Silence stands up and exits his room, a screwdriver in hand a pen in his mouth, he has been busy crunching numbers and papers to see about requisitioning weapon upgrades for his new Jackbot.
Blackjack however seems to be just fine as the new bartender, so he shrugs and answers the door.
"Hello, how can we help?"
At the front door is an infrared citizen, wearing a black jumpsuit and a baseball cap bearing a logo that consists of a picture of the Friend Computer symbol with a triangular wedge removed. "Hi!" he says. "Friend Pizza Delivery Service. I have an order for three large pizzas, and a personal Habanero Jalapeno specialty pizza for a Mister... Yotsuba?" He checks the order slip, then shrugs. "Whatever... that'll be twenty five expenditure points, please."
Lanius lounges bonelessly on a chair, giggling and pretty much dead to the world. He had managed to discover more of the hallucinogenic wallpaper from WNK Sector, but had thus far avoided turning himself into a golden goose.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor HebertGavin was honored and joyous to be chosen for this task, thus he had gone into this celebration with gusto. He wasn't sure exactly what this "alcohol" was, but it was great! Still, it also made him very happy to sit down, head swaying slightly as he slurredly asked the gnome what it was like to be Orange. Truly they were a wise citizen of few words.
edited 3rd May '15 3:43:13 PM by Lifeline
TESLAA-O-COI-2 was really getting into the spirit of their celebrations, a sanctioned novelty hat in one hand and a can of Legalized Alcoholic Gastrointestinal Evacuation Regulator (AKA L.A.G.E.R). This particular can was triple strength as indicated by the multitude of X's and health warnings on the side. "SILENCE! Is that the pizza-dude!?" She called over the music, clearly stonkered but happy, "Is he gonna start stripping or what?" Unfortunately she was a bit confused about the nature of the man hired to deliver pizza. Or she was just optimistic.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”WOLF walks in and hurls his can of LAGER at the delivery guy. He then puts an arm around LANIUS.
"YEAH kill the pizza guy! Wait, she said 'strip' he he he my bad go ahead pizza dude."
WOLF then suddenly thinks and says, "Hey quit hogging the wallpaper! I never even got any!"
edited 3rd May '15 6:15:52 PM by WolfAmongGods
Saint Laughter"Aww hell no!" WOLF tackle-pounces LANIUS and tries to wrestle a piece of wallpaper from him.
edited 3rd May '15 7:01:09 PM by WolfAmongGods
Saint Laughter"Ha ha ha! YES! T Hat!... wasn't very rewarding oh well." WOLF then starts munching on the wallpaper.
"I doubt this is strong enough. In the reeducation camp they had this awful stuff that tasted like yellow and green. Sick stuff."
Saint LaughterGavin giggled at the violence going on. 'I'm glad we don't fight like that.' He gives the gnome a pat on the head. 'I-I''ll get you some pizza.' Of course, that required the herculean task of actually getting up. The first try ended with him stumbling back to the floor, muffled giggling could still be heard.
edited 3rd May '15 7:08:34 PM by Lifeline
A man wearing an orange jumpsuit and a shiny metal helmet enters the common room. He looks around, sneering. According to the HUD chip you each have in your brains, this is Needle-O-MYR-3. "So, this is how Delta Squad prepares for a mission, is it? I'm glad to say that we in Alpha Squad never go around licking wallpaper and drinking in order to get stupid."
Well, you guys don't need drinks to get stupid - reeal advantageous, that." TESLAA chuckled, trying to sober herself up enough to pick Gavin off the floor and ended up leaning him on Yotsuba, "Sorry buddy - you mind holding him?"
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”Needle-O-MYR-3 glares, his face getting flushed red. "That's not what I meant at all. Delta squad is a disgrace to the entire Alpha Complex Infrastructure Defense Force! I don't know why Friend Computer decanted any of you all, much less that guy!" he points at Wolf-R-Wag-7, then marches over to Gavin-R-Had-1. "On your feet! Aren't reds taught any more to stand in the presence of a superior officer?!?"
WOLF hops to his feet and does an exxageratted salute.
"Yes sir! Righty-o good sir of course mister ORANGE there but you'll have to take it up wiht my superior." WOLF points towards Yotsuba.
Saint LaughterUpon hearing the sound of a superior officer asking for attention Gavin shot up, saluting automatically. 'Sorrrry sir! It won't haaappen again.' His face a shade of green far above his security clearance. and he couldn't help but sway slightly. If he was sober, he probably would have been disgusted with himself.
edited 3rd May '15 7:40:26 PM by Lifeline

Alpha Complex Infrastructure Defense: The list of heroes who have worked for this vital segment of Alpha Complex is too long to go into now. These are the brave men, women, and droids who ensure that the evil terrorists, communists, and mutants never manage to destroy the physical resources we, the loyal citizens of Alpha Complex, depend on for our very survival and happiness.
You few, you lucky few, are the latest members to join this special group. To celebrate, you have chosen to honor this occasion in the way of your ancestors: By wrapping a bed sheet around your otherwise naked body, injesting massive quantities of alcoholic beverages, and listening to prerecorded series of tones mixed with the sound of rhythmic chanting.
Your toga party is taking place in your quarters. The quarters are a suite of mixed color rooms: A red color living room, bathroom, and bedroom with two sets of bunk beds, and three orange bedrooms. Each orange bedroom features two beds and a desk the occupants can use as a work area for private projects. Red citizens are expected to use the living room for any projects, where the red's orange level superiors can freely comment on the many mistakes the red citizens will obviously be making.
Blackjack, a humanoid robot specially rebuilt by one of the team members, is standing behind the bar. He is wrapped in a red bedsheet, wearing a red bowtie, and is busy mixing drinks.
Propped on a table near the door is Yotsuba, a painted wooden lawn gnome that shows some signs of having been exposed to fire sometime in the past. An orange towel has been wrapped around it in Toga fashion and a lit cigar is firmly clenched in its wooden teeth. Over the sound of the loud music, you can hear a doorbell chime, indicating someone is waiting outside your front door.
edited 3rd May '15 12:49:29 PM by Nodrog