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Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:

Adserver, get a job!

Bleddyn Since: Feb, 2014
#251: Oct 14th 2015 at 3:53:58 PM

Stop encouraging puppets to eat eachother

trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#252: Oct 14th 2015 at 3:54:55 PM

Take your mask off inside. It's the polite thing to do.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#253: Oct 14th 2015 at 3:56:25 PM

...Your hairstyle is atrocious.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Stolen_Moment need bigger friends from jej Since: Sep, 2015
need bigger friends
#254: Oct 15th 2015 at 2:43:39 AM

Consider a style that doesn't come off as slightly edgy.

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#255: Oct 16th 2015 at 6:19:57 PM

Get those eyes checked out, mate.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#256: Oct 16th 2015 at 8:51:02 PM

Get a room already.

"We be we baby!"
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#257: Oct 16th 2015 at 8:58:43 PM

Add some inflection to your voice, buddy.

powerpuffbats The crabby fussbudget Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The crabby fussbudget
#258: Oct 16th 2015 at 9:05:29 PM

Improve your singing

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
Bleddyn Since: Feb, 2014
#259: Oct 16th 2015 at 9:53:39 PM

Avoid anything with you two tagged under it. You could avoid a lot of the need for Brain Bleach that way

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#260: Oct 16th 2015 at 9:54:29 PM

...Cool mask. Just make sure to check on wikipedia which countries have anti-masking laws. Wouldn't want you getting arrested, now, would we?

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#261: Oct 17th 2015 at 7:58:59 AM

Wear more clothing, the higher you go the more cold it gets.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#262: Oct 17th 2015 at 4:53:06 PM

Whatever you two did that made you get that way...don't ever do it again if you live through that.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#263: Oct 17th 2015 at 4:58:22 PM

Don't judge all humans based on the actions of few.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#265: Oct 18th 2015 at 2:51:03 PM

Drink less.

"We be we baby!"
KingFeraligatr King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master, from why would I tell you where I live? Since: Apr, 2015
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
#266: Oct 19th 2015 at 11:16:34 PM

Apparently you're a bounty hunter. Take my advice an don't work those in power. They're all dirty.

Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#267: Oct 20th 2015 at 4:18:58 AM

Being a little more merciful keeps you in business.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#268: Oct 20th 2015 at 4:29:25 AM

Read the instruction manual before you date a robot.

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#269: Oct 20th 2015 at 4:37:34 AM

Get out of that bush. Sticks will scratch you, and green ants will crawl up your sleeves and bite you a lot.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
Piando 18's Glomp OF DOOM Since: Jun, 2015
18's Glomp OF DOOM
#270: Oct 20th 2015 at 12:03:36 PM

If you really want to swindle them, use magical candy.

I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..
Stolen_Moment need bigger friends from jej Since: Sep, 2015
need bigger friends
#271: Oct 20th 2015 at 12:04:37 PM

Consider counseling and adoption

Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#273: Oct 20th 2015 at 5:10:06 PM

You are too abstract for most humans to comprehend. Please look into shape shifting.

[down]Unlike my last avatar, Mike and Albert are not alcoholics.

edited 20th Oct '15 5:24:56 PM by trashconverters

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#275: Oct 20th 2015 at 5:13:16 PM

...I've always found that particularly large hardcover books make for excellent bludgeoning tools in the event that someone's being an ass.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

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