Wee is slammed into the ground by the kick and cries out, his casing cracking slightly. The spear is however just off and ends up poking through his trigger.
The mutant flails while hung around the spear's shaft and fires off its up-special, "Oops I Swung The Controller Too Hard". It's flung upwards out of nowhere and might end up breaking the spear it's hung around.
Its carapace starts to ripple.
/\。。/\"Oh, it took me some time, and with the theft of the Skeleton Key at his hands, the Guild's resultant streak of misfortune wasn't doing any favors. He bossed me around at first, making me take on hard missions, but then he roped me into a two-person quest to hunt down Karliah. After making our way through draugr-infested catacombs - the usual affair - she shot me with a paralytic arrow intended for Mercer, and I saw him admit the truth from his own mouth to her while I lay helpless on the ground. She fled, and he proceeded to walk up and stab me with a Dwemer sword to try and remove all witnesses before making his own exit."
"Karliah's arrow saved my life, as it stifled the flow of blood and thus kept me from bleeding out from the stab wound. Once Mercer had left, she came back and tended to me until I regained consciousness. Then I had to help Karliah from off the grid - I was unable to return to the Thieves Guild while Mercer was still strutting about so full of his own shit..."
Captain Falcon tumbles away, skidding to a stop on the ground.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.""Damn... What a cowardly piece of mammoth shit. It's hard to believe that Gallus and Karliah could have ever been friends with someone as loathsome as Mercer."
Viserys grabs a nearby rock before skipping it across the surface of Lake Basel.
"But since you're the Guildmaster, I trust that he got exactly what he deserved in the end."
Frederick charges, activating Luna to gain armor-piercing abilities. He twirls his lance and attempts to stab it into Wee, as Gregor himself also arrives and attempts to sever the cord with a downward sword blow !
Noire, however, has no idea what to do.
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter"Oh yes he did. We met an old friend of Gallus's who hung around at the College of Winterhold as a merchant, name of Enthir. I snuck into a laboratory in Markarth to copy a Dwemer translation guide from stone etchings to charcoal writing so that we could translate Gallus' journal, which he wrote in Dwemer because he was apparently a paranoid lunatic. After showing Brynjolf and the rest of the Guild the journal and all the evidence of Mercer's betrayal it held within, we opened the treasury - and it had been completely emptied out."
"Now that there could be no more denying it, I snuck into Mercer's private estate in Riften and found evidence that he was going to make one last heist before ditching Skyrim. Brynjolf concluded he was after the ancient Eyes of the Falmer, and so Karliah took me and him to Nightingale Hall, where we swore an oath to Nocturnal. Brynjolf and I became Nightingales and Karliah had her own status renewed. Our new mission was to get back the Skeleton Key, an artifact of Nocturnal which could unlock anything and was the source of the Guild's fortune."
"Then we followed Mercer's tracks directly to the Dwarven ruin of Irkngthand, cornered him just as he was prying the eyes loose from the statue, and he proceeded to use the Skeleton Key to unlock what lies beyond the limits of humanity. Turning undetectable at will as if teleporting and casting a spell on Brynjolf that forced him to attack Karliah, leaving it up to me to defeat him all on my own...!"
Awkeff holds up a hand and clenches her fist, quivering violently. "Thankfully, a single human is no match for a Dragonborn, especially since he clearly had no idea what he could really do with the Skeleton Key. I ripped his still-beating heart from his chest and crushed it in my hand for all he did to the Guild."
"After that, I returned the Skeleton Key to its rightful resting place and Karliah got to see Gallus as a Nightingale spirit one last time. All's well that ends well, I suppose; the Guild's rich enough now that we can easily afford not to steal from the common folk."
Captain Falcon starts dash-dancing all over the place.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."It just glares at Cap before turning back to the others... and shrieks as the lance plunges into its casing. It chooses this moment to turn invisible, though, and slips away from the sword blow.
It utilizes its down-special, Fabulous Long Kick to try to knock out Noire.
Wee's final smash meter is nearing full.
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Wee immediately whips around towards the Captain and snarls digitally; it hops into the air at him.
As it flies at Captain Falcon it fires off its neutral-special, Sonic Shockwave, in an attempt to knock him away.
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