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A Skyrim bear.
RIP IT TO SHREDS.
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
-throws a dog treat at him-
-fires Galick Gun, twice to make sure he's dead-
A wild Magikarp.
edited 3rd Mar '14 9:03:12 PM by Soble
He recruited him into OWCA.
A standard Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000.
edited 3rd Mar '14 8:59:22 PM by Blurring
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
She takes off,, scared and confused.
They catch it and document the new species of Pokemon.
A mashy spike plate!
He uses his jetpack to fly to safety.
They spray pollen in his face.
Croc raises an eyebrow, then guts that poor sap with his hook.
He is barely affected at all, and then he just obliterates Hale.
edited 4th Mar '14 11:00:58 PM by BaconManiac5000
He jumps into Slave I, then drives off.
A horde of zombies.
No biggie, Crocodile will swiftly trounce them. They can't harm him after all.
Majestic 12's commandos.
"Referee, that gear is clearly illegal!"
edited 6th Mar '14 12:08:22 PM by Cider
He tries to wipe that sticky red stuff off his foot.
She breaks his neck with a leap-up-punch-down. She's combat trained and damn good at it. If that fails, she'll call up her wizard, paladin, and barbarian friends, as well as her Dire Tabbies. we will end him.
a herd of adorable and hungry kittens. with sharp teeth.
Croc will likely just proceed with his business as usual since those can't harm him anyway.
Boba unleashes his best weapons against her.
The Mask of Justice uses his reporting skills to create an Engineered Public Confession, ruining Senator Armstrong's election prospects.
Next avatar is attacked by: a Polar Vortex, concentrated down to his/her/its location and thus even more powerful.
She builds a fire, and fails...
Next avatar is attacked by a giant teddy bear filled with cheez-wiz.
edited 7th Mar '14 9:03:16 PM by Fuzy2K
He just sets it on fire.
A Skyrim dragon.
She shoots it in the knee with an arrow... or something.
Next avatar is attacked by a floopy disk...
He pulls out his blaster and shoots it.
They squirt their chlorophyll at their attackers.
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