Constant fighting with the camera crew would ensue, as would lots of fourth-wall breaking.
TNP finds themselves in Florida in the midst of some typical Florida Man shenanigans.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.I witness a Florida man try to use weed to pay for food. This was inspired by a Florida man headline I saw when searching Florida man + my birthday once.
...just woke up after falling asleep on the love seat on floor 1837 of the TVTropes Skyscraper
Edited by OopityDoop on May 21st 2024 at 7:47:41 AM
"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreamsI guess I'll just try my best to stay calm, follow instructions, calm down the other hostages if I can, and pray that we'll be rescued soon.
TNP discovers a magical library with books on every subject you can imagine. Very good kitty
Guess I'm dead.
What if TNP were a Star of Destiny in the Suikoden series?
Seven colors in the rainbow. Seven letters in the word "rainbow". Coincidence? I think not.I would have a hard time following along and not understand how it works.
…somehow, someway found a million dollars under their house?
Edited by starmate3 on Jul 20th 2024 at 7:18:19 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Seriously though, I would want to donate at least a portion of it to charity, but I don't know which charities yet. I should probably invest the rest of it, but I would be very tempted to splurge on fun things.
TNP becomes the head of state of a country they don't live in. (The country is chosen randomly. You are able to magically teleport there and live wherever the HOS lives.) Very good kitty
Bump. Too difficult, maybe?
TNP experiences the cat distribution system (a stray cat walks up to them)
Very good kittyThis has never happened. Usually I am the one who walks up to the cat. (They do not like this that much.)
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
I will become Pigeon Man, the pigeon-themed superhero who fights crime with a boatload of pigeons!
TNP gets transformed into a frog. Very good kitty
Ego-Frog25. Very ribbiting.
What would happen if TNP was a bitch-ass motherfucker? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I'd be at the mercy of whoever I'm playing Uno with.
... got to meet their favorite celebrity? Currently Reading: N/A
I would be extremely anxious.
If TNP tries the world’s spiciest food. "Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
So my very first avatar is a Swampert. Aside from the Grass Achilles Heel, at least I've got cool moves, a Mega Evolution, and the ability to swim anywhere without holding my breath or goggles.
TNP finds a box of puppies on their doorstep?
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."At first: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Later: Unfortunately, my family and I can't keep them. We'd try to find them good homes.
TNP has to spend 24 hours at the airport due to a delayed flight.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.

I was gonna post something, but I forgot what. Will edit when I remember.
...had their life turned into a reality show? "Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams