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Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#76: Dec 4th 2014 at 4:31:15 PM

Bec Noir. HP: 14, 000/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000

Time travel? Why's this guy going on about time travel? Doesn't he know you just had to deal with a whole bunch of time travel bullshit just now? And by just now, of course, you mean two years ago.

Besides, you can't stop the miles. Nobody can stop the miles. And you make sure and tell him that. You can't stop the miles, you say.

>Jack: Teleport out of his grasp and unsheath the sword from your stomach.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#77: Dec 4th 2014 at 5:06:18 PM

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 10, 501/10, 501

Bec Noir attempts to leave piono's grasp.

Nothing happens, Bec connects to the power of the green sun, but can't channel it the same way it usually works.

Ah, forgot to mention, I've got space manipulation powers too. And you can, in fact, stop the red miles. I've seen it done first hand. Use the stupid ring on your finger there, and you're lucky I'm feeling benevolent today. I could've just sliced your arm off. In fact, I might still do that.

Piono tightens his hold. A single drop of red blood runs down Ircucvci's blade.

((Surt, now might be a good time to shoot piono in the back of the head while he's distracted))

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#78: Dec 4th 2014 at 5:58:09 PM

Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250

Okay, I definitely have never seen this city before. Not even sure how frequent their monster attacks are. Or who the local heroes are. I think.

I jump off the rooftops and begin jogging, looking for a bystander to question.

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#79: Dec 4th 2014 at 6:47:00 PM

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Quaint's face pales as he realizes the enormity of the situation.

Oh, s#%* s#%* s#%*. Gees I'm underprepared. I'm supposed to be the shadowy force in the background, pulling strings and eating emotions. But this...I'll be right back...

And thus he begins his epic quest for the nearest source of radiation. Level 4 Biolabs.

edited 4th Dec '14 9:28:34 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#80: Dec 4th 2014 at 8:39:43 PM

Tabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 100, 000/100, 000 EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form)

I sense something... Was it the one that scanned my magical energies? Looks like he's fighting the one I tracked. This could be a fun watch. I rush to where Piono and Noir is.

edited 4th Dec '14 8:40:52 PM by Tabbune

Xcano Nuh nur from Chiefland, FL Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Desperate
Nuh nur
#81: Dec 6th 2014 at 12:47:56 PM

Jondanger #1: You discover one of those big windows that have a whole lot of T Vs in them, each of which are tuned to the same news channel. You see the latest news, something about big red tentacle things.


piono #1: Someone like the King of Yugoslavia or something.


jlablue #1: You are on the same Earth as everyone else.


Brahian #1: Success in teleporting out of piono's grasp. You unsheathe you sword and hold it towards him. (I've always wondered if that sword hurts or not)


piono #2: Space manipulation can't stop the flow of energy from the Green Sun, if that was the case then Jade could've easily killed Jack long ago.


kages #1: You find a local relaxing in a coffee shop.


Dimentio #1: Unfortunately, Mexico has only one nuclear power plant, and that's in Alto Verde, fairly far away from you!


Tabbune #!: You teleport to them in... space? Can you do that?


When I say you get infinite respawns, what I really mean is that you'll respawn so long as the method by which you respawn is available. Minecraftians would die permanently by having their souls destroyed.

Follow my Tumblr.
bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#82: Dec 6th 2014 at 1:20:35 PM

Bec Noir. HP: 14, 000/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000

Hah, listen to this guy. He thinks he's so smart, doesn't he? Think's he's so great and powerful. Well, you'll show him. Even if you could stop the miles, there's no way you're doing that now.

Nobody can stop the miles, you say.

>Jack: Stabby stabby!

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#83: Dec 6th 2014 at 2:35:47 PM

Heavy. HP: 1300/1300 DF: 550/600 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 Speed: 1/1 (0.5/0.5 when revving or firing)

I wander around some more.

