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Sorry bub. Weenie Hut Juniors is across the street.
How tough am I? I once had two teeth extracted after a fierce brawl with a dining room table, and I got five wasp stings on my face in the same day.
accepted, come in
HOW TOUGH AM I? i'll let you know I DON'T SKIP YOUTUBE ADS!..
even the 1 hour ones.
Amateur. Read all of the comments on those YouTube videos, and then we might let you in. You just barely avoided a free ticket to Weenie Hut Jr. for that one. Count yourself lucky.
I routinely skydive without a parachute or flight suit...from 60,000 feet up...and no trees or cushions to break my fall.
Right this way, Captain Rogers.
How tough am I? I worked a customer service job on Black Friday without killing anybody or crying. In fact ... I volunteered for the shift.
Come on in, you brave sonuvabitch. Drinks are on the house.
Me? I'm so tough, I once smoked an entire cigarette in one long inhale.
That's it? Just one? In that case, you'll fit right in at Weenie Hut Jr's.
I spent a week roundhouse kicking a wall with 200 toothpicks under my toenails. Each.
You get a half-year pass, full-year if they were bamboo toothpicks.
How tough am I? I willingly visited /b/ and my eyes only bled for one day.
See if you can train to half a day and I'll think about it.
I have not, nor will I ever compromise my principles, no matter how big the supposed payout.
Ha. Come back when you have proof you didn't compromise them even when your life was in danger.
I played the entire Earthbound series and felt no emotion whatsoever.
They'll love to hear about your video games in W Hjr's.
I once made a prisoner vomit up his entrails. Good times.
Edited by The_Dag on Dec 21st 2019 at 6:50:58 PM
The hell? Thatís just disgusting. We send people to Icky Hut Sr for that kind of thing.
Iím so tough, I invented the Salty Spittoon back in 1925!
Liar, this place was founded 200 years ago!
I survived college!
I ate an entire pizza with pineapples on it.
Bah! They serve those at Weenie Hut Jr.!
I typed the Navy Seal copypasta in one second! Blindfolded and upside-down over a lava pit!
Nice try, buddy. Prove you didn't just type Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V and we'll talk.
How tough am I? (takes a bite out of her own arm, chews and swallows it)
Meh, not good enough. Do that with your head and then we'll talk.
I had a piece of shrapnel embedded in my stomach, and had surgery done without anesthesia so that I could walk the surgeon through it.
Well bring the newbie you talked through with you of you have that much experience, its Doc's drink half off night!
I successfully fought and won against the meanest warriors all around the world to the point where I became a polyglot, learning several languages with combat being my only study.
How tough am I, you tell me.
Come back when you learn all languages in the world. I don't see a lick of Latin or Ancient Greek.
I, a Tactical Doll, once defeated Supreme Calamitas with a Clockwork Assault Rifle because my usual firearm was out of commission and that rifle is now my only weapon. Despite the Clockwork Assault Rifle being a weapon that people in Calamitas' realm get way earlier in their journey via killing a sentient wall of rotten remains, I managed to face and defeat this powerful witch who once evaporated an ocean and has a nasty Bullet Hell!
Edited by leafsaber47 on Feb 13th 2020 at 6:36:42 AM
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