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    List of relationship statuses 
-not set
700 wives and 300 concubines
A cockroach, nothing can kill it. 
a four-letter word that can be used in various ways that are mostly positive
A gay little love melody
A heart full of love
A teenager in love
Above such petty unnecessities
Abstaining
All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
All is for my lord
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
And they all lived happily ever after <3
And they were roommates.
Anime is my true love
Arm chopping is not a love language!
Armed with the Power of Love
At the center of everything that happens to me
Awaiting my mail-order bride
Baby don't hurt me!
Barbecuing
Become a part of me!
Betrayed by Delilah
Boffing Buffy
Brewing the love potion
Brony
Browsing the selection
Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Californicating
Can't buy me love
Cast away
Charming Titania with a donkey face
Chat, is this real?
Chocolate!
Cigarettes and Valentines
Coming soon to theaters
Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Consider his love an honor
Crazy Cat Lady
Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
Dancing with myself
Dating Catwoman
Dating the Doctor
Death can't stop true love.
Desperate
Don't hug me; I'm scared
Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Drift compatible
Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me
Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you
Every rose has its thorn
Faithful to 2D
Falling within your bell curve
Filling the world with silly love songs
Forming Voltron
GAR for Archer
Gay for Big Boss
Get out of here, STALKER
Getting away with murder
Gimme danger, little stranger
Giving love a bad name
God only knows what I'd be without you
Gone fishin'
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Halfway to Pon Farr
Having tea with Cthulhu
He makes me feel like I have a heart
He's a magic man
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Heisenberg unreliable
Hello, I love you
Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Hiding
Historians will say we were good friends.
Hit me with your best shot
Holding out for a hero
Hooked on a feeling
Hoping Senpai notices me
Hounds of love are hunting
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
How YOU doin'?
Hugging my pillow
I <3 love!
I can't get no satisfaction
I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
I Dream of Mimi
I get a feeling so complicated...
I know
I like big bots and I can not lie
I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
I love you for psychological reasons
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
I miss my wife, Tails
I only want you gone
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I turn to stone when you are gone
I wanna be with you everywhere
I wanna be your dog
I wanna be your sledgehammer
I wanna know about these strangers like me
I wanna know what love is
I want you, body and soul.
I want you to want me
I won't say I'm in love
I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
I'm her lunatic and she's my sociopath 
I'm in love with my car
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
I'm just high on the world
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
I've got a total eclipse of the heart
I've got my mind set on you
I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
If it's you, it's okay
If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Immobilized by love
In another castle
In bed with a green-skinned space babe
In denial
In Lesbians with you
In love with love
In my bunk
In season
In Spades with myself
In the clutches of some Wild Love
In your bunk
is commanded to— WANK!
Is that a kind of food?
It was just a setback
It was never meant to be
It was only a kiss
It's a god-awful small affair
It's a Russian taunt
It's complicated
It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It's so nice to be turned on again
Just call me Angel of the Morning
Just hit the jackpot
LA Woman, you're my woman
Less than three
LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Like those other sticky valentines
Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.
Longing for Dulcinea
Longing for my OTP
Look at all the lonely people
Love = my face = a building on fire
Love blinded me (with science!)
love is a deadly lazer
Love is an open door
Love is for the living, Sal
Love potion #9
Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint
Loves me...loves me not
Lovey-Dovey
Made of Love
Married to my murderer
Married to the job
Married to the music
Maxing my social links
May the odds be in my favor
Mmmm...chocolate hearts
Mu
My elf kissing days are over
My own grandpa
My love is bigger than a Cadillac
My TiMER is ticking
N-timing
Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
Noddin' my head like yeah
Non-Canon
Norwegian Wood
Not caught up in your love affair
Not war
Now it's the end, strangers again
Numbering my troper crushes
Oh my word! I'm gay!
Omelette du fromage$
On the fine, fine line
On the prowl
On the Titanic
One Is The Loneliest Number
One True Dodecahedron
Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Out to the Coast
Owner of a lonely heart
P.S. I love you
Paris holds the key to my heart
Pining for the fjords
Plastic Love
Playing Cupid
Puppy love
Raising My Lily Rank With You
Reincarnated romance
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Remembering what Mama said
Robosexual
Saddled with unnecessary feelings
SEDUCE ME!
Serial head-patter
Sharing a spaghetti noodle
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
She lives on love street
She turned into the moon
She's holding a very large knife
Shipping fictional characters
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Singularity
Sinking with my ship
Snogging Lavender Brown
Snooping as usual
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Star-crossed
Staying up all night to get lucky
Stuck in the middle with you
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
That's rough, buddy
The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me
The captain of her heart
The new Mrs. Reynolds
The Skitty to my Wailord
The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
There ain't no mountain high enough
They call me Baby Driver
They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
They grew on me like a tumor...
They're my lobster
Thinkin' about you, muffin
THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
This is not my beautiful wife!
Tongue-tied
Too sexy for my shirt
Tsundere'ing
TV Tropes ruined my love life
Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
Two-timing
Waiting for Prince Charming
Waiting for you *wink*
Wanna dance with somebody
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
We finish each other's sandwiches
What is this thing you call love?
What's love got to do with it?
Who needs love when you have waffles?
Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Will you go out with me to the End?
Wishfully thinking
Wishing you were here
With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
With my statistically significant other
Writing a love letter
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
You can be my wingman any time
You cannot grasp the true form
You know I want to but I'm in too deep
You spin me right round, baby
You're a beautiful woman, probably
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
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    Original OP 
Well, ok, I did set mine.

I'm not pining! I'm passed on! This Rotpar is no more! I have ceased to be! I've expired and gone to meet my maker! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm off the twig! I've kicked the bucket, I've shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROTPAR!!

