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Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:42:19 PM

Your avatar is attacked by a creature in the above post. How does he/she deal with the situation?

A Skyrim bear.

-deep breath- FIGH-TIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOLLLD!!!!
ImmortalFaust lurker troll from a spaceship in hell Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
lurker troll
Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:43:09 PM

RIP IT TO SHREDS.

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

[forum cryptid: it/it's or they/them]
Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:50:51 PM

-throws a dog treat at him-

-fires Galick Gun, twice to make sure he's dead-

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A wild Magikarp.

edited 3rd Mar '14 9:03:12 PM by Soble

-deep breath- FIGH-TIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOLLLD!!!!
Blurring Don't punch cats from the Centre for Research on Good Enough Food
Don't punch cats
Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:57:51 PM

He recruited him into OWCA.

A standard Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000.

edited 3rd Mar '14 8:59:22 PM by Blurring

When your lunch comes to you bearing gifts, just eat your lunch.
ImmortalFaust lurker troll from a spaceship in hell Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
lurker troll
Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:58:51 PM

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

The Ramones

[forum cryptid: it/it's or they/them]
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Mar 3rd 2014 at 10:54:12 PM

She takes off,, scared and confused.

Marcel Toing

Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Mar 3rd 2014 at 11:03:02 PM

They catch it and document the new species of Pokemon.

A mashy spike plate!

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 4th 2014 at 8:24:28 AM

He uses his jetpack to fly to safety.

Darkseid.

lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Mar 4th 2014 at 11:49:17 AM

They spray pollen in his face.

Morty Maxwell

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 4th 2014 at 11:59:39 AM

Croc raises an eyebrow, then guts that poor sap with his hook.

SAXTON HALE!!!

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Mar 4th 2014 at 11:00:21 PM

He is barely affected at all, and then he just obliterates Hale.

Gollyzilla!

edited 4th Mar '14 11:00:58 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 5th 2014 at 12:47:15 PM

He jumps into Slave I, then drives off.

A horde of zombies.

FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 5th 2014 at 1:33:38 PM

No biggie, Crocodile will swiftly trounce them. They can't harm him after all.

Armless Asura.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Mar 5th 2014 at 2:44:24 PM "Did you expect somebody else?"
Cider The Final ECW Champion from Not New York Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Final ECW Champion
Mar 6th 2014 at 12:07:59 PM

"Referee, that gear is clearly illegal!"

Samoa Joe

edited 6th Mar '14 12:08:22 PM by Cider

Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Mar 6th 2014 at 2:27:18 PM

He tries to wipe that sticky red stuff off his foot.

Sinestro

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Mar 6th 2014 at 5:02:43 PM

She breaks his neck with a leap-up-punch-down. She's combat trained and damn good at it. If that fails, she'll call up her wizard, paladin, and barbarian friends, as well as her Dire Tabbies. we will end him.

a herd of adorable and hungry kittens. with sharp teeth.

Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
FergardStratoavis [Ash Crow Intensifies] from Leiston Fortress Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
[Ash Crow Intensifies]
Mar 6th 2014 at 5:13:44 PM

Croc will likely just proceed with his business as usual since those can't harm him anyway.

Charlotte.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 7th 2014 at 9:48:33 AM

Boba unleashes his best weapons against her.

Senator Armstrong.

SKJAM Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Mar 7th 2014 at 10:09:46 AM

The Mask of Justice uses his reporting skills to create an Engineered Public Confession, ruining Senator Armstrong's election prospects.

Next avatar is attacked by: a Polar Vortex, concentrated down to his/her/its location and thus even more powerful.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Mar 7th 2014 at 9:02:41 PM

She builds a fire, and fails...

Next avatar is attacked by a giant teddy bear filled with cheez-wiz.

edited 7th Mar '14 9:03:16 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
BaconManiac5000 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Mar 7th 2014 at 9:04:31 PM

He just sets it on fire.

A Skyrim dragon.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
Mar 7th 2014 at 9:11:31 PM

She shoots it in the knee with an arrow... or something.

Next avatar is attacked by a floopy disk...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Mar 7th 2014 at 9:25:22 PM

He pulls out his blaster and shoots it.

The Darkspawn.

lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Mar 8th 2014 at 7:43:50 PM

They squirt their chlorophyll at their attackers.

The Pirate

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?

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