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He throws the capsule at the ground with vigor.
"I actually have a baby one of these built in to me: I don't use it a ton though because this place would probably rip me apart if I started spamming power ignoring matter erasers."
The capsule pops open into a massive cannon, 14 meters long and three meters high. It has both a monitor with a touchscreen keyboard on the back at ground level and a cockpit (closed right now) near the top.
"This baby's about nine meters long!"
Something… something about that measurement doesn't seem right.
"Your math's off ! And I'm surprised that a man would present a smaller number while presenting a gun to a lady !"
She looks at the weapon.
"But I bet that there is some trick to it, and you're just trying to get me to point it out !"
He looks legitimately puzzled.
"Trick? What? No, the gun's nine meters long!"
"Ninety decimeters, nine-hundred centimeters, you know! All those measurery bits!"
"Its closer to 14 meters !"
He seems at a loss.
"I… what? That doesn't make sense! Look at it, it even has measurement marks every meter down its length! Nine of them!"
There are indeed nine markings down the length of the cannon's barrel.
He then appears to realize something (that won't get spoken until next post).
"THE MARKINGS ARE WRONG !" she says, as if she found herself in a old time tragedy. She spin backward and a spotlight illuminate her.
"TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY TRAGEDY ! HERE ARE 14 WORDS THAT YOU MISSSSSEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD !"
Sand animate around her as she begins to sing.
"THE GUNNNNN IS ALRIGHT ! THE BEAM IS PERFECT ! THE DESIGN IS SLICK ! BUT THE MEASUREMENTS ARE WRRROOONNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ! HOW TRAGIC FOR SUCH A MISTAKE TO BE MAAAADDDEEEEEEE !"
"and you thought I was weird for putting on a tinfoil hat…"
He then straightens up his gi and decides to respond in kind.
He… isn't the best singer. It isn't Hollywood Tonedeaf but it can't be called musical. It could charitably be called rap-mariachi.
"YOU… uh, YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS WRONG. I AM RIGHT. I (uhm) HAVE A METERSTICK IN MY INVENTORY. AND YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE FOURTEEN WORDS SO YOU ARE DOUBLE WRONG!! YOU ARE SUPER WRONG BECAUSE I AM SMAAART!!! I AM THE… uh… THE SMARTEST FUCKING MONKEY FROM THE FUTURE SO OUR METER MEASURING IS BETTERRRRR!"
"YOUR DANCING REFLECT YOUR MATHEMATICAL ACCURACY ! YOU STUMBLE ! YOU FALL ! AND YET YOU BOLDLY DECLARE SUPERIORITY WHEN CONFRONTED ! YOU DENY FALLING AS YOU WRITHE TO THE GROUND ! YOU DENY EATING AS BITS OF FOOD REMAIN ON YOUR JAW ! YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNGRAAACCIIOOUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !"
She form a spiral with the sand, and use it to dance a few more times.
"YOU MAY BE FROM THE FUTURE ! BUT IT IS THE PAAASSSTT THAT REMEMBER YOUR FAILURES ! ADMIT YOUR SHORTCOMING AND YOU WILL BE FREED FROM THE ILL CHAINS OF PROUD IGNORANCE ! BUT INSIST AND YOU SHALL BE CHAINED FURTHERMORE ! AND BURIED IN THE TOMB OF THE PRIDEFULLLLLLLLL !"
"IM NOT DANCING! IM JUST STANDING HERE YELLING AT YOU! MUSICALLY!"
"I DO NOT DENY EATING! I EAT FOOD! I EAT LOTS OF FOOD WHEN I AM HUUUUNGRYYYYYYY!"
He rips out a can of Hetap, chugs it in a gulp, and throws it to the ground. It compresses like a pancake from sheer force of impact and forces a hole in the dirt.
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! I AM NOT IGNORANT! I MEASURED IT WITH A METERSTICK! STICKS DO NOT LIE! BUT YOU DO! YOU ARE WRONG! IF YOU PUT ME IN THE TOMB I WILL BREAK OUT WITH NUCLEAR WARHEAAAADS!"
"YOU DO NOT SPEAK LIKE A SCIENTIFIC BUT LIKE A WARRIOR !"
She slide between his legs.
"WARHEADS ARE THE TOOLS OF YESTERDAY. ATTACK ME WITH THEM AND I SHALL RAIN THE WEAPONS OF TOMORROW ON YOU !!!!"
"I AM FROM THE TOMOROW! WE STILL USE NUKES! NUKES ARE MANY: NUKES ARE GOOD!"
