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OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2301: May 18th 2024 at 10:28:56 PM

I was gonna post something, but I forgot what. Will edit when I remember.


...had their life turned into a reality show?

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
Sierra-D421 LCdr. SPARTAN-D421 from [REDACTED] Since: Jun, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
#2302: May 19th 2024 at 7:20:43 PM

Constant fighting with the camera crew would ensue, as would lots of fourth-wall breaking.


TNP finds themselves in Florida in the midst of some typical Florida Man shenanigans.

Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#2303: May 21st 2024 at 4:44:16 AM

I witness a Florida man try to use weed to pay for food. This was inspired by a Florida man headline I saw when searching Florida man + my birthday once.


...just woke up after falling asleep on the love seat on floor 1837 of the TVTropes Skyscraper.

Edited by OopityDoop on May 21st 2024 at 7:47:41 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
FCMacbeth The Man with a Different Mind from Land Below the Wind (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Singularity
The Man with a Different Mind
#2304: May 22nd 2024 at 6:59:00 AM

The first I'll do is wandering around the floor for awhile, then ask myself where am I.


......is involved in a hostage situation where you're more likely to get caught by the perpetrators?

Crazy stupid in battle. Crazy cupid on a nice date.
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#2305: Jun 28th 2024 at 4:29:39 PM

I guess I'll just try my best to stay calm, follow instructions, calm down the other hostages if I can, and pray that we'll be rescued soon.


TNP discovers a magical library with books on every subject you can imagine.

Very good kitty
moxeden actually okay-ish from a place of comfort Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
actually okay-ish
#2306: Jun 29th 2024 at 7:18:30 AM

Well that's just heaven!


...found themself forced to perform Opus Clavicembalisticum (the longest piano piece) to a live audience, lest they get shot?

Good morning, and good night, I hardly ever sleep. With what I have, what else do you think I'd ever need?
Kahran042 The Topic Slayer from New Hampshire Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
The Topic Slayer
#2307: Jun 29th 2024 at 7:59:47 AM

Guess I'm dead.

What if TNP were a Star of Destiny in the Suikoden series?

Seven colors in the rainbow. Seven letters in the word "rainbow". Coincidence? I think not.
DecafGrub47393 Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Love is an open door
#2308: Jun 29th 2024 at 8:45:40 AM

Guess I'd be able to survive with new companions

What would happen if TNP won the Presidency by getting to 270 electoral votes?

Edited by DecafGrub47393 on Jun 29th 2024 at 11:46:00 AM

Here's looking at you, kid.
J99908 It’s your BATH time! from A bathtub Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It’s your BATH time!
#2309: Jun 29th 2024 at 8:48:06 AM

I’d fuck something up for sure.

What would happen if TNP woke up in Jamaica?

Edited by J99908 on Jun 29th 2024 at 11:49:01 AM

It builds character.
clemont107 Taunie from Lumiose City, Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Taunie
#2310: Jun 29th 2024 at 1:49:45 PM

I'd try to find the nearest restroom.


...made an embarrassing mistake?

Edited by clemont107 on Jun 29th 2024 at 4:49:56 AM

"Great, now this gal named Dawn is stalking me and complaining about no Sinnoh Megas! It's getting on my nerves!" - Taunie
CanuckMcDuck1 PEPSIMAN from Japan Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
PEPSIMAN
#2311: Jul 20th 2024 at 1:21:12 PM

I wouldn’t get over the mistake easily, and probably beat myself up over it. Maybe a few hours, or a few days, depending on the severity.

…had to learn Kung Fu?

Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#2312: Jul 20th 2024 at 4:18:10 PM

I would have a hard time following along and not understand how it works.

…somehow, someway found a million dollars under their house?

Edited by starmate3 on Jul 20th 2024 at 7:18:19 AM

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#2313: Jan 15th 2025 at 2:46:17 PM

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-

Seriously though, I would want to donate at least a portion of it to charity, but I don't know which charities yet. I should probably invest the rest of it, but I would be very tempted to splurge on fun things.


TNP becomes the head of state of a country they don't live in. (The country is chosen randomly. You are able to magically teleport there and live wherever the HOS lives.)

Very good kitty
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#2314: Jan 22nd 2025 at 3:05:32 PM

Bump. Too difficult, maybe?

TNP experiences the cat distribution system (a stray cat walks up to them)

Very good kitty
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#2315: Jan 27th 2025 at 9:31:19 PM

This has never happened. Usually I am the one who walks up to the cat. (They do not like this that much.)


TNP has contracted dysentery.

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#2316: Jan 27th 2025 at 10:23:19 PM

[☠️ Elijah has died.]


TNP wakes up as the opposite gender.

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
Dobrotiv Someone XD from Some Galaxy! (The New Girl) Relationship Status: Brony
Someone XD
#2317: Jan 28th 2025 at 12:53:11 AM

Now I can be a true brony.

TNP has an army of pigeons.

Well, I guess you're a banana... Or a pineapple?...
DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#2318: Jan 30th 2025 at 4:42:12 PM

I will become Pigeon Man, the pigeon-themed superhero who fights crime with a boatload of pigeons! tongue


TNP gets transformed into a frog.

Very good kitty
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#2319: Jan 31st 2025 at 6:32:30 AM

Ego-Frog25. Very ribbiting.


What would happen if TNP was a bitch-ass motherfucker?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
HacksAndSlash Emilé from Saving the world Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Emilé
#2320: Jan 31st 2025 at 6:36:42 AM

I would piss on Eggman's wife!


TNP draws two cards

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#2321: Feb 9th 2025 at 11:43:35 AM

I'd be at the mercy of whoever I'm playing Uno with.


... got to meet their favorite celebrity?

Currently Reading: N/A
Bubblepig Rei from Tokyo (Apprentice) Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#2322: Feb 9th 2025 at 12:15:33 PM

I would be extremely anxious.


If TNP tries the world’s spiciest food.

"Now it's starting to feel like a game!"
completelynormal learning how to love from Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club Since: May, 2024 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
learning how to love
#2323: Feb 9th 2025 at 12:38:18 PM

I would literally pass out crying.

TNP teleported into the life of their first avatar and now has to live as them.

"Every time I look, they all seem to multiply / The scΛrƨ that run my mind"
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#2324: Feb 9th 2025 at 12:46:17 PM

So my very first avatar is a Swampert. Aside from the Grass Achilles Heel, at least I've got cool moves, a Mega Evolution, and the ability to swim anywhere without holding my breath or goggles.


TNP finds a box of puppies on their doorstep?

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#2325: Feb 9th 2025 at 1:24:06 PM

At first: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Later: Unfortunately, my family and I can't keep them. We'd try to find them good homes.

TNP has to spend 24 hours at the airport due to a delayed flight.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.

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