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Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#51: Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:32:04 AM

Aaand No way in HELL that Kcin would just roll with that. He had barely enough time to brace his fists and quickly analyzed his opponent, intending of finding where he can KO Wolf the fastest.

ROLL = 1 + BRAINS (2) + MELEE (3) = 1 + 2 + 3 = 2, 6, 4, 4, 2, 1

edited 23rd Mar '15 11:12:00 AM by Nickpws

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#52: Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:01:52 AM

Wolf-O-WAG-2's attempt to intimidate Swp Kcin-R-RUA-1 1+Chutzpah(0)+Scare(0) fails miserably, so Wolf will now have to try to avoid the attack. If Wolf gets one or more success, he dodges Swp Kcin's hasty punch.

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
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#53: Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:23:29 AM

Violence - Duck. http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4803263/

Brains - Melee http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4803264/

WOLF barely barely manages to dodge being hit, then ducks down and makes a sweet sweepkick for SWPKCIN's legs.

Saint Laughter
Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#54: Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:32:42 AM

Swp Kcin uses quick thinking and his knowledge of the building, grabbing a chair and throwing it against Wolf's foot to block the attack. Then he moved around, trying to take this momentary confusion to launch a counterattack, namely a kick to the crotch.

ROLL DODGE = 1 + BRAINS (2) + AC KNOWLEDGE (2) = 4, 5, 6, 3, 6 ROLL ATTACK = 1 + VIOLENCE (1) + MELEE (3) = 5, 2, 5, 3, 2

edited 23rd Mar '15 11:32:57 AM by Nickpws

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#55: Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:33:27 AM

"Wolf... that's not what I meant... at all. I meant for you to grab him and pull him over here... but clearly he chose to step forward," Silence laments.

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
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#56: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:09:42 PM

Violence - Duck. http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4803275/ (6, 5, 3, 1, 5)

Violence - Psychology. http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4803278/ (6, 1, 2, 1, 6)

WOLF moves just enough so that the blow connects with his inner thigh rather than the intended target. He then jumps back and declares, "Ha! This one is fiesty... much more alive than some others I could mention offhandedly. I approve of this one." Using aggresive psychology, he extends his hand to shake. "Truce for now? I can't garuntee what I might do during or after briefing though." He smiles wide.

Saint Laughter
Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#57: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:15:52 PM

Feeling a bit tired from the fight, he decides not to fight the offer. "Yeah, sure. Truce." He extends his hand for the handshake, gazing over at the other oranges. "So aside from trying to beat the living HELL out of me, what is your actual reason for needing me? Because you," with the one free hand Swp pointed to Silence, "said something about grabbing me correct? I know I'm not supposed to use this tone against oranges, but little mister over here kind of ruined any mood I had."

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#58: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:18:46 PM

"Uuhh, you're welcome." WOLF said at the last of what SWP said.

edited 23rd Mar '15 12:19:00 PM by WolfAmongGods

Saint Laughter
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#59: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:27:35 PM

"I meant metaphorically. I apologize Wolf is a tough one to control, We rarely have any success getting him to do something in a non violent way."

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#60: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:29:20 PM

"Holy shit aren't we on a timer or something?"

Saint Laughter
Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#61: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:32:12 PM

"You needn't apologize, but uh... Now that I think of it," Yeah He'll have to lie for a bit. He doesn't exactly know this, but it's still better to prompt them. Now just to hope he didn't get it wrong... "Friend computer informed me I'm on your team for some sort of uh... Mission briefing, yeah? Shouldn't we get going?"

GM ROLLS. Stats used: 1 + CHUTZPATH + LIE

Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#62: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:34:47 PM

"Oh sweet , merciful soylent..." TESLAA muttered upon seeing the fight, not entirely surprised considering the instigator, "SILENCE - I suggest next time you be a tad more literal. Give me a minute and I'll remember where the briefing room is." The COI native attempts to remember a quick route to their destination.

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#63: Mar 23rd 2015 at 12:35:03 PM

"By Friend Computer yes we are!" Silence recalls, he stands up and starts walking "We better get moving!"

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
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#64: Mar 23rd 2015 at 3:53:06 PM

As everyone follows Teslaa to the briefing room, Lanius catches up with SwpKcin and says "Welcome to the team. I'm so sorry."

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#65: Mar 23rd 2015 at 4:11:25 PM

TESLAA uses her memory of the COI sector to lead the team to the briefing room.

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#66: Mar 23rd 2015 at 4:19:39 PM

Silence steps in and sits down, adjusting his hat, the chair feels softer and comfier than usual. Did Friend Computer replace the seats?

