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moonflower2 Flap, peck, coo, squawk. from underneath the picnic table at your local park. Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Flap, peck, coo, squawk.
Dec 13th 2019 at 2:25:17 PM

Sorry bub. Weenie Hut Juniors is across the street.

How tough am I? I once had two teeth extracted after a fierce brawl with a dining room table, and I got five wasp stings on my face in the same day.

Awe921 AAAAA eg from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
AAAAA eg
Dec 13th 2019 at 2:47:57 PM

accepted, come in
HOW TOUGH AM I? i'll let you know I DON'T SKIP YOUTUBE ADS!.. even the 1 hour ones.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
WillyFourEyes I Make Deep Cuts! from ...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I'M FROM! Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
I Make Deep Cuts!
Dec 13th 2019 at 3:01:14 PM

Amateur. Read all of the comments on those YouTube videos, and then we might let you in. You just barely avoided a free ticket to Weenie Hut Jr. for that one. Count yourself lucky.

I routinely skydive without a parachute or flight suit...from 60,000 feet up...and no trees or cushions to break my fall.

"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world!"
burinnu There you are. from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
There you are.
Dec 13th 2019 at 7:31:31 PM

Right this way, Captain Rogers.

How tough am I? I worked a customer service job on Black Friday without killing anybody or crying. In fact ... I volunteered for the shift.

Mantra of Internet Patience: "lol whatever, that's your opinion."
moonflower2 Flap, peck, coo, squawk. from underneath the picnic table at your local park. Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Flap, peck, coo, squawk.
Dec 13th 2019 at 11:04:51 PM

Come on in, you brave sonuvabitch. Drinks are on the house.

Me? I'm so tough, I once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale.

Dec 13th 2019 at 11:14:21 PM

That's it? Just one? In that case, you'll fit right in at Weenie Hut Jr's.

I spent a week roundhouse kicking a wall with 200 toothpicks under my toenails. Each.

Semi-active for now
burinnu There you are. from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
There you are.
Dec 16th 2019 at 5:45:02 PM

You get a half-year pass, full-year if they were bamboo toothpicks.

How tough am I? I willingly visited /b/ and my eyes only bled for one day.

Mantra of Internet Patience: "lol whatever, that's your opinion."
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Dec 17th 2019 at 11:04:38 PM

See if you can train to half a day and I'll think about it.

I have not, nor will I ever compromise my principles, no matter how big the supposed payout.

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Dec 18th 2019 at 12:08:12 AM

Ha. Come back when you have proof you didn't compromise them even when your life was in danger.

I played the entire Earthbound series and felt no emotion whatsoever.

Semi-active for now
The_Dag Protect the Cinnamon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Protect the Cinnamon Bun
Dec 21st 2019 at 10:47:56 AM

They'll love to hear about your video games in W Hjr's.

I once made a prisoner vomit up his entrails. Good times.

Edited by The_Dag on Dec 21st 2019 at 6:50:58 PM

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
TalesofUnder THE CAVEMAN! HEíS THE SHERIFF from The Murder Hotel Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
THE CAVEMAN! HEíS THE SHERIFF
Dec 21st 2019 at 11:22:40 AM

The hell? Thatís just disgusting. We send people to Icky Hut Sr for that kind of thing.

Iím so tough, I invented the Salty Spittoon back in 1925!

I was helping someone load his van He threw me in, now here I am
Seaners Just some guy from Manila
Just some guy
Dec 21st 2019 at 12:07:25 PM

Liar, this place was founded 200 years ago!

I survived college!

Don't do coke kids.
Dec 21st 2019 at 3:44:58 PM

Come in.

I ate an entire pizza with pineapples on it.

Semi-active for now
Dec 21st 2019 at 4:12:38 PM

Bah! They serve those at Weenie Hut Jr.!

I typed the Navy Seal copypasta in one second! Blindfolded and upside-down over a lava pit!

burinnu There you are. from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
There you are.
Feb 13th 2020 at 2:47:05 PM

Nice try, buddy. Prove you didn't just type Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V and we'll talk.

How tough am I? (takes a bite out of her own arm, chews and swallows it)

Mantra of Internet Patience: "lol whatever, that's your opinion."
Spottedleaf Dr. Caitlin Snow/Frost from The J.L.A. Sanctuary Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Dr. Caitlin Snow/Frost
Feb 13th 2020 at 3:13:47 PM

Meh, not good enough. Do that with your head and then we'll talk.

I had a piece of shrapnel embedded in my stomach, and had surgery done without anesthesia so that I could walk the surgeon through it.

(insert ice pun here)
vjoi They call me The Gravewalker. from The South.
They call me The Gravewalker.
Feb 13th 2020 at 3:31:32 PM

Well bring the newbie you talked through with you of you have that much experience, its Doc's drink half off night!

I successfully fought and won against the meanest warriors all around the world to the point where I became a polyglot, learning several languages with combat being my only study.

How tough am I, you tell me.

leafsaber47 Top of the Class from USA Relationship Status: Singularity
Top of the Class
Feb 13th 2020 at 3:33:23 PM

Come back when you learn all languages in the world. I don't see a lick of Latin or Ancient Greek.

I, a Tactical Doll, once defeated Supreme Calamitas with a Clockwork Assault Rifle because my usual firearm was out of commission and that rifle is now my only weapon. Despite the Clockwork Assault Rifle being a weapon that people in Calamitas' realm get way earlier in their journey via killing a sentient wall of rotten remains, I managed to face and defeat this powerful witch who once evaporated an ocean and has a nasty Bullet Hell!

Edited by leafsaber47 on Feb 13th 2020 at 6:36:42 AM

The Sangvis Ferri horde is approaching from the east!
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