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BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Mar 17th 2014 at 6:00:38 PM

He probably doesn't notice.

Godzilla.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 18th 2014 at 4:19:02 AM

Mami will stand her ground, but she can only evade 'zilla's attacks for so long.

Metal Gear RAY.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
ImmortalFaust lurker troll from a spaceship in hell Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
lurker troll
Mar 18th 2014 at 2:10:11 PM

Freaks out, trashes the thing, then turns to face the next contender

[forum cryptid: it/it's or they/them]
kagescorpionakki Lamb and Wolf from Runeterra Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Lamb and Wolf
Mar 18th 2014 at 3:05:31 PM

-Obliterates-

The ghost of Elvis.

Never one... Without the other.
Alma The Harbinger of Strange from Coruscant Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Harbinger of Strange
Mar 18th 2014 at 3:19:43 PM

Blast him with shock magic, as ghosts are immune to normal weaponry and I'm not carrying silver. (At least, that's how it worked in Oblivion. Skyrim lets you STAB ghosts.)

Your avatar is attacked by an angry swarm of wasps!

You need an adult.
crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
Mar 18th 2014 at 6:25:49 PM

accelerated vision allows Spidey to see all the wasps, no matter how fast they move. a few well-aimed web blasts should stop them in their tracks.

the Sinister Six (Mysterio, Kraven, Sandman, Electro, Vulture, Doctor Octopus).

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
MobileLeprechaun dirt from Grayrock, TX Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
dirt
Mar 18th 2014 at 6:27:42 PM

Data probably takes out two or three before getting wasted. Androids can't beat superpowers, man.

TNPA is about to be mowed over by a bunch of irate Black Friday shoppers in a store.

The Pope of TV Tropes
ramuf Manta from the Shining Throne
Manta
Mar 18th 2014 at 6:29:09 PM

A complete massacre.

A dwarven centurion.

bRaHiAn1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
Mar 18th 2014 at 7:00:59 PM

He beats up every last one of them with his jumbo-sized key.

A single ninja.

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Mar 18th 2014 at 7:14:11 PM

Use Bonk! to outmaneuver the ninja, land a Sandman shot on his head then finish him off with the baseball bat.

The next avatar is attacked by Lavos

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 19th 2014 at 9:36:24 AM

It's very likely that Kamina will get throughly thrashed. Hell if he's backing down though.

Walpurgisnacht.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
IndirectActiveTransport You Give Me Fever from Chicago Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
You Give Me Fever
Mar 20th 2014 at 5:59:59 AM

"Hold up, I remember now! I loved Walpwhatisname, Croatian Panther and me we tore it down! But I can't do that anymore, I got kids, and students, and conflicting shows and a tag team partner who will be really upset if they aint resolved ASAP."

Metroid Prime

edited 20th Mar '14 6:00:37 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes
Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Mar 20th 2014 at 6:04:02 AM

I suspect Charme would be in serious trouble without anything to protect her from radiation (or any energy weapons to damage it with)....

The Kuniang sisters

edited 20th Mar '14 6:05:37 AM by Bisected8

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
crimsonstorm15 shine on from A parallel universe Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
shine on
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
Mar 20th 2014 at 6:56:12 AM

Well, l hope these 5 are easy to beat...-Psycho Rangers turn into their monster forms- I hate Murphy's Law.

Golden Silver, God of Ruin.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
MicoolTNT A Wandering Soul from 'straya, m8 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
A Wandering Soul
Mar 22nd 2014 at 7:34:38 PM

No clue who'd win, but I'd guess Rule of Cool and Bullet Hell / More Dakka would ensue.

An F-22 Raptor.

edited 22nd Mar '14 7:35:01 PM by MicoolTNT

"And beneath the distant stars, Emperor's Light shall cover us..."
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 25th 2014 at 5:01:34 AM

He should be able to withstand the assault with his Blade Regalia on, but reaching a jet fighter might be a whole other story.

Sentry Buster.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
Mar 25th 2014 at 5:03:45 AM

He could probably shut the machine down with his lightning attacks.

Dark Buster.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 27th 2014 at 5:21:51 AM

Boba uses his vast arsenal to keep Dark Buster guessing, then hits him with the jetpack missile when the opportunity presents itself.

A trio of Falmer Shadowmasters.

edited 27th Mar '14 5:23:06 AM by IchigoMontoya

FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 27th 2014 at 5:24:14 AM

They likely won't be able to pierce through Gamagori's Shackle Regalia and will just keep wailing at him until he gets charged up and messily impales them. Magic might be an issue however though he still has size difference and can likely whip out a whip to whip the offender.

Cassandra Alexandra.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
TheHailStormer Classic from Playing Sonic Mania Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
Mar 27th 2014 at 5:26:30 AM

Stormer would be able to take her down easily with his advanced weaponry.

The Time Eater.

"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Apr 22nd 2014 at 1:25:05 PM

It's likely way above Revenant's league.

Ameno-sagiri.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Apr 22nd 2014 at 10:47:51 PM

He would possess the flowers and cause them to wilt.

Professor Tim

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
Dimentiosome! A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P from Saskatoon, eh? Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
A guy that loves writing but sucks at it. :P
Apr 23rd 2014 at 2:58:03 PM

After a bit of research which I promptly toss out the window, I enact a ridiculously elaborate plan involving a time travelling maniac having his soul nearly destroyed while inside a magic dome (also maybe ponies). After his head starts spinning, I wait for a future me to show up and possess a bug on the ground. The bug then unties his shoes. When he steps forward (and my future self runs away), he trips. After that, while he's on the ground, I kick his left nostril. My shoelace lodges in it, causing him to sneeze. This causes me to become sick with a deadly decease (which my future self infected him with, resulting in a Stable Time Loop). I bring this to the attention of the authorities, whom of which bring him to a hospital to be treated along with me. After that, I wait for another future me to show up to prove I will survive (otherwise, PLOT HOLE!!!). Professor Tim then slowly withers away while I get better.

Dreamy Dimentio

(This requires knowledge of Super Paper Mario and Mario and Luigi Dream Team. Dimentio has inhaled the dream stone.)

Or Fred Flintstone. I was kinda hoping for dreamy Dimentio, though.

edited 24th Apr '14 11:29:30 AM by Dimentiosome!

It's just like learning, but times three; it's your Kafeenafé. Mind screw? Yes. Awesome? Yes.
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
May 4th 2014 at 6:55:27 AM

If we're talking Fred Flintstone, then Vi will get a good laugh out of this and then punch the lights out of the poor guy without much effort.

Yamata-No-Orochi.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust

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