"Objection! Those were previous incarnations of the WOLF brand. I am significantly less explodey than they were. Oh and does anyone know where the mice are?"
Saint Laughter"Not true. The WOLF line was designed to sow discord and chaos for the benefit of Friend Computer. Due to the incredibly sensitive nature of WAG sector and all information pertaining to such most memories do not transfer from previous incarnations." He shrugs. "In fact... the WOLF's chaos subroutines shouldn't have become active into WNK sector proper. The chaos functions were supposed to be activated after the first WOLF died, because the developers assumed it would have been a case of treason and the team would be comprimised. What killed WOLF-1?"
edited 16th Mar '15 6:50:19 PM by WolfAmongGods
Saint Laughter"WOLF-1 self-terminated?... that jerk." He then tilts his head. "What's odd about what information?"
edited 16th Mar '15 7:23:13 PM by WolfAmongGods
Saint LaughterLanius decides that while he does love Wolf and would rather he stay alive, he's pretty much already killed himself. Thus, Lanius moves one seat away before saying "Lanius-2 did attempt to kill Silence-1, but that clone was malfunctional and has since been terminated."
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor HebertThat should have been long enough. WHAAAAAT?!? Wait, you haven't all killed each other? Er, sorry, I mean, those are all good points and will be taken in account in my final judgment.
The machine gun twitches back and forth, then points at Wolf.
Now, Wolf-R-WAG, I must admit I am extremely disappointed in your performance. You were appointed as Second in Command and Sanatition Officer. However, did you even once, inside sector WNK, do any cleaning?
edited 17th Mar '15 9:44:43 AM by Nodrog
"Friend Computer, believe me, I tried to be as big a nuisance as possible. I tried to show them the error of their ways. And yes, I ordered the cleansing of a room in which LANIUS-1 exploded into some sort of treasonous confection." He notices LANIUS scoot away and is severely dissappointed in his lack of spine. "I tried to supervise the work, but certain detractors broke away from the group. I'm pretty sure that's some kind of treason right there."
edited 17th Mar '15 12:16:40 PM by WolfAmongGods
Saint Laughter"The cause was Will-I-WNK who used his powers of Machine empathy to subvert your grace and wished to create more mutants using twisted confections. We have removed his genetic key so there are no more Wills popping up and the facility is under command of odd little mutants awaiting contact from you for businesses dealing. Said mutants are harmless and rsther quite helpful when you manage to communicate properly. My recommendation is to send in someone with the power of music and business knowledge loyal to you to command them to clear the sector of all of Will's dangerous machines and odd confectionary inventions before proper decommission or use for you."
It was a mouth full but it was what he knew.
That figures. "Ava had the key, and Friend Computer, Will said the Oompas were a experiment in making binary only communication mutants under your command but that failed. Tell me, How true is that? As the Science officer I can not believe what that man tells me but I wish to know the truth of the Oompas if I have access."
"Friend Computer," WOLF spoke up, "if I may interrupt a moment. Are you certain you want to just... dispose of the OOMP As so easily?"
Saint LaughterWOLF was slightly caught off gaurd by this from Friend Computer. "Oh gosh, well, I guess it would be hella more effecient if you actually followed through with the deal. You know, kind of exploit them for their precious labor and then, after a few generations of friendship and trust have been built on a mutual platform of honor... BOOOM! you nuke them. The whole sector. They totally wouldn't see it coming. It would be the best prank ever. Imagine th eeg on their face! They would be hard-fought to top it, that's for sure."
edited 19th Mar '15 7:59:13 AM by WolfAmongGods
Saint LaughterWOLF thinks for a moment. "Hm indeed. Thoguh longevity was never a desired goal... I DIGRESS!" He flops back into his seat and begins waving his hand. "So what does the team think of my proposed plan?"
Saint Laughter

Silence nods silently at Tessla's accusations towards Wolf, "You know of my acts of Treason Friend Computer. I committed them to get that center out of control of the Machine Empathy Mutant known as Will."