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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#1: Feb 17th 2015 at 2:47:36 AM

The bell rang, door's opened and thousands of shoe's hit the polished floor. It was time for the big break, to eat something in the cafeteria, read something in the library or just hang out outside on the school grounds. Dozens of teachers took a moment to breathe in ane enjoy the hour of peace they were about to receive.

Today's Menu: Vegan Pizza with Tofu Meat Substitute and Kale Smoothie.


Manu Pudique strode out of the math class, putting the aced test into her messenger back. Like always she was clothed like she used a fetish-bingo to choose what to wear, resulting in an interesting mix out of stockings, catholic schoolgirl and hot librarian.

Pulling her phone out of one stocking, she checked a reminder that had appeared on its screen and then made her way to the cafeteria, searching for her target.

edited 17th Feb '15 6:47:03 AM by 3of4

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KeiranGold from Drowning in Cat Fur Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
#2: Feb 17th 2015 at 11:46:15 AM

Is eating lunch in a science lab hygenic?...probably not.

Eh, I can eat at home later.

Annette tipped one vial of bright, glowing liquid tentatively over a larger beaker that wasn't bubbling over. Yet. Sunshine always looked so weird in it's physical form, almost like an awful sports drink. Except it was glowing. Which was a little weird for Sunny D.

One little drop of sunlight fell into the bottle, and Anne stood up straight with a relieved face. No explosion this time! Maybe things would go smoo—

BOOM

...

Anne found herself on the floor of the lab, a thin layer of strange, orange dust all over her face, hands, and the table the beaker was—er—had been on a moment ago. She coughed and removed her safety googles, rubbing some of the dust off of it, before putting them back on over her usual glasses.

"...g-great."

edited 17th Feb '15 11:46:38 AM by KeiranGold

math792d Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#3: Feb 17th 2015 at 12:03:28 PM

Sofie stared at the food before her with a look of great skepticism.

"If I wanted to start eating rabbit food I'd do it at home," she grumbled, letting her face impact with the desk.

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#4: Feb 17th 2015 at 12:07:43 PM

Manu entered the cafeteria, ignoring the loud explosion for now. Looking around she pointed her phone at Sofia.

"Hey, Ikea Girl. Have you seen a little dog somewhere around here?"

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#5: Feb 17th 2015 at 12:15:20 PM

Terry stepped into the cafeteria just in time to hear Manu mention a little dog. Hurm. Must investigate further. By which he meant find a table within earshot and eavesdrop like mad over a bag lunch.

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#6: Feb 17th 2015 at 12:49:22 PM

Sofie stiffened up when she heard someone she thought was addressing her. Especially since they'd used the magic word.

"I'm sorry, but what did you just call me?"

Still not embarrassing enough to stan billionaires or tech companies.
3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#7: Feb 17th 2015 at 12:54:21 PM

"Sorry, didn't catch your name before and I figured it was probably something in the IKEA catalogue anyway. Have you seen the dog?" Manu asked, with a smile that mixed indifference and fake innocence.

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#8: Feb 17th 2015 at 1:18:48 PM

Nadya and Anfisa were heading towards the cafeteria, hand in hand, when they hear an explosion from the science lab. The two look at each other, giggle, and start to run towards the explosion, Nadya pulling Mjolnir out of her backpack as they run. They throw open the door to the lab, and, in unison, say, with excited grins on their faces, "What blew up?"

KeiranGold from Drowning in Cat Fur Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
#9: Feb 17th 2015 at 3:43:01 PM

Annette wobbled to her feet and started collecting some of the orange dust into her palm, just in time for a pair of freshmen girls to pop in. She grimaced a greeting. "Would you b-believe I was m-making a tanning l-lotion with literal sunlight in it? Turns out, it isn't a-as easy as it sounds." She held up a handful of the dust for them to see, then dumped it into the nearby trash and tried to dust off the rest of it off her skin.

"Don't suppose you t-two girls would h-have any ideas for a b-better pet project? Th-this one is kind of l-lame," and she was bored enough to try just about anything.

edited 17th Feb '15 3:43:34 PM by KeiranGold

deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#10: Feb 17th 2015 at 4:01:23 PM

Nadya and Anfisa look to each other and shrug. Anfisa says, "To be honest, we don't care what you're trying to make. We just came for the explosions."