Seriously, guys, brilliant little Valentine's Day thing.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 14th 2025 at 7:33:41 AM

Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#176: Feb 12th 2014 at 5:56:43 PM

Suggestion: I like big bots and I can not lie.

Mostly for the pun. =P

Click Click Boom Boom
Ruise Nyanpasu~ from your subconscious Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Butterfinger Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
#178: Feb 12th 2014 at 6:47:39 PM

Not going to cash in my second suggestion just yet, but I was wondering if there could be an indentation of some sort before "Relationship status"? As it is right now, there's no space between the store icon and the message, and I think it would look nicer if there was at least a space.

♥ ♦ ♠ ♣
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#179: Feb 12th 2014 at 6:50:20 PM

I just went through and added a bunch. Don't be cross if I didn't get yours; I skimmed for what I considered to be the most humorous, and/or "how did we miss this one?"

  • Gone fishin'
  • I <3 love!
  • Baby don't hurt me!
  • Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
  • I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
  • Hounds of love are hunting
  • It was just a setback
  • Don't hug me; I'm scared
  • It was only a kiss
  • Stuck in the middle with you
  • A teenager in love
  • Hooked on a feeling
  • Love is for the living, Sal
  • Buried in snow, waiting for spring
  • I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
  • Who needs love when you have waffles?
  • P.S. I love you
  • Awaiting my mail-order bride
  • RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1 (added, and the other one deleted)
  • You can be my wingman any time
  • Only knew I loved her when I let her go
  • All is for my lord
  • In another castle
  • I'm just high on the world
  • Complex: I'm real, she is imaginary
  • He makes me feel like I have a heart
  • Reincarnated romance
  • I like big bots and I can not lie

edited 12th Feb '14 6:50:46 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#180: Feb 12th 2014 at 6:58:08 PM

There are two PS I Love You on the scroll down.

(Last suggestion: Naked on a bearskin rug. Playing the saxophone)

edited 12th Feb '14 7:02:02 PM by PippingFool

I'm having to learn to pay the price
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#182: Feb 12th 2014 at 7:09:49 PM

Added: "Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone"

Deleted the extra "P.S. I love you"

edited 12th Feb '14 7:16:52 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
PippingFool Eclipse the Moon from A Floridian Prison Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Eclipse the Moon
#183: Feb 12th 2014 at 7:11:57 PM

[up]

PS. I love you tongue

I'm having to learn to pay the price
JackAlsworth Since: Jul, 2009
#184: Feb 12th 2014 at 7:12:06 PM

Love Potion #9

(alternatively, kissing a cop on 34th and Vine)

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#185: Feb 12th 2014 at 7:47:36 PM

Suggestion #1: In ★♥Ω with a dancing elf

Suggestion #2: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.

2 seems especially relevant considering a possible status is 'hiding'.

edited 12th Feb '14 9:54:05 PM by ohsointocats

Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#186: Feb 12th 2014 at 7:51:33 PM

>.>

<.<

  • What's Love Got to Do with It?
  • I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...
  • (Honourable Mention) It's Not Unusual

*vanishes into the ether*

edited 12th Feb '14 8:51:16 PM by Pyrite

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
JHM Apparition in the Woods from Niemandswasser Since: Aug, 2010 Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
Apparition in the Woods
#187: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:06:11 PM

I like Cats' first suggestion quite a bit.

As for mine...

  1. The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice.
  2. Oh Rose thou art sick.

I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
Ssj3Gojira Arashi Shigehito from The Event Horizon Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#188: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:09:56 PM

My suggestion is to just make a You Tube link that sends you to "What is Love," unless that has already been suggested.

Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
Ruise Nyanpasu~ from your subconscious Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Nyanpasu~
#189: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:11:35 PM

[up][up][up]We need Pyrite's second.

Loves feel-good animation a whole lot.
lalalei2001 Since: Oct, 2009
#190: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:14:22 PM

"So this is love" and "You were my new dream"

The Protomen enhanced my life.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#191: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:32:14 PM

Two Pokemon related:

"The Skitty to my Wailord"

Or!

"In the Pokemon Daycare"

Contact Me!
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#192: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:32:26 PM

Well, there's already a youtube link to Never Gonna Give You Up. Well, the video ID.

edited 12th Feb '14 8:32:40 PM by TParadox

Fresh-eyed movie blog
MajorTom Since: Dec, 2009
#193: Feb 12th 2014 at 8:41:51 PM

Powerthirst! VALENTINE'S EDITION!

Alternatively:

400 BABIES!

edited 12th Feb '14 8:42:23 PM by MajorTom

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#194: Feb 12th 2014 at 9:41:04 PM

I would use Pyrite's second one.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#195: Feb 12th 2014 at 10:18:28 PM

  • Makin babby
  • Can't buy me love

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
troacctid (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#196: Feb 12th 2014 at 11:45:07 PM

Some of these are pretty funny, but given my existing gingerbread, I think I'm obligated to use "Mu."

GeekCodeRed Since: Sep, 2010
#197: Feb 12th 2014 at 11:50:26 PM

My suggestions. If someone could suggest the third one for me, because I couldn't resist it. tongue
She's holding on my heart like a hand grenade.
Has met China Sorrows.
My elf kissing days are over.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#199: Feb 13th 2014 at 3:33:56 AM

"LA Woman, you're my woman"

edited 13th Feb '14 3:34:39 AM by Boxen

dead devotion
ShanghaiSlave Giver of Lame Names from YKTTW Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
#200: Feb 13th 2014 at 4:26:17 AM

I already suggested something herehere, but seems to have been missed.

EDIT: awesome!you have my thanks.

edited 13th Feb '14 3:44:55 PM by ShanghaiSlave

Is dast der Zerstorer? Odar die Schopfer?

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