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-blocks with laptop, which gets dragged away from me. Aww....-
-throws a watermelon at TNP-
-attempts to pull a Raiden, but fails and is knocked in the gut by the fruit-
As I fall over, a Kindle Fire flies out of my bag and toward the next poster.
-shoots a Stand Arrow at the next person.-
-matrix dodges the arrow.-
-throws the interwebs at tnp-
*Is crushed under a stack of computers weighing about as much as an oil tanker*
Throws a shipgirl at the next poster.
*Time pauses. An explanation on how heavy Shipgirls are is briefly given. Time unpauses. I get bowled over.*
*Stands back up, reconstructs myself, then hurls Enragement Child at TNP*
-gets Mangle to blow up BB's Enragement Child's head-
-throws a needle in a haystack at TNP-
I wouldn't want to search for that needle. It might prick me.
(throws a pony plushie at TNP)
Which one—OMIGOSH TWILIGHT! Now I shipeth thee with Pikachu!
I throw a brick.
(gets a severe head concussion and is rushed to the hospital)
(throws a javelin at TNP)
-Frantically dives out of the way- What the hell?!
-Throws a high quality chocolate at the next poster-
[catches it in mouth]
Delicious! Five stars!
[throws a stream of kunai at the next poster]
(dodges like a ninja)
(throws a Poké ball at TNP)
-Is smacked in the back of the head, does a slow turn and gives a displeased look-
-Throws a rubber ball with a slight coating of glue at TNP-
...it's stuck in my hair. -_-
[throws paper aeroplane at next troper]
-catches it and writes something on it-
-throws a boulder at TNP-
(splat) I'm okay!
(throws crystals at TNP)
Ooh, shin- AAH SHARP
[throws facehugger at the next poster]
I bat the facehugger to space with my crowbar.
I toss an ☼Adamantine Menacing Spike☼ at the next poster.
I catch the handle and toss it to the next poster.
Not sure if spikes have handles, but okay.
I block the spike with a big rock.
I then proceed to throw a potato grenade at the next poster.
It explodes and I am covered in potatoes.
I throw my left shoe at TNP.
I block the left shoe with my rocket badger.
I then proceed to launch the rocket badger at the next poster.
(is eaten, with honey on the side)
I throw the "Throw something at the next poster!" game at the next poster.
I get sucked into the digital world.
Me, the internet, all of tvtropes, and a dragon is thrown at TNP.
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