Oooh! I'm so cute! But how am I going to explain this to my family? And how will my dog react...?
TNP is suddenly 50 years older.
Very good kittyWell now i have only a decade or two to live.
Hopefully i'll still be able to see people actually go to Mars and Breakthrough Starshot get images of Alpha Centauri in my lifetime still.
TNP gets all the powers and abilities
of MCU Captain America.
edited 9th Dec '17 11:40:06 PM by inkoalawetrust
[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.Except none of the power can help me to speak in Japanese!
TNP receives a modded copy of Ocarina of Time where every single enemy is replaced by the Arwings from the debug mode.
[gives game to partner] Dude! Play this! It'll be funny! I'll grab some beers for us and cheer you on.
TNP meets their favorite woobie.
I can't really decide who my favorite woobie is, but whoever it is... -hugs-
TNP suddenly has the head of their favorite animal. (They can still speak human languages, though.)
Very good kittyI try to get used to having a entire zoo for a head before get an operation for it.
TNP is being massaged by their avatar.
The League of HeroesI feel a bit insecure and weird because a living pickelhaube is rubbing my body. These helmets are for wearing, dammit.
TNT gives someone an expensive present of foodstuffs only to garner contempt and has their present thrown in the trash.
I'm no longer a forumgoer. Please contact me through Discord instead.I just do whatever Robocop says to just get it over with.
TNP received a lump of coal for Christmas.
The League of Heroes[dials phone]
"LOL, thanks sister-in-law, now I have something for the white elephant gift exchange."
TNP sees Santa doing his thing in their living room.
That explains why there's a blue haired magical girl on my bed.
TNP receives a modded copy of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare in which the Final Boss leaps out from a pit of fire in the form of Soul of Cinder and they need to beat him in a swordfight, with three incredibly sad piano notes as the background music.
edited 25th Dec '17 9:49:49 AM by Mhazard
GAH! Dammit, Dyna Blade, if you're just gonna scream instead of giving an answer, don't buzz in!
TNP wakes up in Fluffy Cloud Heaven.
TNP is invited to go with a friend to an old-school jazz parlor.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Well this is cool.
TNP is about to die thanks to the actions of a Too Dumb to Live stranger at the mall.
The League of Heroes
To quote Pokemon Ruby (paraphrased):
"CrystalMemoria stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. People believe that she does so out of fear of the terrible things she has foreseen in the future."
... In other words I'd become catatonic out of pure fear and panic.
TNP finds out that they have become a Magical Girl/Boy and have to defend the world from evil
edited 26th Dec '17 10:50:18 AM by CrystalMemoria
Huh. Aren't magical girls/boys usually cute and attractive people? I don't think I'm cut out for this...
TNP is trapped inside by a massive snowfall.
Very good kitty

I run to the shower and scrub myself bloody.
TNP suddenly turns into a rabbit.
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.