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VPhantom Man on a Mission Since: Apr, 2009
Man on a Mission
#76: Oct 27th 2014 at 6:18:06 PM

Right now, it was certainly a good thing Alice's nerves were (almost literally) made of steel, otherwise she would have turned into a nervous wreck... Not that she wasn't anxious on the inside, but at least her body and voice didn't reflect that emotion. She could tell when someone wasn't sincere, and the demon's girl attempt to extract information from her was so obvious, that it was almost painful to her. However, her inherently honest nature didn't allowed her to make stuff up in order to try to throw her off-track... So, the best she could do would be to give her “useless” info so that she couldn't use it against Kenneth.

-“He is a good singer and a good friend. He has a nice minivan.”, she said as she pointed towards the psychedelic vehicle, “I even helped him to paint it and repair it.”

edited 27th Oct '14 6:19:04 PM by VPhantom

"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#77: Oct 27th 2014 at 6:21:47 PM

Lilith rolled her eyes. None of these facts were answering her question. "Are you fucking him?" She asked Alice bluntly. "And if not, do you want to? Because I'm probably going to want to stake my claim in that feathered goldmine."

edited 27th Oct '14 6:22:19 PM by Saturn

RomanianInquisitor Is this your power, Yagami? from Spring, Texas! Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Is this your power, Yagami?
#78: Oct 27th 2014 at 6:39:35 PM

With Tsukika

Sylvester nodded his scaly head as he descended the stairs a bit slower than normal, due to the luggage wrapped up by his tail. "Irisssssssss a friend of yourssssss..?" He asked, even though the answer was more than likely obvious. He had never really been around so many people at one time.

"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM Sniper
VPhantom Man on a Mission Since: Apr, 2009
Man on a Mission
#79: Oct 27th 2014 at 6:40:35 PM

Alice was genuinely confused after hearing the demoness annoyed question, as she was using a word she was genuinely not familiar with... She might have heard her grandpa uttering it once in exasperation, but he told her she didn't need to know that word, because it wasn't appropriate for a kind girl like her. That said, he never explained her what it meant on the first place, which is why she had to ask:

-“'Fuck'? What does 'fuck' mean? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that word. Does it imply some sort of aggression? If that's so, I would say: No, I don't want to 'fuck' Kenneth, because I would never do anything to hurt a friend of mine."

Then she took a brief pause in order to analyze her second statement, to which she replied...

-"And he's an avian creature, not an excavation made on earth with the purpose of extracting the 79th element in the periodic table, so 'goldmine' isn't an appropriate term.”

edited 27th Oct '14 6:42:13 PM by VPhantom

"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#80: Oct 27th 2014 at 7:10:03 PM

Lilith stared blankly at Alice for a moment. Then, all the demonic horned three-headed hamsters in her brain began running on their flaming wheels. Ohh...She was really going to like this girl. Looks like she found her next female friend after Rachel. Two very different girls to say the least.

"Nooo...Dear. I want to get into his pants. "Fucking" is sex. You know, sex. Doing it. Boning. Banging. Getting laid. Getting busy! Humping. Getting it on. Shagging. Screwing. Pounding. Getting a dicking. A bit of how's your father. Fadoodling. Hanky Panky. The beast with two backs."

Lilith was starting to enjoy herself, nostalgia taking her back to her old sleepovers in hell with her girlfriends in middle school, where they would make long long lists of all the slang for it that they had learned over the centuries. She recited it off, matter-of-factually and her in normal distant drone.

