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pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
Apr 16th 2014 at 12:37:00 PM

So you reversed a ninja? Meh. I've seen better at Weenie Hut.

How strong am I? The last time someone tried to measure my strength I broke paradox space.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 16th 2014 at 12:41:21 PM

Last time I measured someone's strength it broke everything and they put it back together. What's your point?

I'm tough enough to survive being thrown into the sun and come back with just a tan.

edited 16th Apr '14 12:42:29 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

wolfman16 Humans disturb him from the cold land of coffee lovers Relationship Status: Hello, I love you
Humans disturb him
Apr 16th 2014 at 12:47:16 PM

Oh, please. Come back when the sun doesn't affect you at all.

I'm so tough, I can swim to the deepest trench in the world without any oxygen supplements or a diving suit.

Some folks on the Internet think they're a special G.I.F.T. to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Frishman Sinful Saint from Baton Rouge, LA Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Sinful Saint
Apr 16th 2014 at 12:56:27 PM

Considering that means you can survive what lives down there, I'll allow it.

How tough am I?! I climbed Mt. Everest by glaring at it fiercely until it bowed before me.

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
Apr 16th 2014 at 2:09:32 PM

Come on in.

I'm so tough, I got a pickle jar open.

everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.
SeniorLeeroyBeefcake Hey Man That's Not Cool Relationship Status: In your bunk
Hey Man That's Not Cool
Apr 16th 2014 at 2:34:06 PM

1. Did you run it under hot water first? Because I see water all over it.

2. Did you remember to close it? Because I don't see a lid on it.

3. Don't you think your buddies at Weenie Hut Jr. would want those pickles? I suggest you head over there to go do that.

How tough am I? How tough am I!? Dude, I HAVE YOUR NOSE.

edited 16th Apr '14 2:34:20 PM by SeniorLeeroyBeefcake

Jondanger23 i know he ate a cheese from the middle of nowhere Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
i know he ate a cheese
Apr 16th 2014 at 5:03:23 PM

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I can punch my back when I aim my punches at something in front of me.

everything i have done so far in my life has probably been a bad idea.
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 16th 2014 at 6:49:25 PM

You're flexible...but not Salty Spittoon quality.

How tough am I? I can smash atoms between my pectoral muscles.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Not DC, transplants. Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
Apr 16th 2014 at 7:20:21 PM

Awright, go ahead in.

How tough am I? I sat through Foodfight! and Ratatoing back-to-back five times with a completely straight face.

Without blinking.

It's only political when you don't agree with the 'politics' presented.
lewattoo Hateline from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Hateline
Apr 16th 2014 at 8:15:16 PM

Anyone that masochistic deserves a seat at our fine establishment. Please, come in.

I once played all the way through a dialogue-heavy video game that was entirely in Japanese. And I didn't understand a word of it.

Sometimes I get lonely so far from home...
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Not DC, transplants. Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
Apr 16th 2014 at 8:22:38 PM

Pfft, come back when you learn the language. They're giving free Japanese lessons over at Weenie Hut Jr.'s.

How tough am I? How tough am I? Do you not know my face?! I am the protector of love and justice in Ikaruga, the one and only Bang Shishigami!

edited 16th Apr '14 8:22:45 PM by PhysicalStamina

It's only political when you don't agree with the 'politics' presented.
Apr 16th 2014 at 8:58:46 PM

Anyone that manly deserves in our establishment.

How tough am I? I defeated Omega's final form.

Blindfolded.

edited 16th Apr '14 9:04:19 PM by magnum12

Apr 16th 2014 at 9:56:19 PM

You've done it on normal mode for the DS remake. Come back when you've done it on an old GBA.

How tough am I? I TOOK A SHOWER IN COLD WATER AFTER WALKING IN THE SNOW. Without any boots.

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 16th 2014 at 10:11:07 PM

I guess I can let you in.

I played Slender and killed Slender Man just by glaring at him. Yeah, my glare scared that faceless abomination into hanging himself with his own tentacles.

Apr 16th 2014 at 10:39:37 PM

Welcome in.

[up][up] BTW, it WAS on the GBA version.

Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 17th 2014 at 7:07:11 AM

[up] Next time, make sure to add in your own "How tough am I?" comment.

How tough am I? Some people smash beer cans against their foreheads...I crush beer kegs. While they're still full of beer.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
RedneckRocker First Loyalty: Yourself from None Of Your Business
First Loyalty: Yourself
Apr 17th 2014 at 11:18:00 AM

If it was ale, get lost. If lager, have fun.

I've sat through three Here Comes Honey Boo Boo marathons. WHILE SOBER!!

Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Apr 17th 2014 at 1:12:23 PM

Pffft, you're blind and deaf. That doesn't count.

I once ate a diamond.

Then I crapped out a lump of coal.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 17th 2014 at 2:24:19 PM

Hey, if you can do the reverse, then you're welcome anytime.

I once caught a cold. I cured myself by staring the germs down and scaring them into leaving.

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Dreigonix Pending-Arrival Dragon from on a quest somewhere Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Apr 17th 2014 at 2:27:42 PM

I wish I could do that right now. -_- Come on in.

How tough am I?! When I turn on my computer, bosses everywhere tremble in fear that I'll decide to play their game!

Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from gayyyy Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
hiya, the name's scout.
Apr 17th 2014 at 2:30:45 PM

Come on in.

How tough am I? I killed a dragon and used its blood to paint the walls in my house. I then used the skin to make leather clothes.

success has got a fatty, i'mma smack that butt. got me a lovely girlfriend
Jinxmenow Ghosts N' Stuff Remix from everywhere you look, everywhere you look Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Apr 17th 2014 at 2:31:22 PM

What, are you some kind of interior decorating nerd? Go back to Weenie Hut Jr's.

How tough am I? I will the sun and moon to rise each day by merely flexing my biceps.

edited 17th Apr '14 2:31:58 PM by Jinxmenow

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
dvorak Cheeky Sulu from Directly behind you; masquerading as your shadow Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Cheeky Sulu
Apr 18th 2014 at 2:12:47 AM

You and every other pretty princess. Come back when you add a planet or two.

My willpower is so strong, I can eat "just one" Lays potato chip.

edited 18th Apr '14 2:16:00 AM by dvorak

Now everybody pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am.
Blurring One just might from inside the box everyone is thinking outside of.
One just might
Apr 18th 2014 at 2:46:24 AM

Nice try hiding the fact that your stomach is weak. Go away.

I built a log cabin the size of a mansion with my bare hands.

What good is a lunch if you don't watch out for Bigfoot and other obstacles on your way to eat it.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Apr 18th 2014 at 5:59:45 AM

Eh, I guess I'll let you in.

I played Temple Run and managed to outrun the monkeys, thus allowing me to unlock the secret ending no one knew existed until now.


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