Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Not an evil Thievul
Have you ever thought about putting your portals where they won't get busted, Green Dorito Girl Peridot?
edited 22nd Jul '15 10:19:33 AM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Jer gets all the girls
Watch out for humans holding metal balls. They want to catch you!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Go to therapy?
My AO3. Results may vary
Might wanna get outside a bit. You need some sun.
Worry
Look less evil.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
The Absolute Madman
Get serious about your job. Also, you'll meet A Saiyan and his crew. Just surrender to them.
"We be we baby!"
The King Without a Kingdom
Don't be a douche to your former lover or the dude she's going out with. It won't end well.
It's been 3000 years…
You gotta work on your people skills, BUCKO!
The Absolute Madman
Cartoons will thrive, man. And they will make millions in the future, especially in Japan. Also, take a step to your left. There will definitely be NO DIP THERE.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
When lights shine on you, freeze perfectly still. Only move in the Dark.
You need a washdown. NOW!
Jer gets all the girls
Use your truck abilities for good, man. The guys you're with are psychos
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
A little advice....the best away of getting rid of bodies is throwing them in acid so they dissolve into nothingness
If that eye does what I think it does, avoid looking at the beings that you happen to love.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Worry
Be Careful of your partners.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
The King Without a Kingdom
Get cybernetic implants then die and resurrect so you can fulfill your destiny.
It's been 3000 years…
Jer gets all the girls
You're going after the wrong people
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Get some food so you don't go hungry....
The King Without a Kingdom
Eat some birdseed.
It's been 3000 years…
Next time the door gets closed in your face, just hide under the camera and wait a minute.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Stop trying to bang everyone.
edited 27th Jul '15 6:05:32 PM by IchigoMontoya
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Avoid arrows. You'll thank me later.
The King Without a Kingdom
I'd just bum-rush the kid, flashlight or not.
It's been 3000 years…
The Absolute Madman
There's a guy in the security office. Go say hi.
"We be we baby!"
Get that thirst in check, girl