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What if you were an obese vampire in 1996?

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RobertReade Since: Mar, 2014
#1: Mar 30th 2014 at 8:21:48 PM

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#2: Apr 3rd 2014 at 2:08:50 PM

if i was an obese vampire in 1996

i would have to lap up my own blood for nourishment

(but no seriously why is this thread a thing)

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#3: Apr 3rd 2014 at 2:24:42 PM

I would probably use my extremely potent otherworldly powers to gaze into the future and contemplate why the fuck this is even a thread.

War is God.
BornIn1142 from Estonia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#5: Apr 3rd 2014 at 2:49:43 PM

I would be burned alive by Wesley Snipes.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
kalel94 Rascal King from Dragonstone Since: Feb, 2011
Rascal King
#6: Apr 3rd 2014 at 3:56:21 PM

'96? I guess I would avoid Sunnydale.

edited 3rd Apr '14 3:56:32 PM by kalel94

The last hurrah? Nah, I'd do it again.
lewattoo The IRL Madeline plushie from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The IRL Madeline plushie
#7: Apr 9th 2014 at 11:20:51 AM

What was the link supposed to be to, anyway?

Transferred my essence into a Madeline plushie back in May
Madrugada Since: Jan, 2001
#8: Apr 9th 2014 at 12:11:24 PM

Plugging his book. Locking it up.

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