At the question, Nadya smiles, "You should totally give me, like, lightning powder, or something, so I can summon lightning with my magic hammer!" She shows of Mjolnir with a grin.

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#11: Feb 18th 2015 at 5:10:00 AM

"IKEA is Swedish. I'm a Dane. And no, I haven't seen your dog."

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3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#12: Feb 18th 2015 at 5:16:43 AM

"Yeah, don't really care from which State of Scandinavia you are. Viking Alabama or Viking Idaho, who cares?" Manu shrugged and looked around for her quarry.

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#13: Feb 18th 2015 at 5:35:20 AM

"Vikings are from Minnesota." Liam cut in from where he was sitting, face down against the table, head buried in his arms. "Danes are large dogs."

He groped blindly without lifting his head for the thermos full of coffee sitting before him.

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#14: Feb 18th 2015 at 6:16:02 AM

"Vikings would have a terrible time in Minnesota. No sea for miles. It'd get boring as Hel."

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KeiranGold from Drowning in Cat Fur Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
#15: Feb 18th 2015 at 9:03:44 AM

A look of horror passed over Annette's face. "Lightning powder? H-How...why would I give you l-lighting powder?" she picked up her back, which was a bit too big for a school back-pack and clinked when she slung it in front of herself, reaching through the open zipper, "Alchemy l-lesson, freshies: lightning is, shockingly, a l-light. And most lights, in th-their purest form..."

She pulled out a small vial full of white, buzzing liquid, and grinned. "...are a liquid. $15 for th-the first vial, $20 for the second and up. It's h-hard to catch the b-bastards. And dangerous. S-since, y'know, it's lightning. If you still w-want it, you d-didn't get it from me. Okay?"

edited 18th Feb '15 9:06:39 AM by KeiranGold

rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#16: Feb 18th 2015 at 11:44:45 AM

"Hey, what kind of dog were you looking for? I can keep an eye out," said Terry. And if she was looking for a corgi, he could provide his other shape. With great cuteness comes great responsibility.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#17: Feb 18th 2015 at 12:06:46 PM

Manu turned around and put the charm on. Like a sexy, french flood light all down on the 16 year old and probably very pubescent boy.

"Actually, I'm looking for you."

edited 18th Feb '15 12:12:30 PM by 3of4

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#18: Feb 18th 2015 at 12:19:36 PM

Not even teenage hormones could overcome Terry's urge to be a smartass. "Uh, that'd probably work better if said you were looking for a guy rather than a dog.

"Although you did find me pretty quick, so never mind. What's up?" Was there a trick here? A hidden camera?

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#19: Feb 18th 2015 at 12:22:21 PM

"We have a little issue with the school mascot. The guy in the costume drank too much and broke his angle trying to jump into a pool from the second floor." Manu explained, the smile only getting wider.

"So we need a replacement and I figured...a real corgy would be supercute?"

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#20: Feb 18th 2015 at 12:37:33 PM

Terry mulled over the idea, looking for ways it could end in Talbot tears. That he came up blank is a testament either to his optimism or lack of imagination. "Sure, I can arrange something. A sober corgi, even."

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#21: Feb 18th 2015 at 12:43:12 PM

"Great, cheerleader practice is at 3 pm on the football field!" Manu semi hugged him with enthusiasm. "You probably don't need a uniform, right?"

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#22: Feb 18th 2015 at 4:15:49 PM

"Hmm... Fifteen bucks... Do we have that much, Anfisa?"

"Depends. I haven't checked that creep's wallet, yet."

The two turn to each other and Anfisa takes out a wallet and they look through it, then pull out three twenties. Nadya grins and looks to Annette, "How many would these get us?"

rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#23: Feb 18th 2015 at 5:30:25 PM

"Not gonna lie, a corgi in a tiny uniform would adorable as hell," Terry said, grinning over the image. And possibly over the proximity of a pretty girl.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Just a harmless giant from a foreign land.
#24: Feb 18th 2015 at 11:39:57 PM

"...Thats actually a good idea! We should totally talk with my guy in the tailoring club about that." Manu beamed. "He's really helpful."

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#25: Feb 19th 2015 at 12:03:33 AM

"Awesome! Who's your tailoring guy?" asked Terry, who decided to ignore the "actually."


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