RandomWriter413
Since: Feb, 2016
#2053: Aug 2nd 2018 at 2:18:44 PM
A country.
Well. Okay.
Some_Person
He'll take the case!
from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey
Since: Jun, 2015
Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
#2054: Aug 2nd 2018 at 3:33:17 PM
Both of my dads look very dangerous and I'm not okay with that.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Murataku
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#2055: Aug 2nd 2018 at 4:38:16 PM
My mother appears to be setting a very bad example regarding my health. My poor lungs.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
#2056: Aug 25th 2018 at 3:00:39 PM
Knowing who he is, this is on the awkward side for sure.
The League of Heroes
#2057: Aug 25th 2018 at 7:47:43 PM
No, it's not true! That's impossible!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Edited by Mhazard on Aug 25th 2018 at 10:47:26 PM
The Senate
#2058: Aug 25th 2018 at 7:50:45 PM
What. How is that even biologically possible?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#2059: Aug 25th 2018 at 9:08:42 PM
.... Okay?
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
#2060: Aug 26th 2018 at 9:30:13 PM
A-all of them? 
Murataku
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
#2061: Sep 29th 2018 at 5:52:10 AM
Cool. Do I get any magic from this? I better.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
TheWhiteWolf
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#2062: Oct 14th 2018 at 9:11:35 PM
I don't remember having two dads
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#2063: Oct 17th 2018 at 6:40:06 AM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together."
Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Zanreo
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
from Glitch City
(Ten years in the joint)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#2064: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:09:47 PM
My parents are unicorn ponies... how?
"Leftover items still have value!"
VengefulBale
Dagded Dujardin
from The Universe (it's his room)
Since: Feb, 2016
Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#2065: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:32:04 PM
Eh, could've been worse
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
HyperReal
Facing the consequences.
from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy
Since: Sep, 2018
Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#2066: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:32:46 PM
What?
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
VengefulBale
Dagded Dujardin
from The Universe (it's his room)
Since: Feb, 2016
Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#2067: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:34:49 PM
Help
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
wingedcatgirl
I'm helping!
from lurking
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#2068: Nov 13th 2018 at 4:40:48 PM
hello snake parent, please teach me how to hiss properly
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
#2069: Nov 13th 2018 at 5:29:52 PM
...okay.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
VengefulBale
Dagded Dujardin
from The Universe (it's his room)
Since: Feb, 2016
Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#2070: Nov 13th 2018 at 6:35:29 PM
I don't see anything wrong here
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Ice Queen
#2071: Nov 14th 2018 at 5:37:13 AM
I'm...part-snake? Cool, I guess, as long as I don't look like Voldemort.
#2072: Nov 27th 2018 at 6:14:47 PM
Mom, how come I didn't inherit your ice powers?
#2073: Nov 27th 2018 at 6:16:27 PM
Dad, when will I get cool armor like yours?
The League of Heroes
wingedcatgirl
I'm helping!
from lurking
(Holding A Herring)
Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
I'm helping!
#2075: Nov 27th 2018 at 9:09:13 PM
Well, I can at least say that this person won't be weirded out that I act like a catgirl.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Total posts: 2,948
Also no real comment.
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"