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Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:

Adserver, get a job!

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#101: Jul 27th 2015 at 6:46:49 PM

Get back to WORK!

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#102: Jul 27th 2015 at 6:48:02 PM

Try making yourself look cuter. That way, people'll trust you more, which means that they'll let you be closer to them, which means that you can KILL THEM ALL.

[down]She'd probably follow that advice.

edited 27th Jul '15 6:50:36 PM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#103: Jul 27th 2015 at 6:49:09 PM

Have sex with me.wink

"We be we baby!"
Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#105: Jul 27th 2015 at 6:54:45 PM

To Bruce: Get some herbal tea.

To Hulk: Work on your grammar skills and Hulk-kus.

The legend has returned.
Laithelryn Since: Mar, 2015
#106: Jul 30th 2015 at 7:54:23 PM

Have your teeth for decay regularly, you seem to make great use of them.

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#107: Aug 25th 2015 at 1:37:04 AM

The tips of your ears are poking out from behind your hair. You may want to rectify this.

Obvious bump is obvious

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#108: Aug 25th 2015 at 2:48:58 AM

Use your portal gun to break out. The back-up one.

"We be we baby!"
Eldrake Since: Oct, 2009
#109: Aug 25th 2015 at 6:41:26 AM

If you hold the glass ball like that, it's bound to slip off from your hand and shatter. You may want to hold it in a more safe way.

edited 25th Aug '15 6:41:43 AM by Eldrake

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#110: Aug 26th 2015 at 8:02:11 PM

Try to learn how to camouflage yourself. Otherwise people will go after you.

The legend has returned.
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#111: Aug 26th 2015 at 8:04:31 PM

Stop giving people the creeper face. You'll make no friends.

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#112: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:06:41 AM

Clean the mushrooms out of your hair. Gross, man

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#113: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:13:17 AM

Attend an AA meeting sometime.

Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#114: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:34:36 AM

Your face is going to freeze like that.

trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#115: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:55:39 AM

Get used to people saying "what the fuck are you?" every time they see you.

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#116: Aug 27th 2015 at 7:39:27 AM

Learn to work with people.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
DarknessAwaits Since: Jul, 2014
#117: Aug 27th 2015 at 7:56:51 AM

Stop using all that makeup to cover the aging!

NervousShark Since: Mar, 2015
#118: Aug 27th 2015 at 3:28:49 PM

Use more color in your outfit, all that black doesn't suit you.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#119: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:03:25 PM

...Try figuring out a way to magnetically toss grenades away from you. Particularly those ones that can disable cyborgs. And for fucks sake get better head protection!

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#120: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:08:46 PM

Practice your sword skills.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
DeisTheAlcano Bored Witch Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Bored Witch
#121: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:12:30 PM

For fuck's sake, don't attack Earth. You should know this by now.

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#122: Aug 27th 2015 at 4:22:42 PM

Don't listen to the voices in your head.

"We be we baby!"
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#124: Aug 29th 2015 at 6:00:00 AM

If you continue to be so openly hostile to your customers, you won't sell many books. What do you mean, "That's the point"??

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#125: Aug 29th 2015 at 6:17:51 AM

Give Morty the credit he deserves. Sure, he ain't Einstein, but he has a certain emotional intelligence that you lack, Rick.


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