"Yeah, I got that, but you still don't wanna fight. And geez, I'm sorry, I didn't think my jabs would be enough to make you refuse a challenge."
"And… well, as far as I can tell, no, you didn't. The only time I can think of is when you and Zelerie tag-teamed to turn me into paste. Even then I'm pretty sure Zel got the final shot, actually."
/\。。/\"Wait, I never fought you again after that? Really? ... did I die or something, the hell?"
He sits back down on his chair, snarling as he looks away.
"Well, y'know, maybe if that asshole suddenly appears here and I'm around, I may be inclined to change my mind and beat his face in anyway. Depending on my mood.", he says, somewhat softly.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay."Eh, good luck, then. Wish ya well."
He turns to leave, and looks back over his shoulder.
"I'm not really sure what happened to you. All I really know is that, well, you just never got around to it. Who the hell knows, maybe I'll see you soon enough and it'll lead to a scuffle. All I can say is that, relative to your time frame, neither of us just ever worked up the nerve."
He chronoports out.
*bawoop*
Edited by Rbade on Aug 18th 2018 at 7:06:05 AM
/\。。/\He doesn't react to anything GE!Oca says, just watching him leave. When he's gone, he angrily sighs.
"Never worked up the nerve? ... Something must've happened to me then, no doubt about it. ... Well, whatever it is, it ain't happening to me."
Now on his own, he stops talking to nobody, and flies off.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Thor is inexplicably hanging around, smashing a barrel of mead into his face.
"HAHAHAHAHAH ! GLORIOUS ! GLORIOUS !" he says, as the meal proceeds to fly into his mouth, causing Thor to burps loudly.
—
Sarah comes out of a nearby portal... though instead of immediately setting up, she looks back, hands on her hips.
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterGE!Argo follows Sarah out, looking somewhat sheepish and shrugging.
"I know it may be annoying but I promised Demo I'd stay by your side today while he's busy. As much as I don't like this place, I'm not breaking my promise."
He then smirks.
"Or are you scared I'll embarrass you with my hilarious jokes?"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Primordia
Erik arrives on the scene via his own portal, then does a double take upon noticing Sarah.
"Aunt Sarah!"
He immediately runs over to his aunt before hugging her tightly.
"When I heard about what happened from mother and father... I was so worried... oh, thank god you're alright..."
Then he just notices GE!Argo and greets him with a sheepish smile.
"Oh... hello there, Uncle Argo."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 19th 2018 at 9:51:06 AM
Sarah shakes her head.
"It's good to have you around actually. It'll hold me back if I somehow get... angry again." she declares.
"...And your jokes are too bad to embarrass anyone anyhow." finishes Sarah, smirking trollishly as she notices Erik. She smiles at him.
"I recovered, don't worry." she assures, hands raised in greeting.
—
Thor proceed to shoot himself across the sky using Mjolnir, heading for Primordia.
"HAMMER ! CARRY ME TO THE GREEN LAND !"
Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 19th 2018 at 7:01:24 PM
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterGE!Argo fakes being insulted.
"My jokes are sublime. You just don't have a sense of humor."
He then sees Erik hugging Sarah and just smiles as he does so, looking amused when Erik notices him.
"Hey there, li'l guy.", he says, it having been his usual greeting name for Erik for years.
Primordia
Claus
◊ is lying on top of the usual rock he lies on, looking through his binoculars as always. This time Ninten isn't with him though, as his friend had gone to spend some time with Teddy. On one hand, Claus appreciated the bout of silence there was for a change, as Ninten tended to ramble on and on about pretty much anything he could think of. On the other hand, he felt strangely alone without Ninten buzzing around him like a mosquito.
"Crap, don't tell me I've gotten used to him being around me all the time.", he mutters to himself.
A little further from him, hidden from sight in the bushes, is another person. The person who had been trying to find him for a long time now, having followed his trail every time Claus had lost control to the Masked Man. Through the forests, through the desert. Finally, now, he had caught up to him. Finally, all the perils he had survived to reach Claus would mean something.
The person silently starts approaching the oblivious Claus.
Edited by DevilPsyco on Aug 19th 2018 at 7:05:45 PM
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Thor crash land right next to Claus, with a wide, childish grin on his face. While there's naturally a crater, he's surrpisingly good at preventing himself from just annihilating the area, limiting the damage around him to a dust cloud and a hole on the ground.
"CHILD FRIEND ! I BRING GOOD NEWS !"
Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 19th 2018 at 7:20:22 PM
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter"I know, I know... and I couldn't be happier to hear that news," Erik replies, calming down as he finishes the hug. "Er, apologies for the surprise hug, Aunt."
He shoots a mock-indignant look at GE!Argo in response to the nickname.
"Anastasia is younger than me, yet I'm somehow the 'lil guy'? I doubt I'll ever understand how you think, Uncle."
Claus would soon find himself joined by Pietro
◊, who arrived via dashing to the boy's side.
