He quickly pops the bean into his mouth, and lowers his power level as far as it'll go.
"AAGBAGBLGBBBHL"
He's knocked down, his face maimed and bruised. Luckily, for him, he involuntarily chomped down on the bean, and is up pretty quickly.
"Jeez, that ain't nothing to sneeze at. You ain't super powerful, but that could probably be remedied quickly enough…"
"Wanna join the evil badguy team?"
/\。。/\"Eh. I'm more of a 'whats in it for me' kind of guy. Though, I guess in a homeworld where a lot of the baddies are genocidal or straight up insane, siding with the forces of good is legit usually the more practical choice."
"Though, gonna be honest, you're pretty nice, and I'm pretty sure yaint on Troa's shitlist. Unless yer looking for a scrap, keep away from redhead aliens who look like humans, at least while she's watching."
"Or not. The only reason I'm working for her is that she promised me a good fight, anyways."
"So what are your alternative means of attack?"
/\。。/\"Of course not! I modified the chamber for a faster rotation, and the bullets are customized to be both armor-piercing and hard to remove. While I doubt it would work on extremely powerful enemies, it should cause some people to lose quite a bit of blood."
She frowns for a moment and then pockets the revolver.
Something something Arena."Ah, that probably would be useful in the dregs of Paozu Central or something."
"Well, it's been aight, but I have got more 'training' to do. Later!"
"Oh, wait. First, just in case your lead bubbles and pea shooter can't make the cut on something…"
He takes out a Satellite Laser capsule.
"Here ya go! It's one use, so make it count, but just pop the top offa this thing and boom! Laser from the sky, onto your intended target!"
"G'bye!"
He teleports out. *bawoop*
/\。。/\"Hm ?"
She glance up and stares at the man. She let out a silent "ha" and proceed to casually approach, in a way that isn't overtly intimidating. She's draped in large black and red robes, which gives some width to her figure. She looks bulkier than she really is as a result.
"Hello !"
Nautolan picture belongs to Bonesmarinated on twitterThe man doesn't immediately notice her heading his way, deep in thought as he looks at his hands. When he does notice her, he, surprisingly, isn't startled, and wordlessly looks at her for a few seconds.
"..."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay."Perhaps... I don't exactly know why, but the solution might come to me if I'm patient enough."
He looks around.
"Hm... that does beg the question of where I should go now..."
Botar suddenly appears behind Thor. As usual, in total silence.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.

"Ah! These things are harder than they look!"
He stumbles back a bit, but manages to find his balance. They make a clanging noise on impact. They might leave 'bruises', but for the most part they bounce off.
"If you wanna, like, hurt me, try aiming for the head…?"
Wait, shit. Just in case, he takes out a Maximum Bean.
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