"To know in the biblical sense. Making whoopie. Get one’s ashes hauled. Ride a dragon upon St. George. Bump uglies. Knock boots. The ol' Slap and Tickle. The Horizontal Mambo. The Mattress Macarena. Playing Hide the Sausage. Happy Happy Fun Time. Get a little stanky on the down low. Ride the flagpole. Hot beef injection. Roast the Broomstick. Hide the Bishop. Makin' bacon. Nookie. Porking. Dip his wick. The feather bed jig. Threading a needle. Winding the clock. Rock the casbah. The bedroom rodeo. Feed the kitty. Stuffing the turkey. Making feet for children's shoes. The disappearing cane trick. Bring the skin boat to tuna town. Bouncing on the pogo stick. Getting the muffin buttered. A bit of clam dip. Getting my plumping fixed. Rumple the foreskin. Riding the wild bull. Getting my itch scratched. Sliming the banana. Sweeping the chimney. Stabbing the trout. Storming the trenches. Bringing the one-eyed monster to the optometrist. Two person pushups. Throwing a log on the fire. Fucking."

edited 27th Oct '14 7:38:03 PM by Saturn

VPhantom Man on a Mission Since: Apr, 2009
Man on a Mission
#81: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:05:06 PM

The information flow that the demon girl had just inflicted upon Alice was a little too much for her to handle... And something told her she actually did it on purpose after listening to her previous response. Too many unknown idioms and expressions that she wasn't familiar with, all of them making her mind race in a futile attempt to try to grasp them, getting her stuck in a vocalization loop...

-“I... I... I... I... I...”

However, she used her right fist in order to hit her forehead to try to escape from the information loop she was caught on. Not an elegant solution, but it worked most of the time. The sound of super-alloy clashing against itself was rather strident, and some sparks were even generated after the impact, but Alice didn't seem worse for wear after it, and it appeared like the loop was broken after all...

-“...I don't know the majority of those expressions, but I do know about 'sex': Coitus or copulation, is chiefly the insertion and thrusting of a male's penis, usually when erect, into a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction. There are many other forms of intercourse, but apparently that's the most common iteration of it.”

...She said after reciting the definition she had read in a dictionary some time ago, not making conscience of the implications of it until she had finished. It was a rather personal question, now that she thought about it... Not that she had any objections about answering it, but still it felt strange responding to it for some reason.

-“In that case, I'd say: No, I haven't engaged in copulation with Kenneth. He's just a friend to me, not a sexual companion. I don't think I'm even capable to that, though. My body is mechanical, so it lacks many features an organic body would have, including a functional reproductive system and erogenous zones.”

edited 27th Oct '14 8:10:37 PM by VPhantom

"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
SarcasticallyInsane The Titleless from Tommorow Since: May, 2010
The Titleless
#82: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:10:29 PM

Kenneth caught the tail-end of Alice's explanation and turned around, wrapping his arm around her shoulder. "Yep, I have tried my damnsest to hook Plug-n-Play here up with any number of boys, girls, and robotic, ah... instruments, but she doesn't really do the whole Prime Directive thing."

edited 27th Oct '14 8:11:08 PM by SarcasticallyInsane

Hey look!. Yu-Gi-Oh meets wrasslin'!
Starbound2 Since: Jan, 2001
#83: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:12:20 PM

Underage

Helena folded her arms and pouted at the correction. "Well fine, if it bothers you so much, I'll stick with Jake, Jack."

Sticking out her tongue for a sec, she unfolded her arms and loosened up a bit. "Anyway, thanks for coming, Jake; was afraid I'd be the only one my age going on this hogwash of a trip. I don't think we even decided where we want to go yet. I wonder if any of these 'adults' even know what they're doing..."

At least I have Smash... ...thought.

"Hey, do you have a 3DS? Maybe we could play something on the road. Gonna be a long trip otherwise."

Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#84: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:15:21 PM

Lilith smiled and slipped in in Alice's place, wrapping Kenneth's arm around her. "Well, then I guess she won't feel jealousy either~"

TehStanman Master Saboteur from Standard Since: Feb, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Master Saboteur
#85: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:38:27 PM

"Yeah, tell me about it." Jake said as he looked back at the adults doing... whatever. "So far, every single person I've met here is a completely moron." He then paused for a second, and held up Bud. "Well, except for this talking guitar here! He's cool."