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#84: Dec 6th 2014 at 2:50:25 PM

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 10, 501/10, 501

((Note: for story reasons, piono isn't actually soul-bonded to most of his really over powered swords, only to Oblivion's Destroyer, Rapture, the Arch Angel's Blade and the Cherubic Rapier. Although I suppose this revelation won't affect his stats much since in terms of shifting not-quite decided continuity, piono's also soul-bonded large numbers of lesser alchemies, and his stats sort of don't include the effects of his elemental alchemies yet anyways))

Noir attempts to stab piono.

Piono grabs the end of the sword faster than he can react, pulls it from Noir's hands, then snaps it in half across his knee. Then shatters the halves with ice magic. Then incinerates the pieces with fire. Then disperses the ashes with gravity and space magic. Then distorts the remnants with distortion magic.

Bad dog.

piono punches Bec Noir with the vastly amplified strength that comes from his various alchemies, sending him reeling. It doesn't send him flying, but it does hurt a bit. Well, were it not for the fact that we're in fiction land, it would have sent him flying, us being in space and all, but ignore physics for right now so we can be awesome. Anyway, the punch deals like, 1 damage, if that.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#85: Dec 6th 2014 at 3:01:57 PM

Bec Noir. HP: 13, 999/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000

Dammit! The guy caught you off-guard. This is what you get for being so overconfident. This is also what you get when you try to start a fight when you've been flying nonstop for two years.

Hopefully that sword regenerates so you can stab him again.

>Jack: Teleport behind him.

>Acquire tentacles.

>Grab his arms.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#86: Dec 6th 2014 at 6:14:54 PM

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 10, 501/10, 501

Piono has already turned around by the time Noir has finished teleporting.

He proceeds to grab the tentacles and tie them into a knot. ((piono is capable of moving faster than Itchy in top gear. His top-tier moving is basically stopping time for his movements. That's from ircucvci, I just realized how low piono's speed stat is compared to what it should be))

I've killed worse than you before Noir. And since I'm not from an area affected by the Green Sun, I can read your actions better than you can read mine. You're going to stop the red miles. Before someone important dies.

In a flash, a small quantity of blood floats into the void of space, piono is now holding Ircucvci, Bec Noir is now missing his pinkie.

((try bum-rushing him with something really big. Piono's not going to be an adversary you can beat with a quick take-down. Any of his individual elemental alchemies is strong enough to level an entire state since they're uber-charged))

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#87: Dec 6th 2014 at 6:37:54 PM

Tabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 100, 000/100, 000 EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form)

Well, I could.

I cast a spell to help me breathe in space. 1000 mana consumption each update.

edited 6th Dec '14 6:46:20 PM by Tabbune

kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#88: Dec 6th 2014 at 8:22:38 PM

Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250

I jog up to the local.

"Excuse me, could you tell me what city this is?" I ask. "I'm kinda lost."

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#89: Dec 7th 2014 at 10:05:11 AM

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Seeing as to how he hasn't accomplished anything yet, he continues not accomplishing anything. Probably.

Quaint uses teh wawnd majycks to slowly levitate. A weak shield begins forming. He begins singing a song that either barely applies. In the situation or totally does. Either way, it's a good song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1PXtRZGhhqE

Quaint sings a lot. He is fairly campy and petty.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Xcano Nuh nur from Chiefland, FL Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Desperate
Nuh nur
#90: Dec 8th 2014 at 2:48:15 PM

b Ra #1: Bec thrusts towards piono, but piono blocks it.


Jondanger #1: You wander right into an airport.


pionoplayer #1: Failure in breaking the sword, but Bec goes flying. Because space.

Bec Noir. HP: 13, 999/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000


b Ra #2: (GIGGLES LIKE AN IMMATURE CHILD) Heheheheehheh. Tentacles.


pionoplayer #2: You tie the tentacles into a knot, but he just teleports them away and makes new ones. Bec sucks on his severed pinky, but recovers it.

If your speed is really that high then...

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 23,000,001/23,000,001


Tabbune #1: Minimizing MP cost to only 500 per update. It's just a relatively simple telekinesis spell on the Earth's air.


kages #1: The local replies, "Stoneville, where are you from?"


