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Rules for suggestions: New additions will only be added once per year before Valentine's Day (late January/early February). Suggestions will be voted on in a crowner, and the amount of options to be added will be decided on a case-by-case basis when it's time to vote, and options must have a ratio of at least 2.5:1 (instead of the 2:1 minimum usually used on the site) and at least ten votes to have consensus to add.

    List of relationship statuses 
-not set
700 wives and 300 concubines
A cockroach, nothing can kill it. 
A gay little love melody
A heart full of love
A teenager in love
Above such petty unnecessities
Abstaining
All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
All is for my lord
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
And they all lived happily ever after <3
Anime is my true love
Arm chopping is not a love language!
Armed with the Power of Love
At the center of everything that happens to me
Awaiting my mail-order bride
Baby don't hurt me!
Barbecuing
Become a part of me!
Betrayed by Delilah
Boffing Buffy
Brewing the love potion
Brony
Browsing the selection
Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Californicating
Can't buy me love
Cast away
Charming Titania with a donkey face
Chocolate!
Cigarettes and Valentines
Coming soon to theaters
Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Consider his love an honor
Crazy Cat Lady
Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
Dancing with myself
Dating Catwoman
Dating the Doctor
Desperate
Don't hug me; I'm scared
Drift compatible
Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me
Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you
Every rose has its thorn
Faithful to 2D
Falling within your bell curve
Filling the world with silly love songs
Forming Voltron
GAR for Archer
Gay for Big Boss
Get out of here, STALKER
Getting away with murder
Gimme danger, little stranger
Giving love a bad name
God only knows what I'd be without you
Gone fishin'
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Halfway to Pon Farr
Having tea with Cthulhu
He makes me feel like I have a heart
He's a magic man
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Heisenberg unreliable
Hello, I love you
Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Hiding
Historians will say we were good friends.
Hit me with your best shot
Holding out for a hero
Hooked on a feeling
Hoping Senpai notices me
Hounds of love are hunting
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
How YOU doin'?
Hugging my pillow
I <3 love!
I can't get no satisfaction
I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
I Dream of Mimi
I get a feeling so complicated...
I know
I like big bots and I can not lie
I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
I love you for psychological reasons
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
I only want you gone
I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I turn to stone when you are gone
I wanna be with you everywhere
I wanna be your dog
I wanna be your sledgehammer
I wanna know about these strangers like me
I wanna know what love is
I want you, body and soul.
I want you to want me
I won't say I'm in love
I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
I'm her lunatic and she's my sociopath 
I'm in love with my car
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
I'm just high on the world
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
I've got a total eclipse of the heart
I've got my mind set on you
I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
If it's you, it's okay
If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Immobilized by love
In another castle
In bed with a green-skinned space babe
In denial
In Lesbians with you
In love with love
In my bunk
In season
In Spades with myself
In the clutches of some Wild Love
In your bunk
is commanded to— WANK!
Is that a kind of food?
It was just a setback
It was never meant to be
It was only a kiss
It's a god-awful small affair
It's a Russian taunt
It's complicated
It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It's so nice to be turned on again
Just call me Angel of the Morning
Just hit the jackpot
LA Woman, you're my woman
Less than three
LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Like those other sticky valentines
Longing for Dulcinea
Longing for my OTP
Look at all the lonely people
Love = my face = a building on fire
Love blinded me (with science!)
love is a deadly lazer
Love is an open door
Love is for the living, Sal
Love potion #9
Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint
Loves me...loves me not
Lovey-Dovey
Made of Love
Married to my murderer
Married to the job
Married to the music
Maxing my social links
May the odds be in my favor
Mmmm...chocolate hearts
Mu
My elf kissing days are over
My own grandpa
My love is bigger than a Cadillac
My TiMER is ticking
N-timing
Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
Noddin' my head like yeah
Non-Canon
Norwegian Wood
Not caught up in your love affair
Not war
Now it's the end, strangers again
Numbering my troper crushes
Oh my word! I'm gay!
Omelette du fromage$
On the fine, fine line
On the prowl
On the Titanic
One Is The Loneliest Number
One True Dodecahedron
Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Out to the Coast
Owner of a lonely heart
P.S. I love you
Paris holds the key to my heart
Pining for the fjords
Plastic Love
Playing Cupid
Puppy love
Raising My Lily Rank With You
Reincarnated romance
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Remembering what Mama said
Robosexual
Serial head-patter
Sharing a spaghetti noodle
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
She lives on love street
She turned into the moon
She's holding a very large knife
Shipping fictional characters
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Singularity
Sinking with my ship
Snogging Lavender Brown
Snooping as usual
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Star-crossed
Staying up all night to get lucky
Stuck in the middle with you
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
That's rough, buddy
The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me
The captain of her heart
The new Mrs. Reynolds
The Skitty to my Wailord
The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
There ain't no mountain high enough
They call me Baby Driver
They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
They grew on me like a tumor...
They're my lobster
Thinkin' about you, muffin
THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
This is not my beautiful wife!
Tongue-tied
Too sexy for my shirt
Tsundere'ing
TV Tropes ruined my love life
Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
Two-timing
Waiting for Prince Charming
Waiting for you *wink*
Wanna dance with somebody
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
We finish each other's sandwiches
What is this thing you call love?
What's love got to do with it?
Who needs love when you have waffles?
Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Will you go out with me to the End?
Wishfully thinking
Wishing you were here
With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
With my statistically significant other
Writing a love letter
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
You can be my wingman any time
You cannot grasp the true form
You know I want to but I'm in too deep
You spin me right round, baby
You're a beautiful woman, probably
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
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    Original OP 
Well, ok, I did set mine.

