmed, clanking his sword and shield together twice before advancing forward. With a war cry of BALTOHA, it swings its mighty blade down at the conqueror, the coming force enough to split stone in two.

Edited by FergardStratoavis on Feb 12th 2020 at 10:01:06 AM

Oops sorry for lack of clarification but she didn't do anything. She's waiting for an explosion from the fight, not causing one :o

The blade clangs against Narktus' armor in a flurry of sparks. He uses the three limbs he has on the ground to keep himself from being completely brought down, and stabs forward at the Ardor's midsection.

Resilient. But no petty warlock can resist the will of Jubileus for long. Bringing his shield down to stop the stab, Ardor pushes it forward, aiming to slam it down into the offender, its size helping in keeping the dangerous trident at bay.

"Whoops." Narktus gets sent tumbling back, losing the vajra to the Ardor's shield. However, as he skids to a stop on his feet, he summons the vajra back to his hand before Ardor can do anything with it.

He holds out a hand and a vertical 'sheet' of stardust appears in front of him. If the Ardor attacks him, this barrier will... well, explode.

A rumble emits from the distance, more audible to the moth girl than to the two combatants.

Edited by KiriK on Feb 12th 2020 at 3:18:38 AM

This again? How droll.

The Ardor slowly cracks its neck left, then right, the plates creaking together with celestial bones. Then he swings his blade down and across the ground again, with another shower of sparks to try and coax Narktus out of his safe spot.

She hears the rumble and turn back to camera, attempting to glance what it is.

Ohhhh well, while the meatheads are fighting in the distance, let's see what's close to me! Send me 5 dollars so I can buy something good to fight it if it's hostile, and 5 dollars to buy it something good as a gift if it's not!

Narktus leaps back and lets the stardust wall explode in place.

He cracks his neck as if warming up, then sheathes the vajra.

He then rushes through the explosions with an uppercut carrying enough strength to (he hopes) knock the Ardor off its feet!

The source of the rumbling is not quite visible, but some ways away, amidst a grove of palm trees, there lies something notably large...

She approach the large mass, in defiance of all common sense. As she goes, she start playing a creepy music on her phone, to captivate her fans.

No, that will definitely not work.

Or won't it? The Ardor decides to put the theory to the test and meet his uppercut with its massive kick.

Narktus goes skidding back, but remains on his feet.

"Is that all?!"

He launches back at the Ardor, then takes flight mid-run, descending towards it with a rapid-fire multi-stomp kick combo.

—

Eventually, moth-girl reaches a clearing, where she stumbles upon the sleeping face of Legendary Godzilla.◊

.... Ohhhhhh.

She hold up her phone and check the comments.

"HOLY" "BIG BOI BIG BOI BIG BOI" "THICC" "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE REEEEE" "POGGERS" "POGGERS" Several rows of meme emojis. "FUCK FUCK" "WHAT THE FUCK"

However, she only grins, and keep on filming, getting closer to the beast instead.

Give me... a thousand, and I'll take a selfie right next to its house sized jaw. She says, approaching to show that she isn't kidding.

It's quick on his feet, metaphorically, raising his shield to protect himself from the assault. What it might lack in celerity it makes up for with overwhelming purpose - and a huge sword for swinging.

Said blade snaps forward, aiming to slice the impudent warlock in two.

Narktus appears to be cleft asunder, his eyes widening as his body splits in half...

but the two halves seem to fall in slow motion, rather than instantly hitting the ground, like some sort of Overcrank effect.

—

Godzilla continues snoozing. He lets out a brief snore, which at moth-girl's proximity is close enough to cause an earthquake, letting her know he was indeed the source of the rumbles.

Edited by KiriK on Feb 12th 2020 at 3:43:06 AM

Trickery is at play. No doubt the warlock tries to get away by turning invisible and trying to sneak in a treacherous blow. But treachery, as all heavenly beings know, must be met with stones and fire.

And so the Ardor explodes in a wreath of flames, cleansing fire wrapped around his figure like a cloak. He cannot hold this blessing for long, such is its beauty and power - but if Narktus is in the vicinity, this should flush him out.

She chuckle as the money pile up and briefly take flight when he snores, though she's still blown away pretty far.

However, when she come back, she land close to his snout, smirk, and begins to raise her phone, turning around as she prepare her selfie.

Narktus is nowhere to be found, but the illusion of his dying form is dispelled.

However, off in the distance, he can be heard yelling something.

—

"Wakey-wakey, you geriatric bastard!"

The moth girl should be able to catch Narktus' voice nearby, then see a single sparkle descending towards the ground.

That angel... it's annoyingly persistent. So if I can't beat it to death, I'll just trick Godzilla here into trampling it underfoot... wait, is there a civilian down there? Shit!

Edited by KiriK on Feb 12th 2020 at 3:57:25 AM

She just film the sparkle, her smile slowly, slowly dropping as she realize what's going to happen.

... Stella's in deep shit, chat. She mutters to herself. Her only reply is a bunch of sweating pepes.

The flames disperse as it's found that the warlock has chosen shameful escape. But no so; there's a great beast in the vicinity that he's trying to wake to trample the Ardor. There is another, a bestial woman; her blood is perverted with vile origins, and thus she is beyond saving.

For the time being, the Principality clambers up onto a nearby elevation to ascertain just how big the beast is - as well as any escape routes in the vicinity. To die for Jubileus was a great honor, but to die for her with nothing to show did nothing but shame her name - and that was unacceptable.

Thankfully, there's only one sparkle, so the explosion when it hits Godzilla's back isn't big enough to reach the moth girl.

Godzilla rises in agitation, emerging from beneath the trees at his full height of 582 feet.

Narktus, simply floating there in front of the great titan, stares it down.

He then zooms off towards the Ardor.

Godzilla, meanwhile, begins charging up his Atomic Breath instead of lumbering after the conqueror. All he's certain of is that the flying guy attacked him to get his attention. And if some schmuck who makes explosions wants the attention of the King of the Monsters, then by the King's name, he shall have it.

Edited by KiriK on Feb 12th 2020 at 4:05:27 AM

She film, flying to avoid being caught in any debris. The viewers on her stream are rising harder than Goku's power level, but most are silent and fail to really find any word to describe their awe.

Some guy say "THICC" several times though!

Whoah...

Ah. So that's how it's going to be.

To run is shameful for a Principality, but to stand in face of total defeat more so. Seeing Narktus' ploy, the Ardor leans back and swings its shield arm, the composite detaching and flying whirring towards the warlock with an intent to knock him off-course for the great beast to follow.

Narktus falls down, but recovers and simply rockets away instead.

The glow reaches the peak of Godzilla's back as he begins stomping his way closer, trying to keep his target in range.