Ram into the nearest person head-first! Make em bleed!
...If they woke up and found out their bank account has infinite money?
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Feb 5th 2024 at 2:08:11 AM
"...This is too much information for a brain that just wants to visit Planet Tensuns..."Pay off my country's national debt (anonymously), for starters.
...had to work at Black Mesa as an intern for the summer?
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 5th 2024 at 9:44:24 PM
POPPLIO. Give me the sea doggo! 💙🦭
TNP wakes up one morning to find that they have become the protagonist of the last movie/game/show they watched/played/etc., and now they have to go through the same events that the protagonist does. Very good kitty
After getting over the initial shock and panic, I'll tell my family in case they don't already know. I just hope it doesn't turn into a Cassandra Truth thing. I might make jokes about it, but it will still cause an existential crisis that will haunt me for a long time.
TNP suddenly finds themself in a Sugar Bowl world. Very good kitty
i would be very ecstatic! …then i would find ways to start violence
…somehow finds themselves in the body of their avatar?
hey look it's my signatureI'm Joka!
So... am I in the fictional world, or the real world? If I'm in Klonoa's world, I will make an effort to be a redeemed version of Joka. I will try to find a way to bring Grandpa Back from the Dead and apologize sincerely to Klonoa for killing him. (Am I really to blame for killing Grandpa if I just suddenly took the form of the person who did?)
If I'm the real world... IDK. Since I look like a creepy clown thing, people will probably freak out and try to kill me, or maybe the government will capture me and take me to Area 51 to study me.
TNP gets trapped in cyberspace, and Bo Burnham is singing "Welcome to the Internet" to you. Very good kitty
While the music would tick me off for sure, I would definitely take advantage of my situation and do a little... vigilante work.
Anonymous? Not anymore. Predatory individuals? Prey for the watchdog. Hackers? Payback time. Scientology? Rickrolled and fax-spammed to hell and back.
And maybe I'll cause a few gremlins just for laughs. Hee-hee!
TNP wakes up to find that their computer programs have come to life as cute anime-style characters.
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.I'd be pissed. I'd call the cops, maybe go full-on male Karen, whatever it takes to get it back.
TNP wakes up to find that the entire real world has gotten a "Repainted" mod, and now everything has meme textures. The sky, people and animals' bodies, grass, buildings, everything.
Very good kittyI would try to find the Vinesauce memes.
What if the next troper found themselves shipped with Link (who underwent a Gender Bender if the troper is male)? My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Kill whoever shipped me and her (in this case, apparently)
Fell through a wall? And where are they?... Why is everything this ugly shade of yellow??? And there's moist carpet... And god, the lights are so loud...
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: HumanFirst thing I'd do? Panic. Second thing: Panic some more. Third thing: run straight into the waiting jaws of whatever the fuck is lurking closest to me, begging to be eaten alive, swearing up a storm as I egg said beastie on.
Woke up in a parallel universe where you never existed?
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.I would either wait it out or at least look for another lane if it's safe to do so.
Find yourself on the receiving end of Fabricated Blackmail?
Chew them out, tell 'em to try harder, and send 'em a... well... a that thing that Chi-Chi keeps in her drawer
TNP finds themselves splattered by Truck-Kun and brought back as a ghost
Edited by Sierra-D421 on May 16th 2024 at 1:26:06 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.i'd be a ghost that CLICKS ON THINGS! CLICK ON THIS! CLICK ON THAT! CLICK ON EVERYTHING!!!
what would happen if TNT found themselves in a medieval land? Welcome, my little friend! Or should I say...friends?

I'd park it to the nearest available spot because I don't have a driver's license.
…woke up with antlers on their head? "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"