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So you reversed a ninja? Meh. I've seen better at Weenie Hut.
How strong am I? The last time someone tried to measure my strength I broke paradox space.
Last time I measured someone's strength it broke everything and they put it back together. What's your point?
I'm tough enough to survive being thrown into the sun and come back with just a tan.
edited 16th Apr '14 12:42:29 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
Oh, please. Come back when the sun doesn't affect you at all.
I'm so tough, I can swim to the deepest trench in the world without any oxygen supplements or a diving suit.
Considering that means you can survive what lives down there, I'll allow it.
How tough am I?! I climbed Mt. Everest by glaring at it fiercely until it bowed before me.
Come on in.
I'm so tough, I got a pickle jar open.
1. Did you run it under hot water first? Because I see water all over it.
2. Did you remember to close it? Because I don't see a lid on it.
3. Don't you think your buddies at Weenie Hut Jr. would want those pickles? I suggest you head over there to go do that.
How tough am I? How tough am I!? Dude, I HAVE YOUR NOSE.
edited 16th Apr '14 2:34:20 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I can punch my back when I aim my punches at something in front of me.
You're flexible...but not Salty Spittoon quality.
How tough am I? I can smash atoms between my pectoral muscles.
Awright, go ahead in.
How tough am I? I sat through Foodfight! and Ratatoing back-to-back five times with a completely straight face.
Anyone that masochistic deserves a seat at our fine establishment. Please, come in.
I once played all the way through a dialogue-heavy video game that was entirely in Japanese. And I didn't understand a word of it.
Pfft, come back when you learn the language. They're giving free Japanese lessons over at Weenie Hut Jr.'s.
How tough am I? How tough am I? Do you not know my face?! I am the protector of love and justice in Ikaruga, the one and only Bang Shishigami!
edited 16th Apr '14 8:22:45 PM by PhysicalStamina
Anyone that manly deserves in our establishment.
How tough am I? I defeated Omega's final form.
edited 16th Apr '14 9:04:19 PM by magnum12
You've done it on normal mode for the DS remake. Come back when you've done it on an old GBA.
How tough am I? I TOOK A SHOWER IN COLD WATER AFTER WALKING IN THE SNOW. Without any boots.
I guess I can let you in.
I played Slender and killed Slender Man just by glaring at him. Yeah, my glare scared that faceless abomination into hanging himself with his own tentacles.
BTW, it WAS on the GBA version.
Next time, make sure to add in your own "How tough am I?" comment.
How tough am I? Some people smash beer cans against their foreheads...I crush beer kegs. While they're still full of beer.
If it was ale, get lost. If lager, have fun.
I've sat through three Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathons. WHILE SOBER!!
Pffft, you're blind and deaf. That doesn't count.
I once ate a diamond.
Then I crapped out a lump of coal.
Hey, if you can do the reverse, then you're welcome anytime.
I once caught a cold. I cured myself by staring the germs down and scaring them into leaving.
I wish I could do that right now. -_- Come on in.
How tough am I?! When I turn on my computer, bosses everywhere tremble in fear that I'll decide to play their game!
How tough am I? I killed a dragon and used its blood to paint the walls in my house. I then used the skin to make leather clothes.
What, are you some kind of interior decorating nerd? Go back to Weenie Hut Jr's.
How tough am I? I will the sun and moon to rise each day by merely flexing my biceps.
edited 17th Apr '14 2:31:58 PM by Jinxmenow
You and every other pretty princess. Come back when you add a planet or two.
My willpower is so strong, I can eat "just one" Lays potato chip.
edited 18th Apr '14 2:16:00 AM by dvorak
Nice try hiding the fact that your stomach is weak. Go away.
I built a log cabin the size of a mansion with my bare hands.
Eh, I guess I'll let you in.
I played Temple Run and managed to outrun the monkeys, thus allowing me to unlock the secret ending no one knew existed until now.
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