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RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1376: Sep 12th 2017 at 7:12:00 PM

Cut my kid, observe her blood. If she's a Thing, I'm Driven to Suicide. Cut my boyfriend, observe his blood. If he's a thing, I'm driven to Pater Familicide, because I don't want my kid to get assimilated. If they're both good, I'll throw them both in the car and drive somewhere remote, then light the car on fire and walk to safety.

DUDE! That was scary!

TNP wins a month-long vacation for two to anywhere in the world.

TropesForever God forbid women do anything from wait where is she Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
God forbid women do anything
#1377: Sep 12th 2017 at 9:32:30 PM

Who will I choose, who will I choose, WHO WILL I CHOOSE? I'll be here forever...I wonder if it's transferrable. Hey, Cabe and Bev, would you two want to go on holiday together anywhere in the world?

TNP is at the Annual Troper Christmas Party Which Has Always Been A Thing And I Definitely Didn't Make It Up Right Now.

thebeatles.com/careers
trashconverters from MEL-bun (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
#1378: Sep 14th 2017 at 1:53:57 AM

I arrive in a knitted Christmas sweater, emblazoned with a festive mistletoe pattern and the words "you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot"

TNP is in a hot dog eating competition

edited 14th Sep '17 1:56:31 AM by trashconverters

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1379: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:59:43 AM

I start puking hot dogs.

TNP is married to a Magical Girl.

RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1380: Sep 14th 2017 at 2:41:35 PM

WHAT. I figure out why exactly I'm married to a magical girl, because it wasn't my idea. If I did it as a favor to her, I do what I can to keep helping her (let her live here? find a better wife for her?) while also divorcing her. I want to marry my partner, not her. I also worry a little about the magical girl's enemies coming to my place to get her.

TNP finds the TARDIS unattended.

edited 14th Sep '17 2:42:17 PM by RaspyMink

RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1381: Sep 14th 2017 at 3:58:14 PM

I enter it and abduct my friends! Time for multiversal adventures!

TNP has the power to teleport!

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#1382: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:38:42 PM

"Oh no, I forgot a certain item at home!" Not anymore!

TNP is in a talent show.

Very good kitty
Cailleach Studious Girl from Purgatory Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Studious Girl
#1383: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:42:11 PM

Yay! I love performing! Only problem it my foot's broken now, so I can't dance. So I guess I'll have to sing stationary instead. But I'll make it work!

TNP is teaching a seminar on any topic

TotallyNotAnAlien Billion Dollar Babies from https://youtu.be/r3OMoHX7qzA Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Billion Dollar Babies
#1384: Sep 15th 2017 at 7:05:30 PM

Conlanging! It would go well, if I didn't keep repeating myself.

TNP gets to adapt anything into a school musical.

No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1385: Sep 15th 2017 at 7:53:07 PM

Let's make a dubstep musical...

TNP becomes a Hollow and a Creepy Mortician falls in love with them.

edited 15th Sep '17 7:53:17 PM by Mhazard

Superjohn Muscle witch from Tokyo Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Muscle witch
#1386: Sep 17th 2017 at 12:44:24 PM

I stay far away from the likely necrophile.

TNP wake up to find that they are in a world where all their dreams have come true, except their favorite show not existing.

"Give our Captain back, you jerks!"
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#1387: Sep 17th 2017 at 12:48:00 PM

I can live with this.

For starters, I have the girl of my dreams, a good salary, and an amazing life in general. My family doesn't need to sell anything else, and I can stay on the internet at all times, talking to you all.

I'll live to be 100something, yada yada.....

TNP has to choose between all of their dreams coming true, or a complete stranger's dreams coming true.

Said stranger will be the only person who ever knows your choice.

DrNoPuma Streaky from the land of Humorous Hyenas (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the music
#1388: Sep 17th 2017 at 12:54:41 PM

I'm probably going to regret this, but.. [1] -slams down the button to make my dreams come true- evil grin

TNP has the ability to speed up or slow down time at will.

edited 17th Sep '17 1:00:38 PM by DrNoPuma

Very good kitty
AceTrainerEli The Flame's Salvation from Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
The Flame's Salvation
#1389: Sep 17th 2017 at 9:51:24 PM

I abuse it to have frame-perfect reaction times while playing competitive Super Smash Bros. and make bank off of tournament prize money.

TNP discovers a spider the size of their hand.

HYYYPE!!!
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1390: Sep 17th 2017 at 10:58:58 PM

I run.

TNP is now hitching a ride on Godzilla's back as they meet Robbie Rotten at a Comic-Con convention.

The League of Heroes
TotallyNotAnAlien Billion Dollar Babies from https://youtu.be/r3OMoHX7qzA Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#1393: Sep 18th 2017 at 4:37:56 AM

I would most likely bring my bounty (targets) to court (a fair trial).

TNP is forced (coerced) to type in (use) this ridiculous quirk (pattern) in a book (printed paper) for a day (period of 24 hours).

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#1394: Sep 18th 2017 at 6:21:48 AM

This is bullshit (unacceptable) and I will avoid (refrain from) typing (inputting data).

TNP finds a Pokemon Egg.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1395: Sep 19th 2017 at 8:46:10 AM

(Eats it)

TNP switches body with Ai Nonaka, is told to stream themselves playing Bloodborne in front of her fans, along with Ai-Pon in your body, only to get invaded by Mhazard note  with a low level Bone Ash Cannon build.

edited 19th Sep '17 8:50:53 AM by Mhazard

Beverly from the Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: A teenager in love
#1396: Sep 19th 2017 at 8:54:06 AM

... Well, I'm poo with Dark Souls anyway.

game over for me, I suppose.

TNP does it!

I'm Huney B now. Okay?
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1397: Sep 19th 2017 at 8:55:52 AM

I did it!

The villain/monster that TNP is most terrified of just appeared right in front of them.

The League of Heroes
TotallyNotAnAlien Billion Dollar Babies from https://youtu.be/r3OMoHX7qzA Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
MovieReference Jester of the Birbal Court from The Backyard Since: Jun, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Jester of the Birbal Court
#1399: Sep 19th 2017 at 3:04:55 PM

Do you want the list because I have to count the crowd first.

TNP is in a Rom Com

The Prodigal Son returns.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1400: Sep 19th 2017 at 3:39:31 PM

Well this is awkward to say the least...

TNP has now reverted back to their one-year-old body, but still has all of their current memories and intelligence still intact.

The League of Heroes

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