"And no, Helena, I don't have a 3DS because unlike you, I'm not a nerd." Jake said obnoxiously.

"Why does everything have to loop back to YGO?" -Guy who ruined YGO
SarcasticallyInsane The Titleless from Tommorow Since: May, 2010
The Titleless
#86: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:41:49 PM

"Nah," Kenneth said obliviously, "she's actually got feelings. Just a bit clunky about them. And she's kinda protective. This one time, well, there were some Minotaurs that killed me, and to avoid paying insurance I had to cry to heal them after Plug-N-Play was done with them. Really sucked for everyone involved."

Hey look!. Yu-Gi-Oh meets wrasslin'!
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#87: Oct 27th 2014 at 8:55:30 PM

Lilith groaned in her head to herself, not being careful to keep Alice from seeing her look of annoyance. She turned back to Kenneth, wrapping her arms around his neck. "Enough about your robot friend...Tell me more about you. What brings you on the trip?" She wagged her horned tail a bit, letting out some of her magic, letting her pheromone and scent waft in the air around Kenneth. Anyone close enough would probably smell it too.

SarcasticallyInsane The Titleless from Tommorow Since: May, 2010
The Titleless
#88: Oct 27th 2014 at 9:03:31 PM

"I'm the singer in the band," Kenneth said. "Plus, the only guy. And kind of the face of the band, not to brag, but... I kinda stick out the most."

Hey look!. Yu-Gi-Oh meets wrasslin'!
VPhantom Man on a Mission Since: Apr, 2009
Man on a Mission
#89: Oct 27th 2014 at 9:21:06 PM

Slightly irked after getting displaced in such a nonchalant manner, but ultimately bound by her gentle nature, Alice was forced to see how her friend was seduced by the demoness. However, while she didn't want to be rude nor violent, she also didn't want for that to happen. Kenneth might be immortal, but his heart was still fragile... Too many people had hurt him in the past after they took advantage of his good nature, and Alice didn't want for him to be hurt like that again. The least she could do, was to try to prevent it. Speaking at a moderately high volume, she said:

-“Kenneth, didn't we have to pick up some passengers at their homes? Maybe they could use my help. Let's go for them, my friend.”

edited 27th Oct '14 9:21:43 PM by VPhantom

"It's better to burn out... THAN TO FADE AWAY!"
SarcasticallyInsane The Titleless from Tommorow Since: May, 2010
The Titleless
#90: Oct 28th 2014 at 11:11:16 AM

Kenneth nodded at Alice. "Yeah, but we need Nosfermada and Horsehair to come with us so we have the whole band together."

Hey look!. Yu-Gi-Oh meets wrasslin'!
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#91: Oct 28th 2014 at 11:21:32 AM

"Don't tell me yer gonna play?" The source of the voice may not have been immediately apparent to anyone who hadn't the presence of mind to look down, but those who did would be greeted with the pleasure of a foot-tall, hooded figure, stood as confident as a giant, one hand at his side, the other bony limb holding a scythe, of appropriate size to match the mini-Reaper - to which an equally bony rat clutched onto, resplendent in it's own hood. "Because seriously... Have ya even figured out what kinda music you make yet?"

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
desdendelle Hooded Crow from Land of Milk and Honey (Sergeant) Relationship Status: Hiding
Hooded Crow
#92: Oct 28th 2014 at 11:38:33 AM

Arthur groaned. He looked slightly green. “Larry's” appearance, however, made him smile. “Lookie here, it's Little Death and his Death of Rats. How are you doing down there, Skellie?” he asked, his headache mostly forgotten.

