She promptly dodge to the side, but barely !
"I'm GOING TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME ! MOVE IN SYNC WITH ME, OKAY ?" says Neuff, hammily.
—
"IT WOULD BE THE PLANET EARTH, YES."
He takes the metal after observing it, putting it in his chest.
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR GREAT CONTRIBUTION."
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterThor takes a moment to study the signup sheet.
"This... What... I'm no expert on Midgardian sports, but I'm fairly certain that soccer games do not involve actually fighting and wounding the opposing team!"
He shakes his head and sighs, then turns his attention to Platinum and nods.
"Think nothing of it, my friend. I hope Cinke uses it to create something magnificent."
Oca looks kind of suspicious.
"Hmm… nope, I'm pretty sure that's the way soccer's been played for quite a while."
He looks a little disappointed that Thor didn't actually sign yet, but whatever, there's plenty of fish in the arena or something.
"OKAY!"
Ceres/Marrioni fire a few shots, one at King/Aajaye and once at Neuff/Merlaine. Merlaine counters the one heading for them, but King/Aajaye, still skidding form their overshot of Neuff/Merlaine, is slammed in the cockpit and staggers.
Then King/Aajaye's barrel swivels wildly around and fires in all directions.
/\。。/\"… I get that a bit. You know there's a vampire-bear-man in one of those tanks, right?"
He glances back at the combat.
"Man, if this place wasn't so nerfy they'd have ripped this whole area apart by now."
"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!"
Merlaine slams her thumb on the fire button and starts pumping out super-energized lead.
Ceres/Marrioni stays out of this conflict, just lining up a shot.
However, they have played right into King/Aajaye's hands. Aajaye opens fire, countering most of the shots, and King floors it. The rockets blast and they fly off the ground and right towards Neuff/Merlain's vehicle. Hey, it is bumper tanks.
Ceres/Marrioni fires the shot, aiming right under their conflict, hoping the crater formed will trap one of the tanks.
/\。。/\They don't back off.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
If Neuff doesn't steer off course right now the will slam into each other in an explosive manner.
They're too close for the barrel to aim properly, so while Aajaye uselessly flails her railgun around trying to hit Neuff/Merlaine, Merlaine takes a few potshots at Ceres/Marrioni, who deftly dodges and counters, slamming Neuff/Merlaine in the trunk of the tank.
"AAA!"
/\。。/\King/Aajaye is slammed into the ground, and… is on it's back, until it gets flipped back over by Neuff/Merlaine. Smoke pours out of cracks in the tank's carapace.
The gun swivels around and fires at Neuff/Merlaine, then at Ceres/Marrioni, who dodge out of the way with only a grazing hit and open fire at both opponents. King/Aajaye takes quite a beating.
Merlaine is too busy screaming to respond to Neuff.
/\。。/\Unfortunately, it appears that Neuff/Merlaine's tank is a bit beat up. The attempted dash ends up catastrophically failing, and the tank flips over and spins around in the air.
King/Aajaye, on the other hand, is unable to move, it's treads unfunctioning. However, it's rocket boosters…
It spirals out of control, slamming into the ground and then rocketing at Ceres/Marrioni, who juke out of the way before slamming into it's side.
/\。。/\DMK's charge put several shallow cuts in Yharon, and Fighter's swordbeam struck him across the neck, making him flinch. He managed to block Susanoo, retaliating with a swipe of his claws before spewing another round of flaming tornadoes and dashing at Amaterasu, trying to inflict a rather nasty flaming bite.
"Well, I figured you'd want a taste of the goods. You seemed so interested, just now." The robot said, starting towards the giant forge.
King/Aajaye reels, and is slammed again. Ceres/Marrioni then opens fire, taking them pretty much out of the fight.
Neuff manages to right herself, though the impact with the ground jars the whole tank. Merlaine makes barf noises.
"Oh god…"
Fighter Mc Warrior
"ME-DOKEN!"
He takes out his sword-chucks and fires himself out of nothing, flying through the air at Yharon.
"TWO FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK! CHAINSAW METHOD!"
He rears up, and attempts to drive his metaphysical chainsaw chucks into Yharon's neck.
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/\。。/\Amaterasu leaps out of the way and attempts to deliver a bite of her own to Yharon's throat.
Chibiterasu uses Whirlwind to surround himself in a protective miniature hurricane.
Dark Meta Knight is burned by the fire tornadoes.
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.""IMPRESSIVE ! You have blocked my Kusanag-OOUUHHH !" yells Susanoo, as he's hit and sent crashing.
"HAHA ! THIS IS WHY YOU DONT TALK WHILE DOING AN ACTION !" says Thor, as he uses powerful electric attacks to cancel out the fire attacks, saving himself and Ares, who promptly replicate with fire of his own.
Thor then launch himself across Ares's fire and try to bash Yharon's face upward with a mighty uppercut of his Mjolnir !
—
"Are you alright ?!" asks Neuff.
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterThor merely stares at Oca as if he'd grown a second head.
"First your world's people turn soccer into a blood sport, now they consider trying to murder each other with combat vehicles entertainment?! Are you all mad?!"
He throws his hands up in the air, then looks at Platinum, seeing as the robot hadn't answered his question.
Topaz pops in on the tank scene, with Blu-J in tow. "Hey, what's up?"
"... Hi." Blu-J still sounds a bit wracked after... that whole thing
with Oca.
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"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.""Uh… have you forgotten what species most of the people from my world are?"
He flickers Super Saiyan for a split second.
"Most of us aren't exactly averse to beating the shit out of each other."
He turns to look at Blu-J and Topaz.
"Heya! How you holding up with the aftereffects of your tortue, Bluey?"
His eyes look over Topaz, but he holds his vivisectal urges in check for now.
"Yes! We will win!"
She turns the barrel of the gun towards Ceres/Marrioni.
Ceres/Marrioni open fire, blasting a barrage of railgun bolts at Neuff/Merlaine.
/\。。/\

"… Alright, what's a 'norse'?"
"And, huh. Is Midgard supposed to be 'Terra' or 'Earth'?"
He says it as though those are two separate things.
"Awesome! Sign here
please!"
They barely manage to get past the explosive charge, before it impacts the side of a rock.
Ceres/Marrioni circles, taking potshots at King/Aajaye.
However, King/Aajaye is moving too fast to be hit. It turns towards Neuff/Merlaine and blasts the rockets to maximum.
"CHICKEN!"
Merlaine blanches and opens fire, but Aajaye/King manages to counter her shots.
/\。。/\