Enter The Arena As Your Avatar -- The Spinoff!

Wee immediately whips around towards the Captain and snarls digitally; it hops into the air at him.

As it flies at Captain Falcon it fires off its neutral-special, Sonic Shockwave, in an attempt to knock him away.

Captain Falcon goes flying upwards, at the perfect angle for his response.

He dives down at Wee with a "Falcon Kick!"

Oblivia, Lake Basel

Viserys shakes his head in disgust.

"By the Nine... He was an even bigger bastard than I thought. I can only assume you learned firsthand of Mercer's treachery upon joining."

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 13th 2019 at 11:43:17 AM

Noire readies an arrow while Frederick goes on the offensive, his superhorse kicking high into the air as he attempts to spear Wee. Gregor stick behind, to protect Noire if she's noticed.

Wee is slammed into the ground by the kick and cries out, his casing cracking slightly. The spear is however just off and ends up poking through his trigger.

The mutant flails while hung around the spear's shaft and fires off its up-special, "Oops I Swung The Controller Too Hard". It's flung upwards out of nowhere and might end up breaking the spear it's hung around.

Its carapace starts to ripple.

"Oh, it took me some time, and with the theft of the Skeleton Key at his hands, the Guild's resultant streak of misfortune wasn't doing any favors. He bossed me around at first, making me take on hard missions, but then he roped me into a two-person quest to hunt down Karliah. After making our way through draugr-infested catacombs - the usual affair - she shot me with a paralytic arrow intended for Mercer, and I saw him admit the truth from his own mouth to her while I lay helpless on the ground. She fled, and he proceeded to walk up and stab me with a Dwemer sword to try and remove all witnesses before making his own exit."

"Karliah's arrow saved my life, as it stifled the flow of blood and thus kept me from bleeding out from the stab wound. Once Mercer had left, she came back and tended to me until I regained consciousness. Then I had to help Karliah from off the grid - I was unable to return to the Thieves Guild while Mercer was still strutting about so full of his own shit..."

Captain Falcon tumbles away, skidding to a stop on the ground.

Frederick pulls out the spear and is effectively still sent flying, though the horse is able to get back on its hooves. Noire freaks out a little but still prepares an arrow and fire it at Wee !

Take this !

The arrow smacks into his A-Button, causing him to taunt in midair as he falls back to earth.

As he touches down his carapace ripples one final time and he goes invisible for a turn.

He pulls his trigger and fires a psionic Mutant Blast in Noire's direction.

They're all surprised by the invisibility but Gregor moves up to defend Noire, though the beam does send him flying since he wasn't excepting it too much.

Captain Falcon gets up and does a Raptor Boost in a random direction.

Wee rushes whoever is nearest and lunges. It's invisibility fails mid-leap, so they would suddenly see the mutant flying towards them midway through firing a Cord Whip.

Falcon ends up Boosting away from Wee, although he quickly turns around once it exposes itself and tries to double-backflip down-air it.

Noire is the closest and she quickly fires an arrow as a result, though she's hit regardless and cries out in pain and surprise.

"Damn... What a cowardly piece of mammoth shit. It's hard to believe that Gallus and Karliah could have ever been friends with someone as loathsome as Mercer."

Viserys grabs a nearby rock before skipping it across the surface of Lake Basel.

"But since you're the Guildmaster, I trust that he got exactly what he deserved in the end."

The arrow just bounces off its shell as it continues try to beat her with his whip.

Wee doesn't notice Cap until it's too late though, and squawks in alarm; its long legs start to cave under it.

Frederick charges, activating Luna to gain armor-piercing abilities. He twirls his lance and attempts to stab it into Wee, as Gregor himself also arrives and attempts to sever the cord with a downward sword blow !

Noire, however, has no idea what to do.

"Oh yes he did. We met an old friend of Gallus's who hung around at the College of Winterhold as a merchant, name of Enthir. I snuck into a laboratory in Markarth to copy a Dwemer translation guide from stone etchings to charcoal writing so that we could translate Gallus' journal, which he wrote in Dwemer because he was apparently a paranoid lunatic. After showing Brynjolf and the rest of the Guild the journal and all the evidence of Mercer's betrayal it held within, we opened the treasury - and it had been completely emptied out."

"Now that there could be no more denying it, I snuck into Mercer's private estate in Riften and found evidence that he was going to make one last heist before ditching Skyrim. Brynjolf concluded he was after the ancient Eyes of the Falmer, and so Karliah took me and him to Nightingale Hall, where we swore an oath to Nocturnal. Brynjolf and I became Nightingales and Karliah had her own status renewed. Our new mission was to get back the Skeleton Key, an artifact of Nocturnal which could unlock anything and was the source of the Guild's fortune."

"Then we followed Mercer's tracks directly to the Dwarven ruin of Irkngthand, cornered him just as he was prying the eyes loose from the statue, and he proceeded to use the Skeleton Key to unlock what lies beyond the limits of humanity. Turning undetectable at will as if teleporting and casting a spell on Brynjolf that forced him to attack Karliah, leaving it up to me to defeat him all on my own...!"

Awkeff holds up a hand and clenches her fist, quivering violently. "Thankfully, a single human is no match for a Dragonborn, especially since he clearly had no idea what he could really do with the Skeleton Key. I ripped his still-beating heart from his chest and crushed it in my hand for all he did to the Guild."

"After that, I returned the Skeleton Key to its rightful resting place and Karliah got to see Gallus as a Nightingale spirit one last time. All's well that ends well, I suppose; the Guild's rich enough now that we can easily afford not to steal from the common folk."

Captain Falcon starts dash-dancing all over the place.

It just glares at Cap before turning back to the others... and shrieks as the lance plunges into its casing. It chooses this moment to turn invisible, though, and slips away from the sword blow.

It utilizes its down-special, Fabulous Long Kick to try to knock out Noire.

Wee's final smash meter is nearing full.

Captain Falcon attempts to footstool off of Frederick's shoulders, double-jump over Wee, and do a reverse aerial Falcon Punch.

Edited by KiriK on Jan 13th 2019 at 2:25:22 PM

Thinking quick, Noire dodge out of the way and roll over, while Frederick is used as a bumper and grunts, not quite stopping him but still being annoyed.

Its carapace flickers as it growls, not liking how not-dead its opponents are. Then the falcon punch slams into it and knocks it into a nearby tree.

   "SKREEEE!"   

It blasts back, intending to body the cap with a Nintendium Slam.

Captain Falcon goes flying again, tumbling to the ground in a heap.

An odd energy runs through Noire's body, forming an aura of some sort as she grabs her arrow and twirl it a little.

Blood and THUNDER ! she yells, fiercely, as she shoot at Wee, with the arrow boasting significantly more power than it should !

Wee shrieks loud enough to shatter eardrums as the powered-up arrow jams itself in its motion sensor. It stumbles around shrieking, but after a few seconds suddenly stops and looks straight at her.

It's final smash is ready.

Captain Falcon starts spamming spotdodge. What a weirdo...