Breath of the Sun
Winds up becoming the Norse God's lackey, but ultimately proves to be a good guy.
A horde of invisible pirates.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
sess10n status: l0st
Punches all of them in the face. and then bats them with a stop sign. repeatedly.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
He grabs him by the face and smacks him into the ground.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
intrepid sword
He beat Tibalt. He can kill this powerless clown.
Their most loved one
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Fly Air Madeline
They try to spray pollen in his face to blind him, but it doesn't work.
Dr. Eggman
edited 5th May '14 1:27:13 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Dr Eggman taunts him and send robots to defeat him.
Superboy gets really mad and tears through the robots.
Dr Eggman tries to flee in his flying..... thingy, but Superboy jumps up onto it and punches him in the face.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Li'l Shardfinder
She pokes it in the eye.
Dave Grohl
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
sess10n status: l0st
bows in respect, bashes his face in (with a Wall of Noise and ear-rape).
A barrel of Monkeys
edited 5th May '14 2:53:22 PM by ImmortalFaust
[forum cryptid: it/it's]
He kills them all, because he hates monkeys.
Hikage.
edited 5th May '14 3:54:21 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
wtf i love oil & gas industry now
A single BFG shot should be enough to splatter her, hit or no.
Distant wars call my name, preaching of bloodshed...
Breath of the Sun
Shouts "Huzzah!" and stomps on it.
An identical clone of your avatar.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
He starts fighting, then realizes that they could be friends, so he takes him out for a few drinks.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Lizard Metabolism
Evades it's attacks and cuts it apart with Octoslash.
edited 10th May '14 3:31:49 AM by Kaitenhammer
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Piss him off by playing a round of Xanatos Speed Chess. Then probably bisect him.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
He flies away while shooting it, then calls the other Avengers and SHIELD for assistance.
Sauraman (or is it Sauruman?).
edited 10th May '14 10:23:50 AM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
sess10n status: l0st
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Two dudes with replaced hands/limbs, eh? Shatter that stone fist LIKE A BAUSS.
edited 10th May '14 11:40:53 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Lizard Metabolism
intrepid sword
She'll have a hard time fighting them without magical weapons, but she could beat Lancelot by using his Knight of Honor against him (give him a bazooka, then stop time and move the enchanted rocket he fires to the back of his head). Heracles is a different story; she can only harm him if she were to wrest Arondight from Lancelot's grasp, and I don't think he's letting go of it, so she'll have to flee.
A clone army of themselves.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
He shuts down their armors and calls in SHIELD to clean up.
Sephiroth
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
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Vanicos exploits his knowledge of tropes. Conservation of Ninjutsu and Super Prototype are in full effect.
EDIT: Well, that or he recruits his selves.
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Nothing a few dozen Kill Sats can't solve, right?
SCP-169, "The Leviathan"
edited 10th May '14 1:01:56 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Typing the internet since '90
Converts all power to a fiend generator and overthrow it.
G1 Tirek
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Lizard Metabolism
This... could be interesting to watch, but I don't think Kamina can take him on his own.
How do lizards fly?
He teams up with the rest of the team and punches it in the face....s.
Loki.
edited 4th May '14 1:40:15 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else