"FISSION NUKES! FUSION NUKES! COBALTS NUKES! NEUTRON NUKES! ANTIMATTER NUKES! DARK MATTER NUKES! MAGICK NUKES! VORTEX NUKES! ALL COULD TOTALLY WRECK YOUK!"
"EVEN IF YOUR FANCY SCHMANCY SINGING WORDS DEFEAT ME, YOU HAVE NO PROOF: YOU CAN SILENCE ME, BUT YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH!"
"WHAT A LENGHTY DESCRIPTION FOR SUCH UNIMAGINATIVE TERMS ! WHAT A LENGHTY YET BLANK LIST !" she says. "I WILL SHOW YOU WEAPONS BESIDE THE REALM OF NUKES ! IT WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT ! YOU WILL BE HONORED FOR IT TO BE YOUR LAST !"
Cinke begins to tap dance at high speed, she is promptly joined by several robots. Platinum, who's manning the spotlight, dance in a more awkwardly manner, arcing his arms forward in a pretty painfully slow motion, then folding them and putting them close to his chest and taking an eccentric yet dull pose.
"I AM THE BIG P." he says, in his usual emotionless manner.
His glare hardens. HE MUST NOT LOSE THIS POWERFUL BATTLE OF LOUD YELLING.
"NUKES ARE USEFUL! BUT THEY ARE NOT ALONE! BUT USED WITH OTHERS THEY BECOME THE END ALL, BE ALL, ULTIMATE DOOM!"
He also calls in backup.
He throws the Machine-Mutant Swarm capsule at the ground.
The Machine Mutants just sort of flail around to act as 'backup dancers' while he continues to stand motionless.
He then pushes forwards Zelerie Junior to act as Platinum's opponent.
The Big P unleash the robot dance to do sick crazy dance moves to K.O his opponent.
"YOU NEED FRIENDS, I NEED ONLY ONE THUMB TO SHOW YOU THE WAY TO THE RESPAWN ROOM !"
Junior has no idea what's going on.
He responds to Platinum's grandstanding by clapping his hands and burbling loudly.
He babbles at Platinum in baby talk while clapping to the 'rhythm' of the conflict, swishing his tail.
The lascannon they summoned continues to sit in the background.
"A MIGHTY FOE INDEED." says Platinum. "HIS VOCAL TALENT IS BEYOND ANY ORGANIC. THERE WILL BE LOSSES IN THIS FIGHT."
Cinke merely headbang to the music.
"WHY DID I DO THAT"
edited 30th May '18 4:59:05 PM by Bolded1
Oca also starts tapping his foot. And that's about it.
Junior points a finger and babbles some more.
"JUNIOR! SHOW THEM YOUR POWAH!"
" - baby noises - "
A metal blade rips out of Junior's left arm and he starts emitting metallic digital shrieks. Which somehow still give off an air of being carefree and infantile innocence.
Platinum does the same and accomplish a power cord with it, letting out an impressive roar !
Junior amps up the Transformation Horror and starts to metamorphose into a Mechanical Abomination, the shrieking reaching eardrum shattering levels.
Oca whips out another can of Hetap and slams it into the ground for dramatic effect.
He just looks off into the distance, smiling proudly.
edited 30th May '18 5:19:17 PM by Rbade
Cinke does the same thing as Platinum's appearance change... but then a pink ki blast appears between them !
"ANNOYING MORTALS !" yells Goku Rosé black, powered up. "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR MUSICAL BUTCHERING !"
"Oca, let us continue this somewhere else !" says Cinke.
Oca looks at Goku Black. His eyes fill with flame.
"YOU AGAIN! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AROUND ME!"
He turns to Cinke.
"Cinke! This guy ignored one of my lectures once! He walked right out on me!"
"So... he did what I'm about to do ?!"
She teleports out, as Black draws nearer
He just looks at the spot where she was, mouth gaping.
"THE PEERS WHO REVIEW YOUR FINDINGS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS BETRAYAL OF ACADEMIC SPIRIT!"
"Come on Junior, lets get out of here and leave this DEIFIC TRASH to his ningen purging."
He grabs Junior (who appears to have reverted back to a normal floating baby) and teleports out. He vows to have revenge on both Goku Black and to show Cinke what's what with the metric system.
A frustrated, yet confused, Goku Black leave the scene.
He pops back in, several hours later.
He recapsules the forgotten lascannon and ports back out.
The Machine Mutants have long gone.
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