Throw something at the next poster!

I use an vacuum cleaner to suck up the chaos.

I fire my laser at the next poster.

edited 11th Apr '15 2:59:49 PM by The_Mattias

I counter with a laser of my own.

TNP is thrown at the point where the lasers meet. In Soviet Russia...

I absorb both of the lasers, giving an Awesome Face the whole time.

I shoot a Disguised Rick Astley at the next poster.

edited 11th Apr '15 3:35:43 PM by The_Mattias

-checks the link and avoids opening it. Yes, I know the Rick Astley vid's youtube URL-

-throws a water balloon at TNP-

-takes the balloon for the team-

-throws a Lego in front of TNP-

(catches it)

(throws the Golden Snitch at TNP)

(catches it, but it escapes)

Master Ball, go!

-Blocks the ball- "Don't be a thief"

I throw a house at the next poster.

edited 12th Apr '15 6:58:46 AM by Blackie

(vaporizes it) I already have one!

(throws my vaporizing gun at TNP)

-Catches it, and shoots you-

-Throws a throwing axe at TNP-

I stop it midair using The Force.

I throw a Bob-Omb at the next poster.

edited 12th Apr '15 9:50:03 AM by The_Mattias

(jumps in the cannon to avoid it)

I aim the cannon at the next poster and fire out myself.

I put up a thick wall of foam.

I then throw a water bomb at TNP.

I raise a surfboard shield to block the water balloon.

I then throw a radioactive banana at TNP.

Nothing happens, as that was just an ordinary banana, which is a (slightly) radioactive object on its own.

I throw a mastercraft copper gauntlet with a copper image of a screaming horse engraved on it at the next troper.

...I love it?

I throw a mole of marshmallows.

I enlist the help of the entire human race to eat all of the marshmallows as quickly as possible. No bathroom breaks.

I toss a crumpled-up sheet of paper at the next poster.

The paper splits over my ☼Adamantine Battleaxe☼.

I throw the axe at the next poster.

???

edited 14th Apr '15 4:38:02 PM by The_Mattias

A rose

*puts the rose in a vase*

*throws chocolate covered peanuts*

I let the peanuts hit the ground.

I throw a fedora to the next poster.

I catch the fedora, and wear it like a badass.

I throw an explosive badger at the next poster.

...this is a Trilby.

*grabs the badger in a hug and puts him down before he can react*

*Throws bun at the next poster*

edited 14th Apr '15 4:55:10 PM by Bisected8

I catch in, and make a hot dog

I throw a

-ducks- Dang ninjas.

-throws a Molotov Cocktail-