"Hey, Claus! I'm guessing Ninten stuck you with this shift while he went out for Oreoes?"
And cue Myth!Thor, causing the silver-haired young man to nearly jump out of his skin in surprise.
"What the hell?!"
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 19th 2018 at 10:25:28 AM
"Don"t worry." says Sarah. "I don't mind hugs, surprise or not."
"Hello there." she says. "I see that your training has been bothered, should we move back to avoid disturbing you ?" declares Sarah, tilting her head to the right with a small smile on her face. She just roll her eyes at the sky when Argo answers her and put her hands on her hips.
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter"Even when you're old and grey, I'm still gonna call you li'l guy.", GE!Argo says with a trollish smirk. He then notices Azula.
"Oh, hello."
Claus looks up at Pietro from his binoculars, not actually getting up yet.
"No, he's just hanging out with Teddy. But I'm keeping an eye on Lucas, with or without him."
Pietro's sudden appearance, while startling the person, does not discourage him from approaching...
Only to get sent flying into the distance as Thor lands right next to him. Claus, meanwhile, is startled enough to fall off of the rock and onto the ground.
"Holy sh-..."
Edited by DevilPsyco on Aug 19th 2018 at 7:32:37 PM
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay."HAHAHAHA ! DO NOT BE WORRIED ! I AM NOT DRUNK AND YOU ARE NOT JOTUNNS, OR MONSTERS, OR TROLLS, OR ENEMY GODS, OR LOKI !"
Pause.
"YOU COULD BE LOKI BUT I WILL ASSUME YOU'RE NOT ! AND SPEAKING OF HIM, GOOD FRIENDS, I AM BRINGING IN THE MEAN TO TAKE HIM DOWN !" he says, glancing down at the one person he sent flying.
"APOLOGIES ! SHOULD I OFFER YOU SOME GOLD ? PERHAPS ARMOR ? YOU MORTALS LOVE GIFTS FROM US AFTER ALL !"
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterErik merely rolls his eyes at GE!Argo, though his chuckle gives away the fact that he isn't truly irritated by his uncle's antics. His father could be quite the jokester himself, after all.
"I suppose I'll let you get away with it this time."
He flashes a smile at Sarah, then raises an eyebrow upon noticing Azula.
After a moment or two, Pietro finally speaks up after fully processing Myth!Thor's unexpected Dynamic Entry.
"Okay... Red hair, shouty, kinda over-the-top... oh, you're definitely the other Thor that, er, my Thor told me all about. If you've really got something that'll bring down that redheaded prick, mind telling me what it is so I can pass it on to him?"
Then he moves to help Claus back to his feet.
"Whatever the case, it's gotta feel seriously weird not having Ninten's usual quirkiness around."
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 19th 2018 at 10:57:58 AM
Because of delay after delay with QuirkyTurtle's event, culminating in him saying he had to go away for what he implied might be about a year, I am withdrawing one of my characters from the Jungle Tyrant siege.
Past!Dark Meta Knight appears out of a mirror shard in Primordia, within Thor, Claus, and Pietro's line of sight.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.""And that's why you're my favorite nephew.", GE!Argo says, ruffling Erik's hair before looking back at Azula.
"Just passing through. We'll leave if you want.", he says, having already noticed that Azula isn't as fine with them being here as she says she is.
After Claus is helped up, he takes in what Thor and Pietro say.
"... so a red haired prick version of Loki is causing trouble here?"
He then awkwardly glances away upon the mention of Ninten.
"It's finally quiet for once.", he says, trying to sound indifferent, but Pietro will probably see right through him.
Upon spotting who he believes to be the enemy Dark Meta Knight though, he immediately aims his arm cannon at him, looking ready to attack him.
The person, meanwhile, having landed back in the bushes, currently out of Claus' line of sight (as he's looking at Past!Dark Meta Knight), gets up and shakes his head at Thor.
"I don't need go-... actually I would like some gold, but that's not why I'm here."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay."Hooooo, now that is some knowledge that I will pass along to my kids." says Sarah, waging her finger at Argo. "That will not leave my mind for a while !"
—
"WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT BEING A RED HAIR LOKI IS UNUSUAL ?" he asks. "ANYWAY, YES. BUT FIRST I MUST VERIFY SOMETHING."
Thor briefly step back and begins to kick, punch, bash or even bite nearby objects, moving at super speed to quickly move between zones.
"TAKE THIS LOKI !" he yells, letting out a war cry as he bear hug a tree to death.
Edited by Bolded1 on Aug 19th 2018 at 8:23:27 PM
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitter

"That's good. Well then, I think I'll be off."
She winks slightly teasingly.
"Wonder if we'll cross paths again later."
Then she flies off.
"When the hell did I say I'm not up for it? ... The challenge, I mean. I'm only declining 'cause of you.", he says. He then raises an eyebrow.
"What? Have I never tried to put an end to you on my own? What, did I become a coward in your timeline or something?"
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.