On empty crossroads, seek the eclipse -- for when Sol and Lua align, the lost shall find their way home.
Plumbum The Plum and Only from Chichester, United Kingdom Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
The Plum and Only
#93: Oct 28th 2014 at 12:09:37 PM

"Not too shabby, Lajoie. An' I'll have ya know the name's Larry." Larry responded, whilst the Grim Squeaker seemed far more interested in hopping away from the scythe and investigating this new human, even if it couldn't quite reach - instead seeminlgy settling for snaeking under the RV itself. "So, I'm guessin' you're some kinda freak too, hey? What can you do?"

edited 28th Oct '14 12:19:07 PM by Plumbum

Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Taco Since: Jan, 2001
#94: Oct 28th 2014 at 12:15:12 PM

"Hey." Bud said. "Don't do that, it doesn't pay to harass people like that, Jake."

Starbound2 Since: Jan, 2001
#95: Oct 28th 2014 at 12:47:01 PM

Helena glared daggers at Jake for a few seconds... starting to laugh.

"Okay, that's fair; it's not like I'm gonna deny it!" she said through her chuckle. "But enjoy staring out the window for hours at a time; I'll just be playing Smash and Kid Icarus between stops."

Taking a gloved talon, Helena lightly strummed Bud once. "So, when'd you learn how to play guitar, Jake? Never seemed like the type for it."

TehStanman Master Saboteur from Standard Since: Feb, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Master Saboteur
#96: Oct 28th 2014 at 12:57:30 PM

Jake scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Oh, I don't really know how to play. We never really had the money to afford lessons. But Bud here kind of guides me through playing him. He called it an... 'ace band' or something."

"Why does everything have to loop back to YGO?" -Guy who ruined YGO
ImmortalNeet Eternal Princess from Eientei Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Eternal Princess
#97: Oct 28th 2014 at 1:14:00 PM

"Hey Ta-chan. I'm good. We're all ready over here, just waiting on you guys. Admittedly feeling a bit third wheelish with the lovers out side. Currently retreated to the kitchen, figured I would come out bearing drinks. The more time they spend sipping latte the less they have to suck face or whisper sweet nothings right? I don't want to get in the way, but its awkward when you're alone with them. So send back up soon ok?"

As Iris talked on the phone she made the three cups of coffee. She wasn't much of a chef, but when she did do things in the kitchen, she made sure the final product looked good. She had a habit of spending more time on the garnish the what it was she was making. Each coffee was topped with whip cream, cinnamon, and chocolate shavings with ice cubes placed into Yuna's, not that she needed it. But each also suffered from being cheap store bought coffee beans and having alttile too much creamer put into it so Iris could get it to be a pleasing color.

"How about you? Things running smoothly? Don't remember everyone who is going, but there has to be someone who can give you hand with your bags right? Not sure if Kenny goes for the whole chivalry thing, and while Rachel seems nice, carrying bags maybe taboo in rich culture."

How do you kill that which has no life?
Gladonost Too Orky For You from Exterminatus'd Since: Dec, 2011 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Too Orky For You
#98: Oct 28th 2014 at 4:25:25 PM

"Everything's going pretty smoothly on our side, this nice lamius boy came up to help me with my bags and we're heading out to the cars now, and if I remember right, most everybody else is here so we should be able to come grab you guys shortly!" replied Tsukika over the phone, nervously eyeing the violin case currently propped on top of the suitcase she was holding with one arm as she descended the stairs.

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Will you make a contract with me?
RomanianInquisitor Is this your power, Yagami? from Spring, Texas! Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Is this your power, Yagami?
#99: Oct 28th 2014 at 4:27:50 PM

"I'll put your thingsssssss in the RV." Sylvester hissed to her as they exited back out of the building, making his way over to the RV. He turned to Helena as he was putting her things up and asked: "Who elssssssse is riding with ussssss?"

"I am nature's weapon. You are unfit to carry on your species, and I shall ensure that you do not do so!" - Charles Darwin, XCOM Sniper
Starbound2 Since: Jan, 2001
#100: Oct 28th 2014 at 4:46:52 PM

"Ace band? A bit early to be calling it that..."

Helena saw her brother coming over and at the sound of who goes in what car, she knew exactly what to say.

"SHOTGUN!"


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