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RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1401: Sep 19th 2017 at 3:55:09 PM

I'd ask someone to go to Target and get me a car seat, a few outfits, and a potty, so I could stay safe and somewhat self-sufficient while figuring out how to undo this nonsense.

TNP encounters a Tanuki, with all its mythical shapeshifting powers and a big bottle of sake.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1402: Sep 19th 2017 at 5:58:50 PM

I make a Tanooki Suit out of it.

TNP encounters a black bird asking if he can smash them.

Lemme Smash, please?

edited 19th Sep '17 5:59:25 PM by Mhazard

AceTrainerEli The Flame's Salvation from Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
The Flame's Salvation
#1403: Sep 19th 2017 at 6:48:40 PM

"No, Ron. Go find Becky."

TNP finds a Meeseeks Box.

edited 19th Sep '17 6:49:54 PM by AceTrainerEli

HYYYPE!!!
TotallyNotAnAlien Billion Dollar Babies from https://youtu.be/r3OMoHX7qzA Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1405: Sep 19th 2017 at 8:37:23 PM

FUS RO DAH!! FUS RO DAH!! FUS RO DAH!!

TNP receives a chance to voice a Gundam character... who dies in 10 second.

Chip It's that time once again! from below the upper bits and above the lower bits Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
It's that time once again!
#1406: Sep 19th 2017 at 9:20:04 PM

I ham it up as best I can without ruining the scene. If I'm doomed anyway, may as well have some fun with the role.

TNP is going to be stuck in a room for a day and may bring 1 piece of media into the room with them (IE a book, a game and the hardware required to play it, etc.).

edited 19th Sep '17 9:22:30 PM by Chip

If NA makes it out of Groups, I'll be happy. A man can dream, no?
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#1407: Sep 19th 2017 at 9:29:55 PM

Well, I'll take a Nintendo Switch with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild as the game in there with me then. That oughta keep me occupied for the whole day.

TNP gets on a bus and finds a bunch of their avatars in it.

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1408: Sep 19th 2017 at 9:54:57 PM

(enjoying his harem of Sayakas)

TNP is married to Boba Fett.

CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#1409: Sep 20th 2017 at 7:08:35 AM

I divorce. Bounty hunters aren't the man I'm looking for.

TNP just became their own grandpa (or grandma).

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#1410: Sep 20th 2017 at 4:28:00 PM

....man I really should have checked her name before you know what, also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

TNP has found a portal gun to alternate universes.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1411: Sep 20th 2017 at 5:16:06 PM

I go to every universe possible, and befriend as many alternate tropers as I can!

Then I bring them here with the explicit purpose of meeting their regular selves.

TNP has the power to change into one animal!

MovieReference Jester of the Birbal Court from The Backyard Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Jester of the Birbal Court
#1412: Sep 20th 2017 at 5:23:31 PM

I'll be a Phoenix.Functional immortality will be great.

TNP is a Deconstructive Parody.

The Prodigal Son returns.
kablammin45 art lizer from Cleese's Battle Circuit (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
art lizer
#1413: Sep 20th 2017 at 5:24:08 PM

[up][up]If I can become any animal, including a fictional one, I guess I'll either choose a Flygon so I can fly everywhere or a Swampert so I can swim anywhere.

If we're going by normal animals, though, then probably a whale shark as far as aquatic animals go or some kind of lizard for a land animal.

[nja] [up] The fact that I'm such a clumsy person is played for drama instead of laughs.


TNP has switched bodies with their own pet for a day.

edited 20th Sep '17 5:25:07 PM by kablammin45

"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."
Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#1414: Sep 21st 2017 at 5:07:24 AM

Upside, now I'm biologically female!

... downside being that I'm a dog.

I want this day to end now please.

TNP is now in a Nonary Game.

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1415: Sep 21st 2017 at 5:54:51 AM

Oh, Crap! I will buckle down and do my best to escape!

TNP is stuck in a Dating Sim, with all the usual tropes and archetypes of the genre.

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#1416: Sep 21st 2017 at 5:58:22 AM

I've never played a dating sim before! ...I'll just try using point-and-click adventure game logic.

"Come on! I said use CHAIR on WINDOW! Why can't I use anything?!"

"Uh, Puma-kun? Are you okay?"


TNP has suddenly become half their height.

edited 21st Sep '17 6:03:08 AM by DrNoPuma

Very good kitty
Hydraloonie Hydraloonie from The northwestern Krusty Burger Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Hydraloonie
#1417: Sep 21st 2017 at 10:23:37 PM

Nothing much would change, aside from tons of questions from Friends And Family

Is being held hostage by Herman Hermann

Progress has it's stepping stones.
TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#1418: Sep 24th 2017 at 10:03:57 PM

Whomann Whomann? Whoever he is, this ain't good...

TNP suddenly gains encyclopaedic knowledge of LittleBigPlanet.

[down]You should. grin

edited 26th Sep '17 2:13:49 PM by TropesForever

thebeatles.com/careers
RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1419: Sep 25th 2017 at 6:45:36 AM

WHAT. Why do I know all these things about a game I've never played? Maybe I should actually play it, since knowing everything about it turns me into a one-person Game-Breaker.

TNP comes home to find Kirby in their house, eating ALL THE THINGS.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1420: Sep 25th 2017 at 7:11:50 AM

*Gets eaten himself before he could stop Kirby*

TNP is literally going Go-Karting with Bowser.

The League of Heroes
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1421: Sep 25th 2017 at 7:12:12 PM

Where's my Mini-Nuke when I need them?!

TNP is invited to chop cabbages with Ai Nonaka.

aNinjaWithAIDS The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power from The Kingdom of Eltona Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: Cast away
The Spirit Mage with Inifnite Power
#1422: Sep 26th 2017 at 12:33:02 AM

I'd accept that invitation! At the very least, it's a great excuse to explore Japan.

...competes in a puzzle solving marathon for fabulous (and practical) prizes!

Heal the Cutie, then point the Laser-Guided Karma and Disaster Dominoes towards the Asshole Victim that had wronged her. I love this plot line!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1423: Sep 26th 2017 at 6:05:31 AM

The puzzles were fun but the prizes were lame. tongue

TNP is in a real-life room escape game, complete with fun puzzles.

The League of Heroes
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1424: Sep 26th 2017 at 6:10:10 AM

We have those in town, but they're usually horror themed. HURRAY FOR FINALLY GOING TO ONE!

-fails at first puzzle-

-clown laughter is heard in the dark-

NONONONONO-

TNP has to deal with me being their neighbor!

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1425: Sep 26th 2017 at 6:21:37 AM

I'd sincerely hope you moved in to 2310 to replace the horribly racist guy, rather than 2330 to replace the elderly lady. Either way, I'd stop by and offer help moving in.

TNP gets a new job delivering pizza in their local Wretched Hive.

edited 26th Sep '17 6:21:50 AM by RaspyMink


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