'yssir' Gavin saluted at the higher-clearance team member gracious enough to prop him up. The Computer had blessed him with a chance to prove himself in an outstanding team.
The only way he could be happier is if the room stopped shaking, and his head stopped incessantly reminding him of the concept of pain. He wasn't exactly sure what "sober" was, but he wasn't going to disappoint these people.
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"Help. Plz..." TESLAA murmured weakly from the ground as she gradually curled into the fetal position, "Legss drrunnk, sle - zzz." Teslaa fell into a drunken sleep. She almost looked cute were it not for a risk of violently choking on her own vomit.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”With the token female teammate collapsing the brawler of them all let out a heavy sigh. "...Silence, help me with Teslaa for a bit would you? I don't want Wolf pulling anything on her." After asking this, he heaved one arm over his shoulder to carry her back to her room. If Silence helped he'd wait on him, if not he'd try to carry Tess by himself.
Silence helped Kcin lift Tessla up, "Lucky I got this all legally covered. Plus according to the official Friend Computer guide to Wild Toga Parties," Silence says holding up a small handbook with the exact name, "It's not officially a successful party until at least 1 person passes out drunk, it's a memorable party if everyone passes out drunk and nobody remembers what happened the next day."
After finishing his push ups, WOLF sat on the floor and his head felt like it was spinning.
"I could fight the bugger. Just like KCIN. 'Member?"
Saint LaughterSobriety aid requested.
Data search complete. Anecdotal information advises Near-Caf and cold showers.
Sprinkler heads pop out of the ceiling and begin spraying, dousing everyone with cold water. The 'togas', just being bed sheets, offer little protection against the spray, instead plastering tight to their wearer's bodies and turning translucent as they get soaked.
The doorbell chimes, indicating someone outside the door wanting entry.
Silence's jumpsuit starts getting wet the moment he steps back into the common room.
The doorbell chimes again.
The sprinklers stop, retracting into the ceiling.
The glorious voice of Friend Computer is heard throughout the room.
Silence-O-105-2, it is regulations that all Alpha Complex Infrared Defense agents be properly attired for their current activities. Not only is your current jumpsuit soaking wet, you are not wearing appropriate attire for this dully licensed entertainment event. You are assigned one treason star.
At the door is a woman dressed in a black jumpsuit and a hat with a logo showing a steaming cup on a set of wheels. She opens her wide, looking Kcin over. "Near-Caf Delivery Service." she says, holding out a cardboard tray with six styrofoam containers of a hot beverage which tastes almost but not completely unlike coffee. "That'll be eighteen credits."
She glances down. "I don't think I'll have to be asking for a tip."
WOLF lightly taps LANIUS on the face.
"Wake up, we might get to shoot things soon, hun wake up. The wallpaper isn't even that strong." He then gives LANIUS a sharp slap across the face. "I don't want to have to take advantage of you."
Saint LaughterThe woman shrugs, sets the tray down carefully, then walks off whistling.
Atention, Trouble Shooters. This toga party has been declared over. Please change back into regular uniforms and report to briefing room 1071 in NCC sector for your new mission assignment.
Someone will need to roll two or more successes on a navigation check to lead the way. To roll a navigation check, add up 1 (the Friend Computer die) + your Brains + Your AC Knowledge and then roll that number of dice. Each die coming up 5 or 6 is a success. If the first die (the Friend Computer die) then wait for Friend Computer's attempt to 'help'.

"...Hm, If you think it could help. Although let's ask the red what he wants when he's in a more... Stable state."