The Tranquil Knight
I would do nothing, as I am a vegetable and thus incapable of speech, thought, or movement.
TNT can now stop time for up to 5 seconds.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Red Like Santa
Use it to win a few fights.
TNT was age regressed by around 50% of their current age.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Divine Burden
I'd be 9, heh. Could be worse, I'll struggle with height tho.
TNT's roommate is a slasher movie monster. He won't try to kill said troper tho
edited 21st Mar '16 10:51:06 AM by Bolded1
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Ego breeds a monster
"Please stop leaving the dead bodies in my closet''.
TNP finds a Death Note in their mailbox.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
Into Oblivion
I'd think about using it, but then realize that that would probably corrupt me and make more a horrible person, and elect to burn it.
TNP is transformed into an anime schoolgirl with magic powers.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
64th Successor
First, I'd change myself back into a guy. Second, I'd only use it to help myself around my house.
TNT watches the video tape from The Ring.
edited 22nd Mar '16 4:20:41 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Red Like Santa
Who watches video tapes anymore.
I'd cheat by watching it every day. That means I can now live forever!
TNT is now a Naruto ninja.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Well, I have no idea what that entails, so this would have no immediately-apparent effect on me. But just to be on the safe side, I'd go see a historian and have them lecture me on historically-accurate ninjas that disguised themselves as peasants and/or shrubbery and poisoned their targets' birthday cakes. With any luck, that should purge my mind of any subconscious wacky-flashy-ninja habits.
TNT's pants have been stuffed with fifteen lit sticks of Dynamite.
edited 22nd Mar '16 8:57:22 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Ego breeds a monster
Well that's an embarrassing way to die...
TNP has entered an abandoned town that is inhabited by zombies.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
Into Oblivion
Turn around. If that's not an option...goodbye brain, it was fun.
Gravity has suddenly turned off for TNP.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
"I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky."
-Proceeds to float around.-
TNP is taking a drivers test with their avatar as the instructor.
I passed my driving test before, and this time with Reaper (who's actually pretty nice and encouraging), I should be able to pass it again.
TNP is now their avvie.
...eheh
64th Successor
I already can drive, but if I would bribe Juza with either money or a shitton of booze.
TNT is transported into the Fallout universe.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Red Like Santa
I go stay inside and avoid deathclaws.
TNP just fell in love with their best friend.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Bob
In short, that would be awkward.
TNP learns that he or she is The Chosen One to save the world.
No one's here to help, so I'll have to handle things myself.
The Tranquil Knight
Of the top 10 worst people they could have chosen, I'm probably 4 of them. Earth is likely fucked if I don't get heaping amounts of Plot Armor.
TNP can use magic, Harry Potter style.
edited 1st Apr '16 6:30:06 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Ego breeds a monster
I use it for mundane reasons.
TNP is able to shapeshift into any of the avatars in their gallery.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
Nidokings and Nidoqueens
I'm ecstatic because now I can become Lugia, one of the Lati twins, or one of the other flight capable characters/Pokemon in my gallery and go everywhere or become a whale shark or Wailord and explore the ocean. I'd just better make sure that I'm outside before I transform into a Goodra, though, or I'm cleaning up my entire house.
TNP must choose the red pill or the blue pill.
edited 1st Apr '16 8:04:59 AM by kablammin45
"Wonder if Lexie's gonna be free after his shift today..."
Destroyer of worlds.
I swipe and take both. Then I guess I explode or something. Totally worth it.
TNP runs into a bloodthirsty cyborg T. Rex.
edited 2nd Apr '16 1:03:26 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Ego breeds a monster
I die.
TNP discovers that they are really good at rap music.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
I proceed to profit upon this.
The next Troper is the only person who knows that the world will end in hours.
edited 3rd Apr '16 6:16:00 AM by RandomWriter413
I make like Majora's Mask and try to reverse time until I can stop it. Unfortunately I can't, so I end up just dying like everyone else.
TNP is offered the starring role of a movie... directed by Uwe Boll.
Ego breeds a monster
I take the role and give the money to charity.
TNP has found a mass grave underneath their house.
"What makes a hero irredeemable?"
I get the hell out of there, that's what I do.
TNP has found a mass grave within the walls of their house.
Hide in a cave till my descendants evolve into a species of giants and kill all the dinosaurs.
TNP was suddenly turned into an elephant.
edited 21st Mar '16 6:38:17 AM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!