Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
My device is still charging. 2/20.
I'm sending in Cthulhu to eat the godmodder.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
I pay the Guide 5000 platinum coins to murder the Godmodder. In full payment.
I curse myself for thinking that sniping the godmodder would work, then grab the remains of a few fallen virtualoid soldiers and graft them onto my body. With my new cybernetic upgrades, I launch a barrage of missiles at the godmodder to distract him, them blast him with a laser cannon while he's busy destroying the missiles.
Raiden and Sam begin destroying the tank's guns with their swords in order to prevent more casualties among the virtualoid army.
Trip continues charging.
Charges: 2/5
"MORE STUPID ENERGY! MOOOORE!"
And then there was silence
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Drop from space and crush him under a planetoid the size of Mars before tossing him into the Sun.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
First in and first knocked out
Update time! Oh, hold on. I've been updating twice a day so far, but that will not be possible on weekends. I can only post once on Saturdays, and no updates will come at all on Sunday, just gonna warn you.
The spy saps some of the tank's health, dealing 5000 damage! Hartmut fails to find the godmodder's email. You really think that you'll be able to google 'godmodder's email'? Cthulhu get punched out by the godmodder. The Guide has joined the battle! Wait, the guide? Like the guide out of Terraria that gets confused about zombies and dies on a nightly basis? That guide? I think you wasted you money.
Ichigo mech summoned! The godmodder instead reflects the laser at the missiles, blowing them all up. Nice try though. Sam and Raiden will do as you say. Trip obtains more stupid energy. Is this going to be used for an Idiot Ball by any chance? The godmodder grabs omega's Mars-planetoid, then smashes it into him, sending Omega into the sun.
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Battlefield:
The Knight, Viking, and Pirate, all continue fighting. The Guide wanders into the fight, getting decapitated by the Knight before the Pirate and Vikings kill him. Knight and Guide destroyed. Raiden and Jet-Stream Sam bot attack the godmodder's tank, performing a large combo attack that deals 7500 damage to it.
The tank runs over Raiden, leaving tire tracks on his face and dealing 5000 damage. The godmodder forces the pirate to walk the plank into shark infested water, killing him.
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100
godmodder's tank [PG]: Hp: 35000/50000
Raiden [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000
Jet-stream Sam [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000
Viking [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000
Ichigo Mech [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000
Ichigo, the mech you have will not attack during the battle sine its basically you on the field as an entity. Instead, it allows you to attack twice, once with your poster powers and once as your mech. You can only have yourself on the field once though, attempting to summon yourself multiple times will not end well.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
I attempt to reverse-engineer the code used by the Godmodder, then analyze if there is any weakness or loopholes in it.
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Device: 3/20
I bring out Chuck Norris, with an anti-Anti Chuck Norris Turret turret strapped to his back.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Oh, you'd be surprised how easy it can be to find out something about someone in this day and age. The godmodder surely has a profile, or maybe shares a username on another site he's part of. Besides, more outlandish crap than what I'm trying is happening all around.
In any case, I use deductive reasoning to learn where the godmodder lives IRL. After all, he must use a lot of electricity and other resources to be able to do what he can...
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I summon the Ultimate Chimera to deal with the Godmodder. "What could possibly go wrong?"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Burst out of the Sun, roaring in rage, and drop the d*** Sun on his tank.
edited 13th Apr '14 9:09:08 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
After setting my mech on autopilot, I decide to focus on the godmodder while the mech deals with the tank. I take the dead Knight's sword and shield, then hurl the shield at him like Captain America. With the godmodder distracted, I ascend to the ceiling and cut the chandelier loose on top of him in an attempt to buy myself more time to think of an actual plan to kill the bastard.
My mech brings its fist down on the tank, then its on-board A.I. orders Sam and Raiden to deliver a combined attack on the tank, which they do.
I've exploited a vulnerability in the Godmodder's compact bionic modules. Using this heartbleed weakness, I've implanted a message into his system that hijacks these bionic implants during the last maintenance scan.