Dimentios #1: Quaint soon learns that the song barely applies to the situation. You are now levitating above the city. There's lots of lights, so that's nice. Then again, there's also a lot of fire and death, so that's not as nice.

Follow my Tumblr.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#91: Dec 8th 2014 at 2:55:28 PM

Heavy. HP: 1300/1300 DF: 550/600 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 Speed: 1/1 (0.5/0.5 when revving or firing)

I sneak onto one of the planes.

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#92: Dec 8th 2014 at 9:01:03 PM

Tabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 99, 500/100, 000 (-500 per update (Breathing help)) EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form)

Hmm... I'll try watching a bit more. I can't fight any of them head on for now. I wait a bit more while trying to stabilize because I'm not used to space.

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#93: Dec 9th 2014 at 3:36:54 AM

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 23, 000, 001/23, 000, 001

((Yeah, sorry if it seems a bit unfair, I'm trying to keep his fighting skills comparable with what he actually has. He is skilled enough that he took down Lord English before he had any of these soul-bonding upgrades. Quite handily too. But yeah, my apologies to Surt and b Ra, I really have no problem if you guys gang up on me, that'd actually be pretty fair considering the circumstances.))

Piono folds his arms.

Well?

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#94: Dec 9th 2014 at 7:03:44 AM

Bec Noir. HP: 13, 999/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000

>Jack: Growl menacingly.

>Teleport us to the moon.

((srsly surt where are you))

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#95: Dec 9th 2014 at 7:13:07 AM

Tabbune. HP: 500/500 DF: 800/800 MP: 99, 500/100, 000 (-500 per update (Breathing help)) EN: 0/0 SP: 50/50 Items: Magical Wrath (gem form)

Really? I just got here and you teleported? Fine. I follow Bec Noir and Piono to the moon, but I try to remain hidden from them.

Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#96: Dec 9th 2014 at 3:18:01 PM

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And He'll twist you RRRRRR Roooo-hound! You know he'll turn your head!

A steady stream of majyck is directed towards the moon, vaguely where Jack is.

   Can't fight this urge to turn towards him, oh no nooooo-oh.   

edited 9th Dec '14 3:18:29 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
kagescorpionakki Breath of the Sun from Long Ago Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Breath of the Sun
#97: Dec 9th 2014 at 3:21:16 PM

Saitama. HP: 300, 000/300, 000 DF: 1/1 MP: 0/0 EN: 0/0 SP: 250/250

I pause, considering this.

"I'm... from Z-City." I say, as realization dawns on me. "This isn't Japan, is it?"

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#98: Dec 9th 2014 at 5:03:56 PM

Piono. HP: 18, 100/18, 100 DF: 18, 000/10, 500 MP: 7, 900/Infinity EN: 50, 000/50, 000 SP: 23, 000, 001/23, 000, 001

Piono sighs, then grabs Noir by the throat, and quicker than a flash, cuts off another finger.

You're running out of digits here Jack. Stop the red miles.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#99: Dec 9th 2014 at 6:11:45 PM

Bec Noir. HP: 13, 999/15, 000 DF: 50/50 MP: 1, 000, 000/1, 000, 000 (regenerate 100, 000 per turn) EN: 0/0 SP: 25, 000, 000/25, 000, 000

>Teleport out of his grasp

>Nurse injured finger

>Growl some more

((paging ~Surt ))

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Surt Crazy Awesome Personified from Perth, Australia Since: Aug, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Crazy Awesome Personified
#100: Dec 9th 2014 at 8:19:22 PM

   Well, this place is no fun at all! Bye!   

Kefka teleports out, presumably to another universe to conquer.

Sorry, but I'm finding myself needing to cut back on my fun time. There's simply too much stuff to take care of right now. I'll still be here, but I won't be posting as much as I have been able to in the past. So... Yeah.

edited 9th Dec '14 8:19:52 PM by Surt

Party time!

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