Braids From S286 Not Included
He'll throw the banana peel on the floor.
If you give a child DETERMINATION...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Absolute Madman
He'll likely die alone.
If you give a big brother a pair of twin sisters.
"We be we baby!"
You can go home Courier...
He'll punch you regardless.
throwback
Weird things happen.
If you give Batman a pink Batmobile...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
Fly Air Madeline
He'll just give it to his daughter.
If you give a squirrel a VR headset...
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Red Like Santa
The Absolute Madman
He dies
If you give "if you give a mouse a cookie" an Amazon series.
"We be we baby!"
throwback
It'll get moved to Netflix and earn six seasons and a So Bad, It's Good movie that bombs in the box office.
If you give a dying forum game a defibrillator...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
The Absolute Madman
Then the defibrillator is obviously a bored troper.
If you give me a dollar.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Asgore Adopts Noelle
OH GOD! SO MUCH BLOOD!
If you give a Vampire some human blood.
The Absolute Madman
He'll also suck yours.
If you give a Pikachu an evolution.
"We be we baby!"
Braids From S286 Not Included
throwback
He'd probably climb the walls!
If you give a a shih tzu
◊ a stuffed hedgehog...
The Absolute Madman
She'll tear it to shreds.
If you give a child a real Lamborghini...
"We be we baby!"
loafing about
They would crash it into the garage because they would have Had the Silly Thing in Reverse.
If you give plants electrolytes, the stuff they crave for...
Red Like Santa
The Absolute Madman
Sexy fun times!!!
If you give Hyoudou Issei boobs to hold...
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
He gets nose blood everywhere.
If you give Ryuko a Kill La Kill incest doujin
Now known as Cyber Controller
The Absolute Madman
She'll beat your ass and stuff the doujin in it.
If you give me some sort of virus.
"We be we baby!"
throwback
You'll sneeze and hack and it will not be pretty.
If you give a bagel some cream cheese...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
The Absolute Madman
Yummy bagel -Luigi
If you give Sonic the Hedgehog some Red bull
"We be we baby!"
He turns into sanic. Gotta go fast!
If you give Ronald McDonald a Burger King meal...
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Hell has frozen over.
If you give a monkey a banana.
"We be we baby!"