Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Go for the champion spot, seriously. The actual champion is kind of a joke.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!to conquer the world you need to study up on history, I reccomend reading the Art of war by Sun Tzu and then after your done reading that, get yourself the most recent copy of enclopedia britannica and buy every book cited as a source for the articles on any war from 1900-2024 read carefully, as you will see patterns as to what strategys worked and what ones did not
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"...stop being xenophobic? question mark? i guess?
Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?Maybe try to keep in touch with Lydia platonically, you two make a cool pair (movie versions in particular, I know they're best buddies in the cartoon).
When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.Maybe try not to let the dumb punks at Crystal Lake aggravate you so much. They're just as afraid of you(okay way more) as you are of them, and killing them will just bring more attention to your home.
When approaching Aquatic Pokemon or other local wildlife, please be mindful and cautious. They can seriously hurt you if aggravated, so keep your Pokemon close for protection.
In case you're confused, this is Tim Barnett from The Midnight Library.
All witches, all skeletons, all jack O Lanterns, gather round your TV set, put on your masks, and watch...watch the magic pumpkin, Watch...Don't be afraid to think outside of your typical evil thoughts.
When Dracula's Curse is manageable through grand melodies.

Please remember to stay cute and work together!
Wherefore comest thou here?