I'm not pining! I'm passed on! This Rotpar is no more! I have ceased to be! I've expired and gone to meet my maker! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm off the twig! I've kicked the bucket, I've shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROTPAR!!

Seriously, guys, brilliant little Valentine's Day thing.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 15th 2024 at 2:54:24 PM

Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#26: Feb 12th 2014 at 12:57:24 PM

The above two have been added. Very creative, folks.

We will be keeping an eye on the feedback as to whether people want it to stay or not. I personally think it's cool enough to keep around, but not everyone may agree.

edited 12th Feb '14 12:58:23 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
SeptimusHeap from Switzerland (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Mu
#27: Feb 12th 2014 at 12:59:49 PM

I see some interest and no harm (so far), so we can keep for now.

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard Feynman
strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#28: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:00:22 PM

I wouldn't mind keeping it around. It's fun.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#29: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:00:51 PM

I just see it as cute, but not really substantial.

That being said, I'll suggest "star-crossed".

dead devotion
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#30: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:00:56 PM

As long as we're counting fandom references, some folks suggested 'In Spades with myself'.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#31: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:01:48 PM

"Staying up all night to get lucky"

xD

Or, a Team Fortress 2 reference, "Will exchange dates for hats"?

edited 12th Feb '14 1:03:25 PM by DaftPunch

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BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#32: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:02:13 PM

How about we have the option to get rid of it off our profiles?

So the people who like it can keep it and those that don't can remove it?

[down]Or that.

edited 12th Feb '14 1:04:52 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#33: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:03:48 PM

Or the option to not display it without turning off all gingerbread

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#34: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:04:17 PM

Also, What is this thing you call wuv?

edited 12th Feb '14 1:04:31 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#35: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:04:27 PM

Can Gay for Big Boss be an option?

Cause you know, Everyone is gay for be Big Boss

Oh really when?
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#36: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:04:42 PM

"Star-crossed" — how did we miss that one? Added!!!

"In Spades with myself" and "Staying up all night to get lucky" added as well.

@Bacon: You can always use "not set" if you don't want to participate. Turning off the display on a per-user basis is probably more work than Eddie wants to put in.

Also added "What is this thing you call love?" and "Gay for Big Boss".

edited 12th Feb '14 1:05:31 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
PeacefulApocalypse from Planet Fastoon Since: Oct, 2012
#37: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:04:47 PM

Puppy love?

Shotgun wedding?

edited 12th Feb '14 1:06:04 PM by PeacefulApocalypse

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Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#39: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:06:05 PM

[up][up][up]Not wuv?

edited 12th Feb '14 1:06:19 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Rotpar Always 3:00am in the Filth from California (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Always 3:00am in the Filth
#40: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:06:18 PM

One of my favorite Futurama lines: "THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!"

Because Magical Girls: "Armed with the Power of Love"

And...uh: "My Own Grandpa"?[lol]

edited 12th Feb '14 1:08:03 PM by Rotpar

"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#41: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:06:42 PM

[up]Actually, I think that's what I meant.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#42: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:07:14 PM

[up][up] I did those last two. Does the Futurama quote have to be in all caps?

edited 12th Feb '14 1:07:26 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
nman Since: Mar, 2010
Rotpar Always 3:00am in the Filth from California (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Always 3:00am in the Filth
#44: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:08:45 PM

[up][up]

Maybe? He is an angry alien yelling at one of those chalk candy hearts saying "I wuv you".

edited 12th Feb '14 1:09:08 PM by Rotpar

"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#46: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:08:48 PM

@Fighteer: It is said by LRRR, LEADER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
TopographicOcean A Pathetic from the colo Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
A Pathetic
#49: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:10:29 PM

Suggestion(s):

Wishing you were here
In the clutches of some Wild Love
Broken hearts are for assholes Perhaps too much? XD
Still looking for that perfect microwave
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz

edited 12th Feb '14 1:11:24 PM by TopographicOcean

YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#50: Feb 12th 2014 at 1:12:16 PM

Added:

  • Showing feelings of an almost human nature
  • Wishing you were here
  • In the clutches of some Wild Love
  • I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz

For now let's keep it to one per major work or artist. I know we broke that rule with a few of the initial ones, but I'm trying to stay sane.

edited 12th Feb '14 1:13:06 PM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"

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