WolfAmongGods poisonpenpal from The Metta Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
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#67: Mar 23rd 2015 at 7:59:25 PM

WOLF pounces on a chair and spins rapidly. He flies off onto a heap on the floor.

"Damnable furniture!" He makes another leap at it and is spun off again. He stands up fuming and launches an assault o nthe chair. "It seems this chair is defective though. Or maybe it was designed to infuriate me, i nwhich case, this chair functions exactly as intended!"

edited 23rd Mar '15 7:59:59 PM by WolfAmongGods

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Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#68: Mar 23rd 2015 at 8:26:11 PM

Lanius has a good laugh at Wolf's expense, then holds the chair still. "Now try sitting down like a normal person."

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
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#69: Mar 23rd 2015 at 8:44:38 PM

"Ugh fine I'll do it the easy way or whatever..." WOLF rolls his eyes and sits down, cursing all of chairkind under his breath. Surely there was no way that cursing all chairs, present and future, will have any negative repercussion whatsoever.

Saint Laughter
Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#70: Mar 23rd 2015 at 10:26:45 PM

One wall of the room suddenly goes from its default red wallpaper image to a black screen, and then the eye-and-monitor symbol used to designate Friend Computer.

Greetings, trouble shooters. You have managed to arrive on time, for once. Wolf-O-WAG-2, are you aware that you actions in the dining room has resulted in the third food fight in that area this month cycle? This is above the Alpha Complex average of two food fights per dining area per month cycle and, as such, counts as treason.

In everyone's hud, a star appears above Wolf-O-Wag-2's head. Once Wolf-O-Wag-2 achieves five stars, anyone killing Wolf-O-Wag-2 will be awarded with 100 eXpenditure Points.

You have all been reassigned temporarily to the Alpha Complex Mail Expediters. You will be expected to deliver packages to various people and locations within Alpha Complex..

A slot in one wall hums and then spits out various jumpsuits, one red and the rest orange. All the jumpsuits have 'ACME' emblazoned on the front.

Your first delivery is to John D-O-COI-3 in COI sector, room 193. You have exactly one hour and five minutes.

From the slot emerges a brown box, about the size of a shoe box. The address is written on the front of the package, along with a label saying 'TO BE OPENED BY ADRESSEE ONLY. TIME CRITICAL MATERIALS'. Teslaa can hear a faint ticking noise coming from the box.

Do you have any questions before beginning your mission, trouble shooters?

edited 23rd Mar '15 11:50:03 PM by Nodrog

Nickpws Since: Dec, 2014
#71: Mar 23rd 2015 at 11:15:18 PM

...Kcin knows what that is. He's not going to fight it, though, because Friend computer is positively INSANE. "No objections here."

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#72: Mar 24th 2015 at 3:51:58 AM

"No questions Friend Computer. To question our great mission would be paramount to treason!" Silence responds in a cheerful tone, his mask now matching that tone in Expression.

Nodrog Since: Jul, 2009
#73: Mar 24th 2015 at 4:26:38 AM

Well said, Citizen Silence-0-105-2. You are hereby assigned as Team Leader. Citizen Swp Kcin-R-RUA-1 is hereby assigned as your personal temporary minion as well as the team's intern. If you both do well, I may choose to make him your permanent minion.

A mask, similar to Silence's but sized to fit Swp Kcin, emerges from the slot and drops on top of the cardboard package. Someone MIGHT want to move the cardboard package before anything else drops on it.

Wolf-O-WAG-2 is hereby designated as the Team's chaplain. If he wishes to say any prayers to bring down the benevolence of Friend Computer and the All - Mighty Spoon, he is reminded you now have one hour and three minutes to deliver your first package.

edited 24th Mar '15 4:33:23 AM by Nodrog

Lt.BGob The Fantabulous from The Merry Ol' Land of Oz Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Fantabulous
#74: Mar 24th 2015 at 4:54:32 AM

TESLAA felt oddly reassured to see a familiar treason star appear above WOLF's head - just like old times. Seeing the mask landing on the box she moved the package and, upon hearing the ticking, passed it to the RED intern, "Congratulations to you, and SILENCE, on your promotions - I believe you should hold onto this until you decide on a more sutiable carrier." She smiled curtly, thinking hard on a good route to the specified destination and remembers an excellently efficient route from their current location. "Glorious leader, I believe I know a suitablE PATH TO John-D-O."

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#75: Mar 24th 2015 at 5:03:56 AM

"Well Tessla, lead the way," Silence said, "Also please refrain from calling me glorius leader. I am still one of you and such titles are reserved for Friend Computer," his mask changed to a soft expression.

Silence turned to his new Red lackey, Kcin, he picked up the mask, fastened it onto Kcin's face and patted him on the head, "This way! Our navigator Tessla knows where to go!"


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