Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Try making yourself look cuter. That way, people'll trust you more, which means that they'll let you be closer to them, which means that you can KILL THEM ALL.
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She'd probably follow that advice.
edited 27th Jul '15 6:50:36 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Absolute Madman
Have sex with me.
Jer gets all the girls
Try getting some work done, geez
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The King Without a Kingdom
To Bruce: Get some herbal tea.
To Hulk: Work on your grammar skills and Hulk-kus.
It's been 3000 years…
Have your teeth for decay regularly, you seem to make great use of them.
Jer gets all the girls
The tips of your ears are poking out from behind your hair. You may want to rectify this.
Obvious bump is obvious
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Absolute Madman
Use your portal gun to break out. The back-up one.
"We be we baby!"
If you hold the glass ball like that, it's bound to slip off from your hand and shatter. You may want to hold it in a more safe way.
edited 25th Aug '15 6:41:43 AM by Eldrake
The King Without a Kingdom
Try to learn how to camouflage yourself. Otherwise people will go after you.
It's been 3000 years…
"Team Ken, baby"
Stop giving people the creeper face. You'll make no friends.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Jer gets all the girls
Clean the mushrooms out of your hair. Gross, man
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Attend an AA meeting sometime.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Your face is going to freeze like that.
"Team Ken, baby"
Get used to people saying "what the fuck are you?" every time they see you.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
The man behind the slaughter
Learn to work with people.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Stop using all that makeup to cover the aging!
Still my fave
Use more color in your outfit, all that black doesn't suit you.
Fangs of the relentless thousand
...Try figuring out a way to magnetically toss grenades away from you. Particularly those ones that can disable cyborgs. And for fucks sake get better head protection!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The man behind the slaughter
Practice your sword skills.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
For fuck's sake, don't attack Earth. You should know this by now.
The Absolute Madman
Don't listen to the voices in your head.
"We be we baby!"
"Team Ken, baby"
Calm down, Johnny.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Jer gets all the girls
If you continue to be so openly hostile to your customers, you won't sell many books. What do you mean, "That's the point"??
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
"Team Ken, baby"
Give Morty the credit he deserves. Sure, he ain't Einstein, but he has a certain emotional intelligence that you lack, Rick.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Get back to WORK!