WOLF drops to the floor and begins doing push-ups.
"Goodness mister ORANGE who knows what might have been in the luandry. Trouser mutants?"
Saint Laughter"You lot are only here because Kitty Gal-Y-ORE-2 wanted you here. When you screw-ups screw up... and you will screw up... Friend Computer will promote me to yellow! And then I will be in charge of this branch of the Alpha Complex Infrastructure Defense Force!" Needle takes the cup of beer, still with the extinguished cigar in it, and pours it down onto Wolf's back.
Needle-O-MYR examines the paperwork. It appears totally legit.
He snarls and throws the papers down to the ground. "Fine. You little... peons... have your little party! Meanwhile, I'm going back to Alpha Squadron, where we know the meaning of a little thing called discipline and self respect!"
Lanius throws a slice of pizza with ((1 + Violence(3) + Melee(3) = 7 dice
)) extreme accuracy at Needle's back, just as he turns. He yelps and spins around. "Who threw that?" he demands, his voice high and squeaky.
"Attention, Needle-O-MYR-3". The music stops, replaced on the PA system by the warm, maternal tones of friend computer. "I have heard a report that you are unhappy. Is this true?"
"No, Friend Computer!" Needle stammers. "I am extraordinarily happy!" He smiles a large, sickly grin. "I am just spending time with my good friends and fellow A.C.I.D. agents."
"Frrriend Computer, I would like to rrreporrrt trrreason on the parrrt of Needle-O-MYRRR-3! He's not happy at all!" Lanius appears to be sobering up. Not entirely, though, given that he rolled his r's.
edited 3rd May '15 8:00:47 PM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert"It's true Friend Computer. He's quite happy. We're all in a good mood! Our party that has been requisitioned properly is running fine. I'd invite you to join us if you weren't so busy keeping lovely Alpha Complex running. Praise to you Friend Computer!"
Silence thankful he isn't wearing his mask for once shoots Needle a look that says "You're welcome".
edited 3rd May '15 8:03:13 PM by EchoingSilence
TESLAA snickers at needle and stumbles toward him, "Hey! That's our pizza! You didn't sign the correct form for borrowing another citizens requisitioned pizza!" She complains, attempting to pry the article off his back then realising he is facing them and falls directly onto the bastard, "Oof! I thought your belly looked better padded!" She giggled, slipping onto the floor.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”"I am extremely happy!" Needle insists, trying to extracate himself from a fellow and extremely drunked orange citizen. "All is well. All is well!"
Needle-O-MYR-3, it is regulations that all Alpha Complex Infrared Defense agents be properly attired for their current activities. Not only is your current jumpsuit stained, you are not wearing appropriate attire for this dully licensed entertainment event. You are assigned one treason star.
Needle grits his teeth, grimacing in a way that might be mistaken for a smile. "Thank you, Friend Computer."
Kcin was just sitting in the corner, staring at the madness that unfolds before his very eyes. One of them had to NOT get incredibly stuped, and at that, someone who could break up and make fights.
Kcin was that person. Luckily everyone had managed to see their little "Comrade" off, but that wouldn't be the last of him. For sure. Oh well, the newly promoted orange just continued staring in silence at the party. Sigh... This is so out of character.
TESLAA was, in retrospect, acting extremely out of character. Or, alternatively, the relaxing effects of the alcohol were hinting, if not screaming violently and messily, at her true nature. Nevertheless, she really needed to sober up but was unfortunately too plastered to try. TESLAA stumbled over to Kcin and grabbed his wrists, "Come on, kid! We're alive and we 'ave all the soylent pizzzzza we could requissssition!" She urged with a slight slur, "Party with usss!"
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”TESLAA fell backwards with a yelp followed by a grunt as she hit the floor, "Oi! All I wanted was a dance!" She mumbled from the floor, "Agh, too drunk to stand... Computer, can I have a sobriety aid?"
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”

Needle-O-MYR-3 glares at the wooden figure of Yotsuba, then glares at Wolf and Gavin. "You two are a disgrace! Drop and give me fifty push-ups! Right now!"
Needle takes the cigar from Yotsuba's mouth and drops the lit end in someone's glass, extinguishing the flame. "Alpha squad is the finest team of infrastructure defending agents Alpha Complex has ever seen! Just last week, we were selected to find out why the Laundry and Morale department has been applying excess starch in the yellow citizen's underwear! Who knows what have happened if we hadn't tracked down the culprits?"
edited 3rd May '15 7:40:59 PM by Nodrog