Who will I choose, who will I choose, WHO WILL I CHOOSE? I'll be here forever...I wonder if it's transferrable. Hey, Cabe and Bev, would you two want to go on holiday together anywhere in the world?
TNP is at the Annual Troper Christmas Party Which Has Always Been A Thing And I Definitely Didn't Make It Up Right Now.
thebeatles.com/careersI arrive in a knitted Christmas sweater, emblazoned with a festive mistletoe pattern and the words "you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot"
TNP is in a hot dog eating competition
edited 14th Sep '17 1:56:31 AM by trashconverters
WHAT. I figure out why exactly I'm married to a magical girl, because it wasn't my idea. If I did it as a favor to her, I do what I can to keep helping her (let her live here? find a better wife for her?) while also divorcing her. I want to marry my partner, not her. I also worry a little about the magical girl's enemies coming to my place to get her.
TNP finds the TARDIS unattended.
edited 14th Sep '17 2:42:17 PM by RaspyMink
Conlanging! It would go well, if I didn't keep repeating myself.
TNP gets to adapt anything into a school musical.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"Let's make a dubstep musical...
TNP becomes a Hollow and a Creepy Mortician falls in love with them.
edited 15th Sep '17 7:53:17 PM by Mhazard
I can live with this.
For starters, I have the girl of my dreams, a good salary, and an amazing life in general. My family doesn't need to sell anything else, and I can stay on the internet at all times, talking to you all.
I'll live to be 100something, yada yada.....
TNP has to choose between all of their dreams coming true, or a complete stranger's dreams coming true.
Said stranger will be the only person who ever knows your choice.
I'm probably going to regret this, but.. [1]
-slams down the button to make my dreams come true-
TNP has the ability to speed up or slow down time at will.
edited 17th Sep '17 1:00:38 PM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyI abuse it to have frame-perfect reaction times while playing competitive Super Smash Bros. and make bank off of tournament prize money.
TNP discovers a spider the size of their hand.
HYYYPE!!!I run.
TNP is now hitching a ride on Godzilla's back as they meet Robbie Rotten at a Comic-Con convention.
The League of HeroesI wonder where my life went so horribly wrong.
TNP is in a Kaiju Eiga.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"I would most likely bring my bounty (targets) to court (a fair trial).
TNP is forced (coerced) to type in (use) this ridiculous quirk (pattern) in a book (printed paper) for a day (period of 24 hours).
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.(Eats it)
TNP switches body with Ai Nonaka, is told to stream themselves playing Bloodborne in front of her fans, along with Ai-Pon in your body, only to get invaded by Mhazard note with a low level Bone Ash Cannon build.
edited 19th Sep '17 8:50:53 AM by Mhazard
I did it!
The villain/monster that TNP is most terrified of just appeared right in front of them.
The League of HeroesWell, hello Nyarlathotep! What horrifying truths do you wish to unveil?
Same question.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"Do you want the list because I have to count the crowd first.
TNP is in a Rom Com
The Prodigal Son returns.Well this is awkward to say the least...
TNP has now reverted back to their one-year-old body, but still has all of their current memories and intelligence still intact.
The League of Heroes

Cut my kid, observe her blood. If she's a Thing, I'm Driven to Suicide. Cut my boyfriend, observe his blood. If he's a thing, I'm driven to Pater Familicide, because I don't want my kid to get assimilated. If they're both good, I'll throw them both in the car and drive somewhere remote, then light the car on fire and walk to safety.
DUDE! That was scary!
TNP wins a month-long vacation for two to anywhere in the world.