TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

Paranoia RPG - A.C.I.D. Trip

Go To

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#26: May 3rd 2015 at 7:39:58 PM

Needle-O-MYR-3 glares at the wooden figure of Yotsuba, then glares at Wolf and Gavin. "You two are a disgrace! Drop and give me fifty push-ups! Right now!"

Needle takes the cigar from Yotsuba's mouth and drops the lit end in someone's glass, extinguishing the flame. "Alpha squad is the finest team of infrastructure defending agents Alpha Complex has ever seen! Just last week, we were selected to find out why the Laundry and Morale department has been applying excess starch in the yellow citizen's underwear! Who knows what have happened if we hadn't tracked down the culprits?"

edited 3rd May '15 7:40:59 PM by Nodrog

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
poisonpenpal
#27: May 3rd 2015 at 7:41:47 PM

WOLF drops to the floor and begins doing push-ups.

"Goodness mister ORANGE who knows what might have been in the luandry. Trouser mutants?"

Saint Laughter
Lifeline Never be Severed Since: Jun, 2012
Never be Severed
#28: May 3rd 2015 at 7:46:36 PM

Not daring speak lest something other then words come out, Gavin proceeded to begin push-ups as ordered, making an unpleasant gurgling noise as he did so.

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#29: May 3rd 2015 at 7:47:38 PM

"The underwear would have chafed? It's not like it would affect morale. Happiness is mandatory and I went over the paperwork, this toga party is fully licensed and cleared to go."

Roll Bureaucracy to display convincing paperwork.

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#30: May 3rd 2015 at 7:47:56 PM

"You lot are only here because Kitty Gal-Y-ORE-2 wanted you here. When you screw-ups screw up... and you will screw up... Friend Computer will promote me to yellow! And then I will be in charge of this branch of the Alpha Complex Infrastructure Defense Force!" Needle takes the cup of beer, still with the extinguished cigar in it, and pours it down onto Wolf's back.

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
poisonpenpal
#31: May 3rd 2015 at 7:48:55 PM

"Mmm, refreshing! Please sir, may I have another?"

Saint Laughter
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#32: May 3rd 2015 at 7:49:21 PM

Lanius grabs a piece of pizza and chucks it at Needle.

(Roll Melee, I assume)

edited 3rd May '15 7:49:29 PM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#33: May 3rd 2015 at 7:50:36 PM

"Look. Needle, you clearly have a lot of stress and anger in you. It seems you failed the most basic of Friend Computer's basic orders."

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#34: May 3rd 2015 at 7:52:16 PM

Needle-O-MYR examines the paperwork. It appears totally legit. He snarls and throws the papers down to the ground. "Fine. You little... peons... have your little party! Meanwhile, I'm going back to Alpha Squadron, where we know the meaning of a little thing called discipline and self respect!"

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#35: May 3rd 2015 at 7:58:05 PM

Lanius throws a slice of pizza with ((1 + Violence(3) + Melee(3) = 7 dice)) extreme accuracy at Needle's back, just as he turns. He yelps and spins around. "Who threw that?" he demands, his voice high and squeaky.

"Attention, Needle-O-MYR-3". The music stops, replaced on the PA system by the warm, maternal tones of friend computer. "I have heard a report that you are unhappy. Is this true?"

"No, Friend Computer!" Needle stammers. "I am extraordinarily happy!" He smiles a large, sickly grin. "I am just spending time with my good friends and fellow A.C.I.D. agents."

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#36: May 3rd 2015 at 8:00:26 PM

"Frrriend Computer, I would like to rrreporrrt trrreason on the parrrt of Needle-O-MYRRR-3! He's not happy at all!" Lanius appears to be sobering up. Not entirely, though, given that he rolled his r's.

edited 3rd May '15 8:00:47 PM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#37: May 3rd 2015 at 8:02:00 PM

"It's true Friend Computer. He's quite happy. We're all in a good mood! Our party that has been requisitioned properly is running fine. I'd invite you to join us if you weren't so busy keeping lovely Alpha Complex running. Praise to you Friend Computer!"

