Nope.
You can have flight, super strength, and invincibility.
But.
You will become extremely overweight and smell bad.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseNo.
You wake up and find the world styled like TAWOG
BUT
Sarah will stalk you until you're dead.
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice*hands the button off to some unsuspecting person*
You will get a puppy
BUT
You will be told the day it dies.
I am the once and future king.Screw that, I can just get a puppy at the pound.
You will gain $10,000,000.
BUT.
You have to deal with all the IRS crap for another person.
edited 5th Jun '14 4:26:08 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseAs long as s it's only once, press.
You gain the ability to punch things and break them as in Mine Craft
BUT
You will be perceived as a real life Creeper to everyone but yourself.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!That'll ward off people who play Minecraft.
The button is now an egg
AND
It's made of chocolate
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceUh, yes.
You are a psychic.
BUT.
You know what day you die, and there's no way to change it.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseYes. Knowing when I'll die encourages me to get more out of the time I have.
You write a book series that outsells Harry Potter and Twilight combined
BUT
Stephenie Meyer is your co-author.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!As long as i get cold hard cash.
You find a journal like the ones from Gravity Falls
BUT
it's instead filled with the psychotic thoughts of a crazy person than weird creatures
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceNope.
You gain ownership of Stephanie Meyer's brainstorming journal
AND
There's no useful information inside.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.And I want that why?
You get to fly.
....
By the power of flatulence.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseFartMan to the rescue!
You get a supercomputer capable of running any program ever written and that ever could be written
BUT
the OS is an omni-compatible version of Microsoft Bob (Gateway 2000 edition).
edited 5th Jun '14 6:37:48 PM by razorrozar7
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!Sure. I could learn the OS.
You get a million dollars...
...but...
Someone else is condemned to live in poverty for the rest of their life, with no hope of escape.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."A true human being would feel the painful guilt for that person for years, but i'm not most people. Plus, it could be one of my hated enemies getting his/her just deserts.
Press the button and it rains chocolate milk
BUT
A Baby Born will die before the storm
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceChocolate milk rain would be unpleasant no matter what else happened.
You can airbend.
BUT.
You are The Last Airbender.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseIf we're talking one of those cutesy baby dolls I always used to see advertised while watching Transformers Cybertron, that's an added bonus. I hated their commercials.
If it's an actual baby, fuck no.
Sure. My current life is shit anyway.
You get fabulous wealth and riches...
...but...
...you can't use it to help anyone else, nor can you earn any ordinary money or do any ordinary work.
edited 5th Jun '14 7:03:21 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."No. I want to earn my money and I want to share it.
You are a famous and attractive celebrity (you become a new one, not a pre-existing one)
BUT
all of your current favorite actor/author/designer's work from now on will be half-assed and shoddy.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!I don't really want all that attention, anyway.
You get top billing on a movie.
BUT.
It's Dragon Ball Evolution 2.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseNah.
You obtain the ability to assist your friends with their problems that really matter
BUT
You are unaware of the Real Life issues that come with helping everyone around you all the time.
I am the once and future king.Why can't I just help out like a normal person?((BTW, which anime did Ryuga come from?))
You live in a fantasy land of your wildest dreams
BUT
You're best friends with Angelina Ballerina
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceNO
Ragyo Kiryuin came from Kill La Kill. If Aizen is the Magnificent Bastard el numero uno, then Ragyo is the Magnificent MILF of Kill La kill.
The button teleports to an unknown location after you press it, anywhere within 50 miles of your location
BUT
If you find it and press it within a day, you get a million bucks, no strings attached.
I am the once and future king.I'm willing to roll the dice.
You can incapacitate people by looking them in the eye
BUT
This incapacitates you as well.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.I wouldn't chance it.
Bread Winners gets sold to Disney channel and you won't have to deal with it again.
BUT
The Loud House will never get created
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceI don't much give a damn about either of those things I've never heard of.
You get to become a cyborg
BUT
So do your friends and family, and they don't get fair warning first.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
I suck at parties anyway. Press!
You will understand all languages
BUT
henceforth you can only speak l33t.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!