I make a Tanooki Suit out of it.
TNP encounters a black bird asking if he can smash them.
Lemme Smash, please?
edited 19th Sep '17 5:59:25 PM by Mhazard
"No, Ron. Go find Becky."
TNP finds a Meeseeks Box.
edited 19th Sep '17 6:49:54 PM by AceTrainerEli
HYYYPE!!!I use them to find a girlfriend. It will never happen and I'm going to end up in the same situation Jerry did, but without anyone.
TNP now only speaks a Conlang.
edited 19th Sep '17 8:15:38 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"FUS RO DAH!! FUS RO DAH!! FUS RO DAH!!
TNP receives a chance to voice a Gundam character... who dies in 10 second.
I ham it up as best I can without ruining the scene. If I'm doomed anyway, may as well have some fun with the role.
TNP is going to be stuck in a room for a day and may bring 1 piece of media into the room with them (IE a book, a game and the hardware required to play it, etc.).
edited 19th Sep '17 9:22:30 PM by Chip
If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?Well, I'll take a Nintendo Switch with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild as the game in there with me then. That oughta keep me occupied for the whole day.
TNP gets on a bus and finds a bunch of their avatars in it.
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."I divorce. Bounty hunters aren't the man I'm looking for.
TNP just became their own grandpa (or grandma).
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.....man I really should have checked her name before you know what, also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TNP has found a portal gun to alternate universes.
"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"I'll be a Phoenix.Functional immortality will be great.
TNP is a Deconstructive Parody.
The Prodigal Son returns.![]()
If I can become any animal, including a fictional one, I guess I'll either choose a Flygon so I can fly everywhere or a Swampert so I can swim anywhere.
If we're going by normal animals, though, then probably a whale shark as far as aquatic animals go or some kind of lizard for a land animal.
The fact that I'm such a clumsy person is played for drama instead of laughs.
TNP has switched bodies with their own pet for a day.
edited 20th Sep '17 5:25:07 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Upside, now I'm biologically female!
... downside being that I'm a dog.
I want this day to end now please.
TNP is now in a Nonary Game.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?Oh, Crap! I will buckle down and do my best to escape!
TNP is stuck in a Dating Sim, with all the usual tropes and archetypes of the genre.
I've never played a dating sim before! ...I'll just try using point-and-click adventure game logic.
"Come on! I said use CHAIR on WINDOW! Why can't I use anything?!"
"Uh, Puma-kun? Are you okay?"
TNP has suddenly become half their height.
edited 21st Sep '17 6:03:08 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyWhomann Whomann? Whoever he is, this ain't good...
TNP suddenly gains encyclopaedic knowledge of LittleBigPlanet.
You should.
edited 26th Sep '17 2:13:49 PM by TropesForever
thebeatles.com/careersWHAT. Why do I know all these things about a game I've never played? Maybe I should actually play it, since knowing everything about it turns me into a one-person Game-Breaker.
TNP comes home to find Kirby in their house, eating ALL THE THINGS.
*Gets eaten himself before he could stop Kirby*
TNP is literally going Go-Karting with Bowser.
The League of HeroesI'd accept that invitation! At the very least, it's a great excuse to explore Japan.
...competes in a puzzle solving marathon for fabulous (and practical) prizes!
Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!The puzzles were fun but the prizes were lame.
TNP is in a real-life room escape game, complete with fun puzzles.
The League of HeroesI'd sincerely hope you moved in to 2310 to replace the horribly racist guy, rather than 2330 to replace the elderly lady. Either way, I'd stop by and offer help moving in.
TNP gets a new job delivering pizza in their local Wretched Hive.
edited 26th Sep '17 6:21:50 AM by RaspyMink

I'd ask someone to go to Target and get me a car seat, a few outfits, and a potty, so I could stay safe and somewhat self-sufficient while figuring out how to undo this nonsense.
TNP encounters a Tanuki, with all its mythical shapeshifting powers and a big bottle of sake.