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Dec 27th 2016 at 8:48:23 PM

He'll be ashamed of how much Americans ruined vampires.

If you give a forum game a bump.

TroperNo9001 The Bookish Bug Horse from The School of Friendship Relationship Status: Brony
The Bookish Bug Horse
Dec 27th 2016 at 9:02:43 PM

The mods will eventually lock it.

If you give a Temmie a tem flek...

"Pillows! How nice! This castle is gonna be much more comfy."
DrNoPuma Lemm from Dream Land Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Lemm
Dec 28th 2016 at 8:12:05 AM

[temmie intensifies]

If you give a giraffe a necktie...

edited 28th Dec '16 8:12:16 AM by DrNoPuma

I have no idea what the context of this is
fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Dec 28th 2016 at 8:29:06 AM

It'll try to wear it, but first will get confused on whether the necktie will go above its neck or below its neck. The laws of physics dictate that the necktie will drop down its neck, but then again, as the circumference of the giraffe's neck increases as it goes down...

If you give a bumblebee proof that its ability to fly breaks the laws of aviation...

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arcada188 gangster gecko with weird forked tongue from YOBA
gangster gecko with weird forked tongue
Dec 28th 2016 at 8:30:23 AM

The bumblebee will not respond. It does not know human language.

If you give Hoshi a tied-up Chargeman Ken...

Wake up! We want to taunt you mercilessly.
RandomWriter413 Vegeta from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Vegeta
Dec 28th 2016 at 8:46:33 AM

The Juralian Empire has no one to oppose them, and advances, brutally ruining most of the planet.

All because Hoshi was thinking with his pants, instead of his brain.

If you give Peridot an army of friendly Watermelon Stevens....

edited 28th Dec '16 8:47:03 AM by RandomWriter413

Character Development is huge, even with this guy.
Dec 28th 2016 at 8:48:40 AM

RAPE!

If you give Genndy a Popeye movie...

TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 27th 2017 at 5:43:50 PM

He makes it into a traditionally animated movie that fails because of Dexter's Lab haters.

If you give a child determination...

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
TacoBadger The Hero of Sig Party Center from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
The Hero of Sig Party Center
Jun 27th 2017 at 6:29:35 PM

Then an entire species could be liberated, or destroyed.

If you give a baby a shrink ray

HUZZAH
Thegeniusyoshi I have chortles! from Blubble Lake Relationship Status: Abstaining
I have chortles!
Jun 27th 2017 at 6:36:38 PM

Bad things.
If you give a People Sit On Chairs YKTTW trope a hat..

edited 27th Jun '17 6:37:14 PM by Thegeniusyoshi

"BY THE POWER OF SPARKLES AND MAGIC YOU SHALL NOW HAVE BABIES" - Starclan 5/21/17 "What is it, land on Luigi day?" - Luigi
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jun 27th 2017 at 9:46:59 PM

It'll wear the hat on it's head.

If you give a tunneler a minimech...

TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 28th 2017 at 9:22:20 AM

He tunnels through it. Conga Rats! You can no longer use the only mech in the world.

If you give a Dr No Puma a copy of Undertale..

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
TroperNo9001 The Bookish Bug Horse from The School of Friendship Relationship Status: Brony
The Bookish Bug Horse
Jun 28th 2017 at 10:33:59 AM

He'd probably go for the Pacifist Route first, because he knows the story already. Sorry, Puma. tongue

If you give a troll some Faygo...

"Pillows! How nice! This castle is gonna be much more comfy."
TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 28th 2017 at 10:35:29 AM

He goes crazy and kills John.

If you give a cookie a mouse....

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Jun 28th 2017 at 4:27:42 PM

You have a cookie on fucking rotten Krabby Patty levels.

If you give an otaku a ticket to a football game...

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jun 28th 2017 at 9:05:44 PM

It's 4 Gregs all over again.

If you give the Kool-Aid man some poisoned Kool-Aid powder....

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jun 29th 2017 at 5:28:35 AM

you're gonna end up with a lot of dead kids.

If you give Tales Of Under a Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann reference...

TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jul 27th 2017 at 8:43:23 PM

He won't understand it.

If you give a forum game a bump...

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
TacoBadger The Hero of Sig Party Center from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
The Hero of Sig Party Center
Jul 27th 2017 at 8:48:34 PM

It might be rekindled.

If you give an adolescent fascist a colony of miniature creatures...

HUZZAH
TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jul 27th 2017 at 8:51:20 PM

He destroys them and leaves a giant mess. What have you done?

If you give Andrew Hussie a script for Tropers: The Series....

(Injokes galore)

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Jul 28th 2017 at 2:23:14 AM

Every single named character will die at least once, get shipped with every other character and the timeline will jump around at random.

If you give me an idea of something to give and who to give it too

TalesofUnder The Ultimate Chef from Born in West Azabu and raised in South Aoyama Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The Ultimate Chef
Jan 6th 2018 at 10:09:05 PM

You misunderstand the idea, and interpret horribly.

If you give a cookie a mouse...

"But, could you guys call me the Ultimate Chef instead? It has more of a...big-city flavor to it, you know?"
StarAndroidJaguar ... from some body once told me Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Jan 7th 2018 at 1:33:33 AM

It uses teh internetz!!! but no giv cukee or it get MAD

If you give a fire god ice cream...

back door
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Jan 7th 2018 at 7:45:13 AM

It goes on a rampage and destroys everything in sight after the ice cream melts.

If you give a sailor a tuxedo...

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
arcada188 gangster gecko with weird forked tongue from YOBA
gangster gecko with weird forked tongue
Jan 7th 2018 at 7:49:26 AM

He will throw into the sea. He's a TRUE sailor, not a pansy!

If you give a hyena a sniping rifle...

edited 7th Jan '18 7:49:42 AM by arcada188

Wake up! We want to taunt you mercilessly.

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