This message, after an incubation period, tells the heart attack repair module that it must tear apart his entire heart to stop a heart attack. Meanwhile, the backup heart and emergency brain oxidation systems are told that they should shut down because there is a power shortage. The repair and artificial immune system nanobots are all signaled to repair the feet as if they've accidentally gone through biologically contaminated acids. The internal alarms are set to a frequency corresponding to reserved computer memory addresses. By the time you realize this and restart the bionic implants, it should be too late and brain damage will have occurred.
edited 13th Apr '14 11:11:10 AM by bugsniper
-Yes, it is. It's also similar to the Spirit Ball. I'm just running with a silly line from one of the games-
Trip CHARGES.
3/5
And then there was silence
I radio the Ginyu Force. They'll be here any minute now...
Would I have to wait the length of the Namek saga, or...
edited 14th Apr '14 1:32:36 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
First in and first knocked out
fury fails to find any weaknesses or loopholes. The Chuck Norris with the anti-Chuck Norris Turret on his back immediately starts fighting the anti-Chuck Norris Turret on his back, completely ruining anything else this post might have done if it were going to do anything. Hartmut once again fails to locate the godmodder. Trust me, IRL attacks never work. Ever.
You summon ultimate chimera. What could go wrong you ask? The godmodder mind controls it onto his side. Omega drops the sun onto the tank, dealing 5000 damage. Minecraft's sun isn't nearly as big as you'd expect. The godmodder catches ichigo's shield, then throws it Captain-America style into his face, knocking him down. Your entities will do as you say.
bugsniper fails his attempt at ruining the godmodder's biometrics, since the godmodder's stuff uses a completely different set of coding an isn't vulnerable to heartbleed. Earl, your charge can last as long as you like, the longer it takes, the more powerful it will be.
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Battlefield:
ichigo's mech, Sam, and Raiden all unleash their fury upon the godmodder's tank, dealing 7500 damage to it. The viking tries to take down the chimera, dealing 2000 damage.
The godmodder's tank unleashes a massive storm of missiles, dealing 7500 damage to ichigo's mech. The chimera eats the viking, killing it, and the godmodder puts Raiden out of his misery.
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 99/100
godmodder's tank [PG]: Hp: 22500/50000
Ultimate Chimera [PG]: Hp: 18000/20000
Jet-stream Sam [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000
Ichigo Mech [AG]: Hp: 12500/20000
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
I attempt to summon a benevolent clone of the Godmodder and ask him to godmod the Godmodder out of the server.
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
Classic
ALMOST DONE CHARGING
4/5
And then there was silence
Having taken the shield to the face, I get back on my feet and leap from my vantage point. Driving my sword into the side of the wall, I slow my descent before hitting the ground. Throwing a smoke grenade at the godmodder to obscure his sight, I turn on strobe lights to keep him further distracted.
My mech blasts the tank with both wrist-mounted laser cannons while Sam slashes at the Chimera.
Okay then!
I got word that the Ginyu Force is now in their pods and on their way here.
2/5
In the meantime I empty an entire rocket launcher on the tank
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
No, it was an ANTI-anti Chuck Norris Turret. As in, it fights anti Chuck Norris turrets. I suppose Chuck was momentarily confused by it and broke it.
3/20
Anyway, I summon the omniscient superhero, Godman, with all the powers of a god. He throws a punch at the Godmodder's face.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I call in the Shagohod to distract the Godmodder while I arrange for a large-scale tier 7 Orbital Bombardment on the Godmodder's head.
1/7
edited 14th Apr '14 3:15:58 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I begin charging PK Starstorm.
1/2
After some rudimentary research, I find out the godmodder's email address and sign him up for subscriptions for all sorts of weird magazines, which will no doubt prove to be a minor inconvenience to him.
My plan is not to hurt the godmodder, but rather annoy him with mean pranks.
edited 12th Apr '14 1:19:13 AM by theherohartmut
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