Silence thankful he isn't wearing his mask for once shoots Needle a look that says "You're welcome".

edited 3rd May '15 8:03:13 PM by EchoingSilence

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
poisonpenpal
#38: May 3rd 2015 at 8:06:26 PM

"We should offer him a plant to take with him or something."

Saint Laughter
Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#39: May 3rd 2015 at 8:08:06 PM

TESLAA snickers at needle and stumbles toward him, "Hey! That's our pizza! You didn't sign the correct form for borrowing another citizens requisitioned pizza!" She complains, attempting to pry the article off his back then realising he is facing them and falls directly onto the bastard, "Oof! I thought your belly looked better padded!" She giggled, slipping onto the floor.

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#40: May 3rd 2015 at 8:12:07 PM

"I am extremely happy!" Needle insists, trying to extracate himself from a fellow and extremely drunked orange citizen. "All is well. All is well!"

Needle-O-MYR-3, it is regulations that all Alpha Complex Infrared Defense agents be properly attired for their current activities. Not only is your current jumpsuit stained, you are not wearing appropriate attire for this dully licensed entertainment event. You are assigned one treason star.

Needle grits his teeth, grimacing in a way that might be mistaken for a smile. "Thank you, Friend Computer."

Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#41: May 3rd 2015 at 8:15:05 PM

"Cheers Friend Computer!" TESLAA added, crawling her way to a wall and getting herself off the ground.

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#42: May 3rd 2015 at 11:47:19 PM

Needle-O-MYR-3 stomps off, gritting his teeth as the treason star floats above his head.

Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#43: May 4th 2015 at 3:01:39 AM

Kcin was just sitting in the corner, staring at the madness that unfolds before his very eyes. One of them had to NOT get incredibly stuped, and at that, someone who could break up and make fights.

Kcin was that person. Luckily everyone had managed to see their little "Comrade" off, but that wouldn't be the last of him. For sure. Oh well, the newly promoted orange just continued staring in silence at the party. Sigh... This is so out of character.

Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#44: May 4th 2015 at 3:14:56 AM

TESLAA was, in retrospect, acting extremely out of character. Or, alternatively, the relaxing effects of the alcohol were hinting, if not screaming violently and messily, at her true nature. Nevertheless, she really needed to sober up but was unfortunately too plastered to try. TESLAA stumbled over to Kcin and grabbed his wrists, "Come on, kid! We're alive and we 'ave all the soylent pizzzzza we could requissssition!" She urged with a slight slur, "Party with usss!"

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#45: May 4th 2015 at 3:18:40 AM

"No. I'm fine without it, go back to partying." He replied to tess, shoving her away and back to the crowd.

Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#46: May 4th 2015 at 3:22:33 AM

TESLAA fell backwards with a yelp followed by a grunt as she hit the floor, "Oi! All I wanted was a dance!" She mumbled from the floor, "Agh, too drunk to stand... Computer, can I have a sobriety aid?"

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#47: May 4th 2015 at 3:37:04 AM

Silence rolled his eyes. This is what alcohol did to people in large amounts.

And no doubt soon they would be called for a task.

Lifeline Never be Severed Since: Jun, 2012
Never be Severed
#48: May 4th 2015 at 4:22:59 AM

Finishing the push-ups, with the last of his strength Gavin flipped himself over belly-up, hyperventilating. Still, he had enough of his mind back to give Silence a thumbs up. At least he thought it was Silence, he couldn't quite lift his head up to check.

Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#49: May 4th 2015 at 4:29:59 AM

"I'm suprised we got this new rookie," Kcin started, "since we don't really know what he can do. Then again you guys got me earlier..." The orange walks over to Gavin and helps him up. "...Once you're sobered up we're going to practise. You need some muscle."

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#50: May 4th 2015 at 4:41:44 AM

"Ooh! Blackjack could help just fine with that!" Silence adds pleased at the prospect.

"Of course I am not the physical type so I'll leave that to your judgment Kcin."


Total posts: 396
Top