"Attack On Marvel?": Attack On Titan/Marvel Crossover

So, a Venom Titan is possible, correct?

People forget, Spider-man doesn't kill people, unless they happen to be unborn girls. So he's not just going to be destroying Titans as soon as they show up.

All the same, to press ten tons over your head and spin webs stronger than steel suggests he would do a good job at protecting civilians from Titans. Which is what most super heroes do anyway. Guys like Thor might be able to fight living planets and Snakes the size of the Earth, but you can't very will thunder the surface down to bedrock or rend them with 200 mile an hour winds if titans are in a populated area. There is other tension to be had here beyond will the hero die. And really, with entire realms full of fire demons, refugees from a burning galaxy and the ones who sit above in shadow, would titans even register on Thor's radar. Yes, defending Earth is Thor's job among the Aesir but from stuff he's immediately available to stop from coming to Earth, stuff like Trolls and Elves. It's not as if Thor's there every time the Brood or Technarch invade. Hulk is even worse. His main motivation is "Leave Hulk alone!" Once titans figure out the irradiated giant is no good to eat and he's content to jump away when they stop trying, that will be the end of his involvement without some plot contrivances.

Of course, there is nearly endless potential for plot contrivances here, starting with super villains. Forget about what Reed Richards might do with a titan. What about AIM, Hydra, The Hand, Apocalypse, the High Evolutionary? Or indeed, Carrion, the Brood, Phalanx or Technarch?

I'm confused. Spider-Man never killed a baby.

In a way, he did. By making a deal with Mephisto, Peter not only gave up his marriage with MJ, but also gave up their future child-to-be. If Peter and MJ had stayed together, they would have have a kid, had raised a family. That's the point of the upcoming 'Renew Your Vows' AU in Secret Wars; it's a world where Peter, in all liklyhood, never made the deal with Mephisto, and where they stayed married and had their kid. But by Peter making that deal, Peter and MJ never were never married, and would never have their kid. And on top of that, Peter saw his kid, via one of the visions from Mephisto. And yet, he made the deal anyway, to save someone who had already been alive for decades, and had lived a full, long life, in favor of letting his child-to-be eventually be born. So yes, in a way, Peter not only killed a baby, but his own child. Or at least that's how some choose to see it.

edited 12th Nov '14 9:12:28 AM by kkhohoho

Someone who told Peter to let go of her and that she was ready to die, no less. If I'm not mistaken.

edited 12th Nov '14 9:00:52 AM by TheSpaceJawa

Multiple times even.

But we can't have any of that because this is comics and comics these days are whatever they were when the Editor In Chief was a kid. So that means loser Peter, no Mary Jane, and living alone with his ailing aunt.

Don't forget not having kids.

Thinking back to when I read it (my first Spider-Man comic) in summer camp, I feel like he didn't realize MJ was pregnant until the deal was done. "Hey, so, Parker, your wife was pregnant. Little girl was your daughter. HA! Devil out, peace!"

It was still an idiotic decision of monumental proportions.

it is easily one of the worst comics i've ever read. the reasoning behind the idea was horrible and based entirely on quesada's nostalgia, not to mention the execution was *bad*.

The Guardians of the Galaxy will be appearing as well◊.

NO CHANCE. The titans have NO FUCKING CHANCE.

You don't know that.

Unless the Avengers and the Guardians catch a sudden case of the stupidity virus, there is nothing about the Titans that gives them any real challenge.

I thought I just explained why the Titans had a fairly decent chance but whatever. This isn't the universe The Punisher killed or anything.

You mean besides the fact that they're invincible except for one tiny spot on the back of their necks?

Hey, yeah. Did you even read the last few pages, Sharknado, or did you just pop in to say that Marvel is going to win in like two pages?

edited 13th Nov '14 7:06:30 PM by maxwellelvis

They're invincible in a universe where humans are squishy and all non-Maneuver-Gear technology is limited to cannons and muskets.

Yeah, but that doesn't say they will be equivalent of zombies in universe where humans have automatic rifles and can shoot lasers from their eyes

Nah, Marvel's still got this. The power difference between the two universes is just too uneven unless the deck is seriously stacked in the Titans' favor.

The best chance the Titans have is if half of Earth's population become Titans.

I thought I got it covered pretty well how much the Military and the Superhumans have the upper hand.

What about blowing up their entire neck and head in order to get that one tiny spot?

Or even their entire upper body?

Or what about Thor just smashes them over and over with Mjolnir until they're just meat-paste?

<_< Do I have to point that unless they know to aim for neck, they will still live?

Heck, doesn't matter if you destroy the whole neck area if you don't destroy their brains located in the nape.

Plus, if normal civilians transform into titans, I'd like to think that marvel heroes don't kill random civilians that fast :p

Then again, my personal guess is that cross over probably won't give Attack on Titan spoilers, so the titans will just show up out of nowhere

edited 13th Nov '14 11:15:01 PM by SpookyMask