Well then. That might be a bit of a problem. Anyone else feel like helping Jack out?
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?Jondanger 23 #1: This seems like a perfectly reasonable action that a man of your... bulk could do. The plane is ever so conveniently heading towards Mexico City.
Tabbune #1: Okay then.
piono #1: Your attitude towards Bec makes Bec rather pissed, more than he already is, at least.
b Ra #1: You and piono are now on the moon. Kefka is sleeping in the background.
Tabbune #2: You are now on top of Kefka's sleeping body.
Dimentios #1: 750 damage to Bec. Assuming the magic was traveling at the speed of light.
Bec Noir. HP: 13, 249/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000
kages #1: Your realization is soon confirmed when the man says, "Uh, no? This is America. Is something wrong with you? Are you lost?"
piono #2: You've only cut off two, one of which was re-grown with some magic.
b Ra #2: The sucking of your finger is, surprisingly, adorable. Momentarily distracting piono. His next attack towards you will not do as much damage because you are a cutie-patootie.
Surt #1: You are now back in normal old FF VI land.
Follow my Tumblr.Bec Noir. HP: 13, 249/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000
Quick, now's your chance!
>Stab him while making the puppy god eyes!
EDIT: I meant to say dog but that works too.
edited 10th Dec '14 4:36:28 PM by bRaHiAn1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartTabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 99, 000/100, 000 (-500 per update (Breathing help)) EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form)
Alright then. I guess it's time. I quickly cast a Lightning Bolt at Piono with 2000 MP, but then hide again.
Tabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 97, 000/100, 000 (-500 per update (Breathing help)) EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form). Abilities: Elemental Abomination Transformation , Summon Boo-Boo , Mana Charge
I'm adding the abilities in my stats so I don't forget I have them. Btw, I realize that I didn't say that I have Mana Charge at my character creation, but I don't really have any other MP recovery methods.
edited 10th Dec '14 5:46:16 PM by Tabbune
EDIT: Yeah, I'm really not enjoying this, and since piono's ridiculously over powered to the point of godmodding, I think I'm just going to leave.
Piono suddenly ceases to exist for literally no explainable reason.
edited 12th Dec '14 12:15:14 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?Jondanger #1: You prop up your minigun against the handle to keep it closed. You are sure this is safe.
jlablue #1: There's Tabbune, also Dimentiosome
The other attacks do nothing because piono is no longer real. To avoid future O Pness I will have reaction times and speed be two different things.
Follow my Tumblr.Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250
I pause, considering this. America. It would explain why the city was called Stoneville and not something normal like Z-City.
"Yes, I am very, very lost. If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go find a police station or something." I nod at the local and begin jogging again, looking for said police station. "Wonder if they have a hero association here... and how did that guy know Japanese, anyway?"
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?Jondanger #1: You land in New Mexico. Surprise.
kages #1: You quickly learn that there is no hero association. Many people begin snickering at you for your cape and goofy outfit.
(The man knew Japanese because he was secretly a WWII era Japanese spy that never got the memo that the war was over)
Tabbune #1: I don't know. Maybe? This was a really short update.
Follow my Tumblr.Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250
Okay. Need to get back to Japan. Japan is the land of the rising sun, and the sun rises in the east...
"Aha! It's brilliant." I look up, using the position of the sun to figure out which way is east. "Well, off I go."
I begin running due east, as fast as I can.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?Jondanger #1: You find the Quaint guy. He doesn't appear to be moving.
Tabbune #1: You teleport to Mexico because that's where all the cool kids are hanging out.
Corianthum #1: Woah woah woah. We only talked about this for the Minecraft Forums one. But I guess there's no rule against it. So okay. You appear in Las Vegas, Nevada. Or what once was Las Vegas.
kages #1: There's an ocean in the way. So that's an issue. Also, wouldn't it make more sense for you to jump? You did say you jumped from the Moon to the Earth once...
Follow my Tumblr.Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250
"Wait, can I run across water? Eh, probably not." I flex my legs as I run. "Gonna need to aim this jump carefully, then..."
I make a running leap, aiming to jump over the ocean.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

All right, that's understandable. Real life and all that :/
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart